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This guy was very lucky it almost gone bad
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Pee Break
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The first one almost looks horrified while the ones at the other end are smiling. .
Tony.....
Pull over Pee Stops are always a Great Snapshot
"FAT Burger"
.Jill said.....
When will it end with BACON?
It started with what else goes with bacon. Now it's has been turned into to the how nasty how many fat and calories a person can put into a pile.
Get realistic that's a death sandwich.
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Bob said.....
That looks sooo good to eat.
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So Bob you're the type of a guy that enjoys the moment and pays later.
Man regrets having sex with hedgehog
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A desperate guy got his penis ripped to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a hedgehog.
The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spinney romance.
"I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot."
Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Man Tries to Pay McDonald's Meal With Pot
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
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Woman Activist Changes Name to Web Address in Protest
You can call her CutoutDissection.com, Cutout for short, but just don't call her Jennifer.
The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.
The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.
"I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new," she told The Asheville Citizen-Times. "Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about."
The Asheville High School graduate who is working in Virginia said she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment.
Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.
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14-year-old Shot 3 Times During Toilet Paper Prank
A toilet paper prank has led to the shooting of a 14-year-old by a southwestern Michigan man who believed strangers were trying to break into his home.
The victim and four other teens were pulling the prank about 1 a.m. Sunday at a home in Solon Township, about 20 miles northeast of Grand Rapids.
Kent County sheriff's Lt. Jerry Miedema said the teens were intent on draping the house in toilet paper, while the homeowner's "intent was to come out shooting."
Police say three shots were fired from a 12-gauge shotgun, striking the 14-year-old in the chest, stomach and leg. He is recovering at a local hospital.
The homeowner was not arrested, but a prosecutor is looking into possible charges.
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Lazy dog walker earns title
A father has been named one of the laziest men in Britain for walking his pet dog while sitting in his car.
Kevin Pyle, 35, gets his son to drive him slowly around the block and, with his arm stretched out of the window, holds a lead attached to his bull mastiff Bruce, who walks alongside.
He claims to cover around four miles a week but never does any walking himself.
He said: "It sounds terrible that I take Bruce for a walk like that, but it saves me from getting wet when it's raining. He really enjoys it and it saves my legs."
Now he's won the title of being the region's Great North Bum.
Mr Pyle, of Fenham, Newcastle, was nominated for the competition by his 18-year-old son Karl.
"My dad is the laziest person I know. When he gets in from work he has a bath and goes straight to bed. He just lies there and watches the TV," said Karl.
"He even shouts down the stairs for us to go up and turn the channel over for him. But even we couldn't believe it when he came up with the idea to take Bruce for a walk like that.
"Dad goes to work at around 4.30am to 5am and he gets me up so I can drive around the block while he holds Bruce's lead. He is so lazy and deserves the title."
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Horse tested positive for alcohol
Traffic police in Romania tested a horse for alcohol after the cart it was pulling hit a man who was sitting on a bench.
Witnesses told police that the horse "looked out of control" despite its owners desperate efforts to control it.
Ion Dragan, 56, told police he had just bought the horse from a fair and was going home.
Police now suspect the horse might have been given alcohol to make it look stronger and healthier before it was sold.
Ion Iliuta, head of the local veterinary authority, said he was amazed when police asked him to establish the alcohol concentration in the horse's blood.
"We never had such a request before. Maybe to see what kind of blood it is yes, but to find out if the animal was drunk, never."
The 86-year-old victim, who was sitting on a bench outside of his home, died from his injuries.
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Luxury yacht goes for £20 after auction screw up
A yachtsman has been forced to hand over his luxury boat - after selling it on an internet auction website for less than £20.
The all-at-sea sailor hoped to get up to £10,000 for the 20ft yacht but forgot to set a minimum price.
But after trying to cancel the sale on the AllesAuktion.de website Jakob Kauder was taken to court by the winning bidder in Cologne, Germany.
Judges ruled that the auction was legal and Kauder had to complete the sale.
Court spokesman Hubertus Nolte said: "The standard laws of business transactions also apply to internet auctions."
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Thief was Captured by Elevator
A robber almost pulled off a successful heist in an office building in central Berlin early Saturday morning. But on his way out of the building, he was captured -- by the elevator.
At approximately 12:30 a.m., an elevator company received an emergency call from the would-be thief. He was stuck in the office lift. The company contacted the Berlin fire department, who freed the man with the help of a mechanic.
The firemen noticed the four laptops stashed in the elevator and called in the police, who arrested the man.
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A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
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Woman Activist Changes Name to Web Address in Protest
You can call her CutoutDissection.com, Cutout for short, but just don't call her Jennifer.
