Saturday, March 21, 2009

Vegetarian sausages


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Better late then never

Naked, Pregnant ‘Sows’ Wish Jamie Oliver an Unhappy Mother’s Day.
Stripping off almost naked and cramming themselves into replicas of farrowing crates, two heavily pregnant activists Lynzi Waddington and Holly Bryant.
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Police seize 42-piece dinner set of cocaine

It was an entire 42-piece crockery set, with plates, bowls, cups and saucers fit to honor any group of diners – especially if they had a serious drug habit.
Spanish police have seized a 20kg (44lb) consignment of crockery sent from Maracaibo, Venezuela’s second-largest city, to Barcelona, via London, after discovering that it was made out of compressed cocaine.
The suspect, known only by the initials JVLL, had been recruited by Venezuelan drug gangs, they said. He has appeared before a court in Barcelona charged with an offence against public health.
The cocaine was intercepted after a tip-off about a suspicious package that had been sent by recorded delivery last month from Maracaibo. Police said that the drugs were meant to have been reprocessed and sold in Catalonia, northeast Spain.

Sex Mistakes Men Make

Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes.
That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like.
Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants
Men often make assumptions about what a woman wants based upon what they've done with other women. But women aren't all the same.
Sex Mistake No. 2: You Have All She Needs
Some women can't have an orgasm with less than 3,000 rpm. No human tongue or fingers can generate that kind of vibration. But men typically think something is wrong if a woman needs a vibrator.
Sex Mistake No. 3: Sex Feels the Same for Men and Women
"When a man has intercourse with a woman, and his penis goes into her body, that sensation is so off the charts for most men, they cannot imagine that it isn't feeling the same way for her,"
Sex Mistake No. 4: You Know Your Way Around a Woman's Anatomy
Most guys know generally what a clitoris is and where to find it. That's not to say that they really understand it.
Sex Mistake No. 5: Wet = Turned On
Guys sometimes get hung up if a woman doesn't get slippery enough for easy penetration.
Sex Mistake No. 6: Silence Is Golden
A lot of guys think they should be silent during sex, but unless you speak up, your partner has to guess what's doing it for you and what isn't.

Delicacy of the Wild West Lives on

The annual fry is nicknamed the "testicle festival."
International Comstock Mountain Oyster Fry in Virginia City, Nev., where the main ingredient is testicles of gelded lambs and calves.
A Feast of ‘Oysters’
The cooking of testicles -- also known as "calf fries" or "lamb fries" -- is a living tradition on ranches throughout rural Nevada and the mountain West down through Central Texas.
Here, they are served as tacos.

Nicki Wilson and Amanda Sargent, right,
with the trophy they won for their mountain oyster tacos.

Teen has learned the hard way

A 17-year-old Sheboygan man was charged Thursday after police say he threw a cell phone at an officer’s head.
Police say the incident began after Jonathan S. Boutillier, of 1126 N. 11th St., was found passed out and curled in the fetal position in front of a Sheboygan apartment complex around 7:30 a.m. Wednesday. According to a criminal complaint: Officers, who said the teen’s breath smelled like alcohol, arrested Boutillier for underage consumption — but he refused to be handcuffed. Police ultimately tackled him to the ground, where Boutillier refused to roll on his stomach. An officer kneed him several times in the back. Once at the hospital, Boutillier pulled out his cell phone and attempted to dial. He was told to surrender the phone but refused to do so, struggling with an officer who tried to grab it.
Boutillier eventually threw part of the phone at the officer’s head. When the officer pushed the uncooperative teen onto his back on the gurney, Boutillier kneed the officer in the head. Boutillier is charged with felony battery of a peace officer and could face up to three years in prison, if convicted.

Beer that you can enjoy twice

It is the ultimate Aussie beer-lover’s fantasy: a bottle of brew with a woman on the label whose bikini disappears as fast as the drinker can consume its contents.
The reason it is popular: the Skinny Blonde bottle features a 1950s-style pin-up called Daisy whose red bikini disappears as the beer level drops and the bottle warms up, thanks to the modern ink technology used on the labels.

African Tow Truck


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Toddler Found Walking Alone on Texas Street
Deputies say they found a toddler wandering alone on Jasper Texas street and methamphetamine and more than a dozen snakes in his mother's home.
Jasper County Sheriff Mitchell Newman said that Tamara Jones has been charged with endangerment of a child by criminal neglect and possession of a controlled substance.
Neighbors reported the wandering toddler Tuesday afternoon, and a deputy tracked down Jones. In her Buna home the deputy found methamphetamine and 16 snakes and one snake was about 8 feet long.
Someone has conscience and wishes to repay the debt.
A person who ate at an Indian restaurant 13-years-ago and left without paying the bill has sent £60 and a letter of apology to police.
The anonymous note said the meal at the Aroma in Mumbles near Swansea had not cost more than £10 but the rest of the money was compensation for the owner.
The restaurant was bulldozed a few years ago to make way for apartments.
South Wales Police are appealing for whoever ran it at the time to contact them so they can pass on the cash.
The letter - along with three £20 notes - was sent to Cockett Police Station.
It reads:
Dear Officer,
I have enclosed a sum of £60, as a way of compensation for not paying for food at a restaurant in 1996.
The total sum for the meal and drink was under £10.
However I have decide to pay a larger sum, as way of compensation.
I actually forgot that I didn't pay the restaurant owner for the meal, drink and waiter service.
But now I have remembered I would like to pay the restaurant owner the money that is owed to him/her.
The problem is that the restaurant has closed down. It was an Indian restaurant situated on Mumbles Road, opposite Verdi's, next to the old Pilot public house. Please could you also give my apologies to the owner.
Thank you
Woodpecker terrorizes south Tampa
The woodpecker normally prefers softwood deciduous trees...except in one south Tampa neighborhood.
"You would think people would commit a crime and it's just a measly little bird."
Yes, a crime, a senseless act of vandalism.
Car mirrors are now cracked and shattered, all the result of a woodpecker.
Virginia Judge offered sex toy so she could 'go screw herself'
Police were called to check harassment claims against a Sydney councillor who put a motion to buy a sex toy for NSW Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge so she could go "screw herself".
Independent Strathfield councilman Danny Lim lodged the motion last month, recommending that the council purchase a vibrator for Ms Judge to encourage her "to stop screwing with the people of Strathfield and screw her- self instead". Council refused to table the motion.