I Love Bacon

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Bacon Lip Balm

Everything should taste like bacon. Even you. Gentlemen, the next time your lady calls you a pig, prove her right by puckering up.

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Bacon Beans

These aren’t your father’s jelly beans! Who needs cherry or lime when you can have a sugary burst of bacon melt in your mouth? Great for sneaking into the movies!

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Gummy Bacon

Oh, the cognitive dissonance! It looks like bacon, but tastes like delicious strawberries.

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Bacon Gumballs

Just this once, show chewy bacon some love.

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Bacon Mints

One hundred tiny bursts of bacon, each packing a moderately disturbing aftertaste of mouth wash. All day long, your breath will smell like you brushed your teeth right after breakfast.

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Maple-Bacon Lollipops

It’s like a sugary breakfast on a stick. You have your maple. You have your bacon. All you need is a squeeze tube of scrambled eggs and some microwave pancakes to make your morning complete.

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Mo’s Bacon Bar

We’ve had salty chocolate and crispy chocolate. The time has come for combining the two into a bacon infused bar of artery clogging goodness.

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Maple Bacon Coffee

When you don’t have time to fry up a pan of breakfast delight, let the wafting scent of maple, bacon, and coffee wake you up. Throw on a toaster waffle and you’ll have the tastes of a complete breakfast during your morning commute.

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Canned Bacon

If you don’t have the patience to warm up a skillet, you can still enjoy bacon fully cooked, drained, and ready to eat right out of the can.

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Who Loves Bacon?

Bacon and Cheese Roll

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I going to try this out.
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Funny but Not Funny

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I was depressed last night so I called the Crisis Hotline

I was put through to a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Unusual New Orleans Snowfall
A rare snowfall blanketed south Louisiana and parts of Mississippi Thursday, closing schools, government offices and bridges, triggering crashes on major highways and leaving thousands of people without power.
Up to 8 inches of snow was reported in parts of Louisiana. Snow also covered a broad swath of Mississippi, including the Jackson area, and closed schools in more than a dozen districts.
New Orleans' last snowfall, in 2004, was a dusting. The National Weather Service said the previous date for measurable snowfall in New Orleans was Dec. 22, 1989.
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Man, accused of spraying fox urine on teen pranksters
A 50-year-old rural Willmar man pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges stemming from a homecoming week incident that allegedly included spraying toilet-papering teens with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.
He allegedly said he was fed up with his house being toilet-papered and had taken matters into his own hands. He was out along his property line the night before, between 10:30 and 11 p.m., and observed 15 to 20 people running toward his place through a soybean field. His observation was made through night vision goggles he had received from his son who served in the military. He said he told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a "supersoaker" squirt gun filled with fox urine.
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Chipmunk goes nuts over woman's car

When the turn signal and windshield wipers went out on Hope Wideup's car, she didn't think much of it.
It’s a 2004 with about 60,000 miles, just about the right age and mileage for some minor problems to crop up.
Since she couldn't fix the turn signal, Wideup let the car sit unused for a couple weeks before dealing with the minor repairs.
When she went to start the vehicle, the engine made a huge revving sound.
It was at that time she looked under the hood again.
What the DeMotte resident didn't expect was what she discovered under the hood of her vehicle.
Nuts, black walnuts, and lots of them.
Now, $242 in car repairs and towing later, Wideup thinks she has figured out just how those walnuts made their way to her car.
"Apparently a chipmunk stuffed a bunch of nuts against the accelerator throttle," Wideup said, which caused the engine revving.
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Man Builds Himself A Girlfriend

A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.
Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.
She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast. Not only that she can also read.
"Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung said "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."
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Jennifer Aniston Bares All

The January issue of GQ magazine, she not only bares her soul about the current state of her relationship with ex-husband Brad Pitt, she bares every inch of her body, too.

The former "Friends" star is 39 years old.

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The Next Generation Cop Car

Straight out of a Hollywood movie, the "E7" may be the police car of the future.
"You think about Knight Rider and all these fictional characters," said William Santana Li, chairman and CEO of the Atlanta-based Carbon Motors Corporation. "This car is actually real."
A prototype model of the E7 is on a nine-city U.S. tour, as Carbon Motors executives market the car to law enforcement officials and municipal fleet managers.
Unlike conventional police cruisers, which are retrofitted consumer vehicles such as the Ford Crown Victoria, the E7 is the first car designed and built specifically for law enforcement.

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TimO said...
Looks pretty much like the ones in the orginal 'Robocop' movie....

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