The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.
The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.
"I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new," she told The Asheville Citizen-Times. "Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about."
The Asheville High School graduate who is working in Virginia said she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment.
Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.
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14-year-old Shot 3 Times During Toilet Paper Prank
A toilet paper prank has led to the shooting of a 14-year-old by a southwestern Michigan man who believed strangers were trying to break into his home.
The victim and four other teens were pulling the prank about 1 a.m. Sunday at a home in Solon Township, about 20 miles northeast of Grand Rapids.
Kent County sheriff's Lt. Jerry Miedema said the teens were intent on draping the house in toilet paper, while the homeowner's "intent was to come out shooting."
Police say three shots were fired from a 12-gauge shotgun, striking the 14-year-old in the chest, stomach and leg. He is recovering at a local hospital.
The homeowner was not arrested, but a prosecutor is looking into possible charges.
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Lazy dog walker earns title
A father has been named one of the laziest men in Britain for walking his pet dog while sitting in his car.
Kevin Pyle, 35, gets his son to drive him slowly around the block and, with his arm stretched out of the window, holds a lead attached to his bull mastiff Bruce, who walks alongside.
He claims to cover around four miles a week but never does any walking himself.
He said: "It sounds terrible that I take Bruce for a walk like that, but it saves me from getting wet when it's raining. He really enjoys it and it saves my legs."
Now he's won the title of being the region's Great North Bum.
Mr Pyle, of Fenham, Newcastle, was nominated for the competition by his 18-year-old son Karl.
"My dad is the laziest person I know. When he gets in from work he has a bath and goes straight to bed. He just lies there and watches the TV," said Karl.
"He even shouts down the stairs for us to go up and turn the channel over for him. But even we couldn't believe it when he came up with the idea to take Bruce for a walk like that.
"Dad goes to work at around 4.30am to 5am and he gets me up so I can drive around the block while he holds Bruce's lead. He is so lazy and deserves the title."
Picture and More
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Horse tested positive for alcohol
Traffic police in Romania tested a horse for alcohol after the cart it was pulling hit a man who was sitting on a bench.
Witnesses told police that the horse "looked out of control" despite its owners desperate efforts to control it.
Ion Dragan, 56, told police he had just bought the horse from a fair and was going home.
Police now suspect the horse might have been given alcohol to make it look stronger and healthier before it was sold.
Ion Iliuta, head of the local veterinary authority, said he was amazed when police asked him to establish the alcohol concentration in the horse's blood.
"We never had such a request before. Maybe to see what kind of blood it is yes, but to find out if the animal was drunk, never."
The 86-year-old victim, who was sitting on a bench outside of his home, died from his injuries.
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Luxury yacht goes for £20 after auction screw up
A yachtsman has been forced to hand over his luxury boat - after selling it on an internet auction website for less than £20.
The all-at-sea sailor hoped to get up to £10,000 for the 20ft yacht but forgot to set a minimum price.
But after trying to cancel the sale on the AllesAuktion.de website Jakob Kauder was taken to court by the winning bidder in Cologne, Germany.
Judges ruled that the auction was legal and Kauder had to complete the sale.
Court spokesman Hubertus Nolte said: "The standard laws of business transactions also apply to internet auctions."
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Thief was Captured by Elevator
A robber almost pulled off a successful heist in an office building in central Berlin early Saturday morning. But on his way out of the building, he was captured -- by the elevator.
At approximately 12:30 a.m., an elevator company received an emergency call from the would-be thief. He was stuck in the office lift. The company contacted the Berlin fire department, who freed the man with the help of a mechanic.
The firemen noticed the four laptops stashed in the elevator and called in the police, who arrested the man.
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Florida News
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71-year-old woman gets bill for C-section
Oh, baby.
No, a 71-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman did not deliver a child by Cesarean section, even though a hospital billed her for one.
So she filed a complaint of identity theft after receiving a $2,750 bill from a hospital.
As she explained to a deputy, at her age, she "would not be having that type of procedure done."
No, we guess not.
Good thing it wasn't a bill for a hip replacement. That one might have slipped through.
Oh, baby.
No, a 71-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman did not deliver a child by Cesarean section, even though a hospital billed her for one.
So she filed a complaint of identity theft after receiving a $2,750 bill from a hospital.
As she explained to a deputy, at her age, she "would not be having that type of procedure done."
No, we guess not.
Good thing it wasn't a bill for a hip replacement. That one might have slipped through.
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Sheriff's employee suspended for showing topless photos
Maybe this sheriff's employee only wanted to make a political statement.
