Everything is "BIG" in Texas Including Spider Webs

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Scientists Debate Massive Spider Web Blanketing 200 Yards of Texas Park
August 31, 2007
WILLS POINT, Texas Entomologists are debating the origin and rarity of a sprawling spider web that blankets several trees, shrubs and the ground along a 200-yard stretch of trail in a North Texas park.
Officials at Lake Tawakoni State Park say the massive mosquito trap is a big attraction for some visitors, while others won't go anywhere near it.
"At first, it was so white it looked like fairyland," said Donna Garde, superintendent of the park about 45 miles east of Dallas. "Now it's filled with so many mosquitoes that it's turned a little brown. There are times you can literally hear the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs."
Spider experts say the web may have been constructed by social cobweb spiders, which work together, or could be the result of a mass dispersal in which the arachnids spin webs to spread out from one another.

Don’t we all Bill? Don’t we all.

Only 98 cents that is just bad luck.

One year later and he is nowhere closer to getting his wife back!

But at least someone gave him a nicer sign.

Small Bits of News

Briefcase Thief Misses Out On $16,697
A thief stole a briefcase and threw it away without noticing it contained $16,697 in cash, German authorities said today. "I think they'll be annoyed when they find out," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Duesseldorf.
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Teen Driver Arrested Over 140 MPH You Tube Video
A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of having posted a video of himself on YouTube driving at speeds of more than 140 mph, police said on Thursday. The car, a Ford Escort, was filmed on the A76 single-carriageway road in southwest Scotland.
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Let's do Lunch at Semen Cafe

Just don't ask for mayo on your sandwich

This Big

I Count 1,157,856 Spiders

How Many Do You Count?

You Got to be Kidding

NO PROBLEM FOR ME!

Small Bits of News

Police: NY Robber Refuses $10, Takes $4
A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor, police said Tuesday.
He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away, police said.
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Naked Man Hulas As Cohorts Steal Beer At MO. Convenience Store
The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.
That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of Aug. 18 at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.
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Senior Citizens Held At Gunpoint, Robbed For Pot
Three senior citizens were held at gunpoint and robbed inside their own home. But the crooks didn't steal cash. Instead police say, they took off with their stash of medical marijuana.
63-year-old Donald Treloar was sleeping in a tent next to the medical marijuana garden he grows in the back of a Sacramento home, when he got the wake-up call of his life.
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Drug Dealing Dad Gets Up To 5 Years
A Quakertown man who took his 6-week old son along on some of his drug deals won't get to attend the boy's next few birthdays.
He'll be spending at least the next two years in state prison.
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9 Things You Are Better Off Not Knowing

Girl Scare Prank

Girl Scare Prank

GIRLS GETTING WILD

A Message with Picture

I want to be a Bear

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That's one Lucky Dog

Leona Helmsley,

The Queen of Mean Bitch's, Leaves $12M to Her Dog Trouble

Late luxury New York Hotelier Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean, who died of heart failure on August 20, had left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund! She also left money for other relatives, but nobody could be better than Trouble!

Small Bits of News

Prison Inmates Take Out Contract On Sniffer Dog's Life
Criminals in Limerick Prison have reportedly taken out a contract on the life of a sniffer dog who has almost cleared the prison of drugs.
Reports this morning say inmates are so frustrated with the dog's success that they have ordered their associates to have him killed.
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Man With No Legs Cited For Driving Drunk
Two men, driving the same pickup truck, have been cited for driving drunk in central Wisconsin.
Police stopped their truck in Abbotsford, Wis. recently and found 43-year-old Harvey Miller was steering the truck. Miller has no legs.
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Say: "Fire Truck"

Say: "Fire Truck"

G-String Show Off

G-string Show Off

Super 7 Fold

Super 7 Fold


Watched the video a dozen times and never saw any paper.

There was paper?

I could only see her t**s

Where was the paper?

Student Cracks Government's $84m Porn Filter

A MELBOURNE schoolboy has cracked the Federal Government's new $84 million internet porn filter in minutes.
Tom Wood, 16, 10th grade student said it took him just over 30 minutes to bypass the Government's filter, released on Tuesday.

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Kids Stole Their Dad’s ATM Card

And Was Caught Using It.

No Driver Needed

Columbian’s Zip Line

If you think your commute is difficult
See how these Columbian villagers and children get in and out of their village.

Special Cum Agent

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

A CSI team uses a blacklight to search for semen at a crime scene.

Great Clip

Hard Times Has Hit This Bird

This bird has made her nest completely out of "Nails"

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To Boldly go Where no Fatty has Gone Before.

Man Drives a Brand New $ 39,000 Motorcycle and Crashes It

Duh!!!

