Thursday, November 22, 2007
Weathermen Shouldn’t Eat Mexican For Lunch
You got to feel bad for this guy, as he struggles through the middle of a broadcast and finally can’t take it anymore and rushes off for an emergency bathroom break.
Gun Kicked Back And Breaks Nose
This chick fires off a round and breaks her nose.
Not sure why the guy didn’t tell her how to hold the friggin’ rifle.
Not sure why the guy didn’t tell her how to hold the friggin’ rifle.
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
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On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
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The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
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The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Turkey Centerpiece... Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Serving turkey with all the trimmings?
Even if they can tell your stuffing came out of a box, your guests will have to look twice to realize this Thanksgiving centerpiece came out of a box – a Tampax box, that is. .
Materials:
Tampax regular tampons (about 70)
Tampax regular tampons (about 70)
Newspaper
Masking tape
Spray paint (brown and silver or gray)
Acrylic paints (red, yellow, orange)
Cardboard
Scissors
Hot glue gun
Small Bits of News
Girl to have arm removed from her backA girl in China is preparing to undergo surgery to have an extra arm removed from her back. Ren Xin will have the limb removed by doctors in Beijing next week. The 11-year-old was born with a third arm on her back. She will have to go through four stages of complicated surgery to have the limb removed. According to Chinese media reports, less than 20 similar cases have been reported around the nation.
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Man has arm cut off by train but demands glass of water
A man fell asleep on a train track and lost his right arm - but instead of yelling for an ambulance he calmly asked for a glass of water. Officers found Bobby Joe Medlin, 31, covered in blood close to the tracks in Fort Smith, Arkansas.He asked for water before they noticed his arm was missing up to his shoulder. A firefighter found Medlin's arm about an hour later, but doctors said it was too damaged to be reattached. Medlin, of Van Buren, was earlier involved in a car crash. He checked himself out of a hospital against medical advice hours before losing his arm.
39 Pounds Of Cocaine Seized In I-80 Stop
A routine traffic stop near the North 27th Street interchange on Interstate 80 just outside Lincoln led to the seizure of 39.2 pounds of cocaine, the Nebraska State Patrol said Tuesday morning.
The patrol arrested a man and woman from Arizona for possession of cocaine with intent to deliver on Monday. At 12:20 p.m. Monday, a state trooper with Headquarters Troop-Lincoln stopped an eastbound 2000 Ford Windstar minivan for driving without license plates.
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Man's Car Stolen While Chasing Down Mugger
A man robbed in the checkout line at a Jacksonville gas station had his car stolen from him by different men while trying to catch the original thief.
Paul Gibbs told police he was in a BP gas station when an unknown man snatched the $35 he was carrying in his hand.
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