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Potato Chip Eating Hand Keeps Your Fingers Clean

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Here’s another really weird gadget from Japan, it’s a plastic hand that you can use to grab potato chips out of the bag and eat with. This little device promises to keep your chip hand grease free. Although if you eat so many potato chips that you need a specially designed tool to eat them with, maybe keeping your hands clean is the last thing you need to worry about.
Supposedly, the tiny plastic fingers are gentle enough that they won’t crush your potato chips no matter how hard you press the button. Pressing the button harder won’t make you look any tougher or more ridiculous either.
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Ball and chain forces children to study

Parents can now help their children study - by buying a ball and chain that only unlocks when they have studied for long enough.
Concerned moms and dads set the desired study time on the Study Ball and attach it to their child's ankle.
A red digital display counts down the 'Study Time Left' and the device beeps and unlocks when the time expires.
The prison-style device weighs 9.5 kg (21 pounds), making it difficult to move while wearing it.
It cannot be locked for more than four hours and comes with a safety key that allows the manacle to be opened at anytime.
The ball and chain costs £75 and is sold online at curiosite.com.
The website says: "Quite often, students who are having problems concentrating tend to get up every ten minutes to watch TV, talk on the phone, take something out of the fridge, and a long list of other distractions.
"Were they to dedicate all this wasted time to studying, they would optimize their performance and have more free time available."
Designer Emilio Alarcon said: "The project was born of a conversation I had with a friend who was studying for a civil service exam. He said: "I haven't left the house in a week, this is like being in jail"."
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LYAO Commercial

The Wunder Boner.

Aired several years ago late night on OLN. Yes, It's 100% REAL!

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Anonymous said...
This was Done on Attack of the Show.

You steal alot of Your material.~Dak Rockson

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No I don't so call "Steal" material.

How much more do you want it has a "YouTube" right on the video.

And for news stories there is a "Hyperlink" in "Blue."

For the pictures they are also "Hyperlink" just click on them.

They maybe a few that doesn't have a link but every blog has them.

I have been on several blogs that don't have a single link so go after them.

On my header it says "Short and Simple" that also means no clutter.

If you haven't notice there are no advertising on this blog.

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Derek said...
It's not stealing- it's gathering different things from the internet and putting it together for us to view. Keep up the good work. I visit every day.

Derek Toronto, Canada

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WASP Injector Knife

WASP Injector Knife

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WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon

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Man invents vibrating toilet seat

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Johnny Henry of Laurel has developed the vibrating toilet seat.
"I believe in thinking out of the box," Henry said. "I wanted to create something that is a little unusual.
"This invention is designed to stimulate," he said. "It’s to make you feel good while you are there."
Henry said the vibrating toilet seat "is a novelty item that can also be used as a gag gift."

When asked how he developed the idea, Henry said he "wanted to add some life to the otherwise lifeless toilet seat."

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Boob Egg Fryer
The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine!

Just right for that special breakfast!!

How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...

Willie Egg Fryer
Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine!
Just right for that special breakfast!!
Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake.

Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager
'"It''s funny how men are drawn to breasts automatically. Whether it''s touching or looking, you can guarantee an ample pair will mesmerize most men. So, what better form for a Men's Personal Vibrating Massager than a boob?

Bedside Condom Selection Box

Designer Condoms
With names that look slightly familiar you can stay safe and have fun.

Anti-Theft lunch bag

Do you have a problem with your co-workers taking your lunch from the officer refrigerator?
Now there's a new lunch bag that some say will keep the hungriest thief away from your grub.
It's a lunch bag with mold. Actually, it's a ziplock bag with a pattern that looks like mold.
Parents, this could also be a hit at the lunch table at your kids school.
The designer is New York-based Sherwood Forlee who is actually a trained mechanical and aerospace engineer.
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What a shame it is that this would have to be used. I have heard of this happening where I work but I don’t put anything in the frig there as I wouldn’t be able to eat it afterwards. Maybe if this happens allot to someone I would start making lunch with lots of laxatives in it!
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I dont eat until like 10:30pm but by that time the cleaning staff has alredy tossed my bag away!! I even put notes on it saying NIGHT SHIFT LUNCH DO NOT TOUCH! But It's still gone. I talked to my boss but he told me they are to to toss out EVERYTHING in there. I dont think this bag would work for me.
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People will now check to see if it’s the bag or the sandwich that has mold. If it’s the new "Anti-theft" bag they will still eat your food! I like the laxative idea better... Matter of fact I know someone who actually did that and needless to say they never had their lunch messed with again!

The Newest Thing From Apple

Apple announced today that it has been developing a iTit that can store and play music. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. And it should be avaiable this fall.

To find out more about it APPLE

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UFO Detector

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The Smoking Gun

Smoking is bad for your health. Some say you can as well put a gun to your head.
And that's exactly what you do with the Smoking Gun.
For those who would like to quit, perhaps this metaphor will help suppress your cravings.

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The Smoking Gun is made of brass, available in the colors and it's only $140.

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24 Karat Automobile Sculptures

Does anyone know what this is?

Birthing Stool

Used by midwives to help the mother by squatting her pelvis open.

TimO got it and it was only posted for 3 hours

I will have to look for another.

U.S. TAX REBATE EXPLAINED

Depending on your income and whether or not you have children, here's what most Americans are expected to get and what they're likely to spend it on:
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$300 = 20" Widescreen TV
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$600 = 32" Widescreen TV
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$1200 = 50" Widescreen TV
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(Note: families earning less than $75,000 but with two or more children could be looking at a 60" backlit plasma set with 7-speaker home theater system.)

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Remote Control Watch

This watch can control many kinds of brand TV VCR and DVD. It only needs a CR2032 LI battery to supply the power. When the display is not clear or the control distance is very short. You just need to replace a new battery with same model. Battery life could more than 1 year. Remote control distance up to 15 feet.
Features:
* Display time, data and week
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The perfect weapon that you'll ever need in a classic food fight

Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal – load it up with broccoli, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle,and watch your food take flight. ZING! It’s WAY more fun than a war of words.

http://www.worldwidefred.com/home.htm

There are more funny and wacky things to look at.

World’s Loudest Alarm Clock

Learn how to make a Fire Alarm Bell Alarm Clock.

Ever sleep-in because your alarm clock wasn't loud enough? With this design that is guaranteed not to happen! This takes a standard cheap alarm clock, some interface components and a fire alarm bell to get the job done right.
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Meet the Disintegrator: 24 barrels of rubber band minigun madness

You've gotta admire folks who bring their trade to a whole new level, even if that does mean escalating the international arms race between builders of automated, wooden, rubber band miniguns. The 24-barrel, tripod-mountable monster you see above, lovingly known as the Disintegrator, was rather amazingly hand-carved and assembled by Anthony Smith of the UK, who spent four months on the ambitious build. Unlike your dinky little six-shooter, this model boasts a 288-band capacity and 40-round-per-second firing capability, making it one of the most dangerous weapons to remain unbanned by the TSA. To see this wonder in its full operational glory, you simply have to check out the video.

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