What a "Dumb Ass"

Simple and Effective

How The Military Directs Traffic In Iraq

Boy gets his testicles stuck in pipe after fall

Malaysian doctors performed a 30-minute operation to free a nine-year-old boy's testicles stuck in a metal pipe after he slipped while bathing.

In response to a call from his brother in an adjacent room, the boy climbed up a partition in the bathroom, but slipped and fell on an uncovered metal pipe, trapping his testicles in the narrow tube.

Medical staff answering the emergency call at the boy's home on the northern island of Penang were unable to remove the L-shaped pipe and had to call in firemen. Bukit Mertajam fire officer Rohana Mustafa said they had to use a hydraulic cutter to cut both ends of the pipe.

The boy was then rushed to the Seberang Jaya Hospital with his testicles still caught in the L-shaped pipe.

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Patrick Yau said...
OMG. What is the odds of that?

Porn thief caught red-faced in public toilet

A man caught stealing a porn magazine was caught with goods in his hand in a public toilet just minutes later.

The 19-year-old man emerged red-faced from the disabled toilets in Darwin's Karama Shopping Center.

The security guard and Karama Newsagency owner Peter Cullip had been waiting for the man for more than 10 minutes.

"He was pretty embarrassed," Mr Cullip, 43, said. "We can only guess what he was doing in there."

Mr Cullip said the CCTV camera caught the thief putting a Fiesta magazine up his T-shirt, and then leaving the store.

The magazine - a British soft-core porn adult magazine, which features girl-next-door-type models - retails for $9.95.

Mr Cullip said when police arrived; they took the man to collect the $9.95 and returned with him to pay the money back.

He said the man had been given a "slap on the wrist" for trespass.

Sexy Folgers Coffee Ad

How coffee works

How coffee works

A Couple Showing Off Their Assets

Tragedy waiting to happen

It's not just a Motorcycle, Baby. It's a Mobile Barbecue Pit.
Yes, that is a wood oven precariously close to a gas tank. But it's still awesome.
Courtesy of RUB

When we heard that RUB was commissioning Orange County Chopper, of American Chopper fame, to make a mobile barbecue pit, we thought it was a pretty cool idea. We expected it to be a novelty, like a two-headed kitten or the world’s largest ball of string. Nothing prepared us for the mind-numbing coolness of the actual RUB Chopper: The restaurant’s owner, Andrew Fischel, correctly characterizes as “the sickest, baddest thing in the world.”
We had some doubts, too, about the utility of the thing: Was it really that good of an idea to have what amounts to a giant wood oven inches from a gas tank? But the RUB guys have already cooked ribs, brisket, and pork butt on it, and they aren’t dead yet. When asked if it was dangerous, Fischel replied breezily, “I don’t know. No one’s ever built one of these before.”

Let’s hope we don’t find out the hard way.

Need a Meat-Smoking Sidecar? Call American Chopper!

Small Bits of News

Thieves switch Mexican police dog for mongrel puppy
A top police sniffer dog working for an elite Mexican drug squad was stolen during an airport transfer by thieves who left a mixed-breed puppy in its place, the attorney general's office said. Rex IV, a highly trained Belgian Malinois sheepdog with a string of drug hauls behind him, was checked on to a flight from Mexico City this week with seven other police dogs bound for an operation in the northern state of Sinaloa. But when the dogs arrived at Mazatlan airport, Sinaloa, their police handlers discovered a small black mongrel puppy inside Rex IV's cage, with the sniffer dog nowhere to be seen. "It's like kidnapping an intelligence agent", he said.

Passenger Arrested After Trying To Open Door During Flight
A passenger tried to open a plane door during a Frontier Airlines flight on Saturday morning but was subdued by airline staff and passengers, an airline spokesman said. Police and Transportation Security Administration staff met Flight 514 after the plane landed in New York City and took the man into custody, said Frontier spokesman Joe Hodas.
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Fake Calls For Aid Lead To Teenager
The teenager's mom became suspicious when she found radio equipment in his room. Equipment she hadn't bought. She called Largo police. What she didn't know was that her son, a 15-year-old Clearwater High School student, was already wanted by the U.S. Coast Guard and the Federal Communications Commission.
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81-Year-Old Fights Off Teen Robbers
A couple of Sampson County teenagers are behind bars after trying to rob a well-known hardware store in Dunn, and family members are calling the store's 81-year-old owner a hero.
He got quite a scare Thursday when a gunman tried to rob him, but Carr fought back and one of the 15-year-old teenagers fled.
VIDEO: 81-Year-Old Fights Off Teen Robbers
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$8,000.00 for a PENIS do I hear $9,000.00

A fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus was sold for $8,000 at a Beverly Hills auction yesterday. The 4 1/2-foot-long bone was sold to the company that runs the Ripley's Believe It or Not museums. The price will top out at $9,600 when auction fees are included.