And that's why she wore political campaign stickers as pasties, but it's not going to help Sheila Meschelle.
Meschelle had a photo taken of her shooting a rifle while topless, wearing those pasties, at a Manatee gun range.
Then she showed it to guys she worked with while on duty.
And not just once, but twice.
She first flashed last year, showing her supervising sergeant and other co-workers the topless photo.
Don't bring that to work again, she was told.
But she did and showed it to three deputies.
She was suspended.
Maybe this sheriff's employee only wanted to make a political statement.
And that's why she wore political campaign stickers as pasties, but it's not going to help Sheila Meschelle.
Meschelle had a photo taken of her shooting a rifle while topless, wearing those pasties, at a Manatee gun range.
Then she showed it to guys she worked with while on duty.
And not just once, but twice.
She first flashed last year, showing her supervising sergeant and other co-workers the topless photo.
Don't bring that to work again, she was told.
But she did and showed it to three deputies.
She was suspended.
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Woman who ran DUI rehab program now ordered to attend
Time to cut her off. Past time, actually.
Because a judge has now told a Palm City woman who ran a DUI rehab program she's gotta attend.
Margot Cioffi is the former executive director of an agency for people convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Then, whoops. Cops arrested her following a car crash.
She faced multiple charges including driving under the influence and disorderly intoxication.
Time for her to take a refresher course.
Time to cut her off. Past time, actually.
Because a judge has now told a Palm City woman who ran a DUI rehab program she's gotta attend.
Margot Cioffi is the former executive director of an agency for people convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Then, whoops. Cops arrested her following a car crash.
She faced multiple charges including driving under the influence and disorderly intoxication.
Time for her to take a refresher course.
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Man hits parked cop car -- with a deputy inside
One for the road?
Never a good idea.
Especially for a Naples guy now facing DUI charges after a three-car crash.
In one of the cars he hit: a Collier County Sheriff's deputy who was busily writing up another driver.
One moment, the cop is doing paper work. The next, he's on his way to the hospital.
It wasn't like the DUI guy couldn't see him, the patrol car's emergency lights were flashing.
One for the road?
Never a good idea.
Especially for a Naples guy now facing DUI charges after a three-car crash.
In one of the cars he hit: a Collier County Sheriff's deputy who was busily writing up another driver.
One moment, the cop is doing paper work. The next, he's on his way to the hospital.
It wasn't like the DUI guy couldn't see him, the patrol car's emergency lights were flashing.
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Father Accused Of Abandoning Newborn Baby In Woods
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies found a newborn baby Monday afternoon abandoned by a father in woods near the 417.
Eyewitnesses called police because William Allen seemed "out of it" while holding the child at a Winn-Dixie.
Deputies followed Allen into the woods, but he didn't have the child. They searched the area and found the baby, who is okay.
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies found a newborn baby Monday afternoon abandoned by a father in woods near the 417.
Eyewitnesses called police because William Allen seemed "out of it" while holding the child at a Winn-Dixie.
Deputies followed Allen into the woods, but he didn't have the child. They searched the area and found the baby, who is okay.
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Man Wearing Bra, Slip Asks Woman To Rub His Breasts
This guy needs a date. Or something.
First he goes to a woman's apartment in Seminole County where she was selling undies advertised on Craigslist,
He tries on a bra and slip and asks the woman to rub his fake breast.
Then he grabs her breast and rubs his groin on her, saying "I'm getting turned on," and "This is making me hot."
Then he asks her if he can masturbate.
As if that wasn't enough -- the dude didn't even buy any undies!
This guy needs a date. Or something.
First he goes to a woman's apartment in Seminole County where she was selling undies advertised on Craigslist,
He tries on a bra and slip and asks the woman to rub his fake breast.
Then he grabs her breast and rubs his groin on her, saying "I'm getting turned on," and "This is making me hot."
Then he asks her if he can masturbate.
As if that wasn't enough -- the dude didn't even buy any undies!
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Drinking and driving result in an "accident" of the bathroom variety
When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
So there was no stopping an Okaloosa Island man, whom cops clocked at 65 in a 35 zone.
The driver got out of the car and immediately peed on himself while asking the deputy if he was in trouble.
When the deputy asked the driver if he'd been drinking he confessed.
Might as well, considering the driver handed the cop a half-full bottle of rum.
When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
So there was no stopping an Okaloosa Island man, whom cops clocked at 65 in a 35 zone.
The driver got out of the car and immediately peed on himself while asking the deputy if he was in trouble.
When the deputy asked the driver if he'd been drinking he confessed.
Might as well, considering the driver handed the cop a half-full bottle of rum.
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