"Size matters, and the walrus has got every male beat," said Josh Chait, operations director for his family's auction house in Beverly Hills. "

It's a little sick, but where else are you going to get another one?

That's how collectors think."

The final price was well below the $12,000 to $16,000 the item had been expected to bring. The I.M. Chait Gallery says the Ripley's corporate office bought it with the intention of displaying it around the country. Discovered in Siberia, the fossilized penis bone is from a species of walrus that went extinct 12,000 years ago. The piece curves to a point and is covered with weathered skin and dry muscle tissue. The auction house said it was believed to be the largest known mammal penis fossil.

A Male is a Male it doesn't matter what Species it is

Horny Dolphin Humping Girl In Bikini

Watch Out for that First Step it's a Doozy

BEN FRANKLIN GETS HIGH-TECH MAKEOVER IN NEW $100 BILL

Franklin Gets a Facelift

WASHINGTON — After six decades in which the venerable greenback never changed its look, the U.S. currency has undergone a slew of makeovers. The most amazing is yet to come.
A new security thread has been approved for the $100 bill, The Associated Press has learned, and the change will cause double-takes.

The operation of the new security thread looks like something straight out of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This magic, however, relies on innovations produced from decades of development.
It combines micro-printing with tiny lenses — 650,000 for a single $100 bill. The lenses magnify the micro-printing in a truly remarkable way.
Move the bill side to side and the image appears to move up and down. Move the bill up and down and the image appears to move from side to side.

Eleven Worst Designed Cars

HERE ARE TWO, CAN YOU NAME THE OTHER NINE WITHOUT LOOKING?

AMC Gremlin

AMC Pacer

Check Out Your Answers

The World's Ugliest Cars

Woman Drives and Crashes a 1967 Shelby Cobra

The first rule of owning a classic car like this 1967 Shelby Cobra is women are only allowed to sit in the passenger seat.

This guy ignored that rule and paid the price.

2 Words; SAFETY GEAR

This kid attempts to ollie a four set but his board turns and ends up getting him right in the groin.

They always said if it hurts walk it off

This must have really hurt because he ran it off

American Lives Needs Your Help

SPREAD the WORD and PICTURES

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Small Bits of News

Rap For Sex Swap Brothers
A boyfriend embarrassed about the size of his manhood told his lover he wanted sex in the dark - then got his brother to take his place. Desperate Manfred Schuh, 26, got away with it for two months until his girlfriend turned the light on during a bonk.
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Man Arrested After Posting MySpace Page Threatening Police
An Athens man has been charged with inciting to riot after allegedly seeking to to kill police officers via his MySpace page. Robert Bradley Tanksley, 19, of 1404 S. Houston Street was arrested Thursday afternoon after Athens police received information from a former Athens resident that someone had posted a MySpace page with the display name "Kill an Athens Cop today...(they're) Bastards."
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Judge Gives Shoplifters Public Punishment
A judge in Florida's Putnam County is handing down strange sentences for shoplifters -- forcing criminals convicted of stealing to tell residents what they have done. However, the shoplifters don't have to say a word because the sign they hold says it all, reported WJXT-TV.
Judge Peter Miller began handing out the unique sentences about 11 years ago in an effort to keep people from ripping off stores in the county, which is about 25 miles south of Jacksonville, Fla.
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Porsche 911 + 172mph = Jail Time

Britain's fastest speeder faces jail after clocking at 172mph in Porsche

Britain's fastest speeder in a car is facing jail after admitting clocking up 172mph while taking a new Porsche 911 for a spin. Timothy Brady, 33, was spotted driving more than 100mph over the limit on a dual carriageway in the UK£ 93 000 = 185 953.5 U.S. dollars sports roadster. He was on a 70mph section of the A420 in Oxfordshire in the 3.6-litre vehicle belonging to the courtesy car firm where he worked as a delivery driver. At Oxford Crown Court, Brady looked sheepish and spoke nervously to confirm only his name and admit the charge of dangerous driving. He was warned that his joyride is likely to result in a jail term.

People must go there just for the food!

Someone Got Service

COMMENTS

A message for the restaurant.

Clever tip for the waitress
I wish I was this clever.

Well, those ready-witty customers have found the best way to express the discontent that many of us have. I wonder, that diner has improved the service or just has taken away all those ketchup and mustard bottles?

Convenience with a Inconvenience

For The Dog Lover