Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Weed ATM
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Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines: condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab... But now, you can finally get what you really need: medical marijuana, from Anytime Vending Machines. AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards -- like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince).
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Complete story World’s First Weed ATM
Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers
Frito-Lay, the makers of new Strawberry Cheetos, is a division of PepsiCo... the same folks who brought out Pepsi Ice Cucumber during Japan's record-breaking hot summer of 2007. This tells us two things: (A) the company is not afraid to pitch distinctive products to the Japanese market, and (B), they may not understand the Japanese market as well as they might think.
Or not - Strawberry Cheetos join Milk Chocolate Cheetos in Japan's legion of snack vending machines.
Milk Chocolate Cheetos... seriously! Cheetos have come a long way since San Antonio, Texas food chemist Charles Elmer Doolin invented them, Fritos corn chips, and a potato-based snack called "Fritatos". While Fritatos died on the vine, Cheetos spread across the snacking world to become one of Frito-Lay's most well-known products, along with Doritos. Competition is dog-eat-dog (or chip-eat-chip) in the snackin' biz, though, so the pressure to create new appealing snacks is intense.
Maybe too intense... as FL's most recent Japanese Doritos flavor (Honey Butter Doritos) illustrates. Imagine watching Japanese TV while snacking on Honey Butter Doritos and washing 'em down with slugs of Pepsi Ice Cucumber... sounds worse than snacking on slugs! Japanese consumers have also had something called "Caramel Doritos Sweets" inflicted upon them. Perhaps PepsiCo's marketing wizards figure if they'll buy Pepsi Ice Cucumber, they'll buy anything!
"Port de Monaco"
"My boat is bigger then yours"
"My boat is faster then yours"
I just wished I could afford a boat like these.
What about you?
Ice Fishing In Minnesota
The other day I was looking out the window at the lake and watched the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
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A guy drove up in his car and got an ice auger out of his trunk. He proceeded to drill a hole in the ice. Then he got a fishing rod out of his trunk, baited the hook, and then got back in his car. Next I saw the window roll down, the pole come out the window, bait drop through the hole in the ice and the window roll back up.
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Now that's the Redneck way of fishing w/o an ice shanty
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Just A Wave
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a "new file" in your computer.
2. Name it, "Hillary Rodham Clinton."
3. Send it to the "trash."
4. Empty the "trash."
5. Your computer will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of
"Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly, Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?
Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi !
Thanks Richard
Remote Control Watch
This watch can control many kinds of brand TV VCR and DVD. It only needs a CR2032 LI battery to supply the power. When the display is not clear or the control distance is very short. You just need to replace a new battery with same model. Battery life could more than 1 year. Remote control distance up to 15 feet.Features:
* Display time, data and week
* Auto-week
* 12/24 hour display format
* Alarm and hourly signal
* 1/100 second stopwatch with SPLIT
* Remote control hundreds of brand TV VCR and DVD (Compatible list indicates in following photos)
* EL light
* World time zone calculate
* Water resistance
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Catch me if you can
Zooming past the speed camera at almost double the limit, this driver sticks his finger up to the law. But the law finally caught up with Andrew Eva, who has now been banned from the roads for eight weeks. The 37-year-old, of Williams Close, Gosport, was caught speeding on the A32 in Gosport Road, Fareham. He was travelling in a Fiat at 54mph in a 30mph zone and was snapped making a rude gesture out of the window in June last year. Despite the number plate on his car being missing, police still managed to track him down. Fareham magistrates banned him from driving for 56 days, saying the finger gesture was an aggravating factor. Julian Hewitt, spokesman for the Safer Roads Partnership, said: 'This is a good example of partnership intelligence officers working with police to prevent someone getting away with breaking the law.'
This dude does amazing flips and tricks!
I got tired just watching this guy….
Like the Energizer Bunny he goes on and on
Like the Energizer Bunny he goes on and on
Looking For A Job
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
Interested he goes to learn more - Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
Small Bits of News
Pet deer runs amok through restaurant
Witnesses eating lunch Sunday at TJ's Deli in Winston-Salem were startled when they said a woman walking a pet deer on a leash lost control of the animal, causing it to break through a window and run amok through the restaurant's dining room."I thought maybe a customer had fallen over," employee Richard Fogg said of the loud crash the deer made when it broke through the window. "I looked up and a deer had come through the window."Witnesses in the parking lot said a woman had the deer on a leash, when a crowd that gathered to look spooked the animal, causing it run toward the building.
Testicle-Tearing Ex Jailed
A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
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Cops Finds Pot After Driver Toss Bottle
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - Police said they found a half-pound of marijuana in a man's car after they pulled him over for throwing bottles at a truck on Interstate 84 in East Hartford.
Trucker Francis Lescher of New Jersey, called police around 2 a.m., saying a driver would not let him pass, then started slowing down and throwing bottles at his truck.
Police pulled over Arthur Rivet Jr., 30, of Waterbury near Exit 50 in Hartford. They noticed a strong smell of marijuana and found a half-pound of it in two plastic baggies.
Rivet was charged with marijuana possession and throwing objects at a motor vehicle and is being held on $50,000 bond.
Drunk man drove lawnmower to buy wine
Authorities say a man ran through two bottles of wine, then cut through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, riding down the centre of the street to reach the liquor store. Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag. He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home. Police said Kozumplik's blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal limit of 0.08 percent. They arrested him on a drunken driving charge and confiscated the mower.
Las Vegas Car Dealer Fights Order to Lower American Flag
LAS VEGAS — A lawyer he'll keep fighting a city order to lower the height of big American flag flapping over a Las Vegas auto dealership.
Attorney David Chesnoff says the fight for Towbin Hummer's flag is about patriotism, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
Clark County District Court Judge Michael Villani ruled Friday that City Council was within its rights to deny permits for Towbin to keep the super-sized Stars and Stripes on a 109-foot pole.
City officials have accused Towbin of using the oversized flag as a marketing gimmick more than a patriotic symbol.
Neighbors have complained that it flaps too loudly in stiff winds.
Towbin's isn't the only oversized flag in the city. A regional gasoline and convenience store chain has several American flags around town measuring 30 feet by 50 feet on poles 100 feet tall.
City regulations limit poles to 40 feet, but the council can grant exceptions on a case-by-case basis.
Couple Cops Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
CLEVELAND — A couple admitted to stealing millions of dollars from an armored car company to escape financial hardships and find a better life, according to documents read in federal court Monday.
Couple Cops to Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
Witnesses eating lunch Sunday at TJ's Deli in Winston-Salem were startled when they said a woman walking a pet deer on a leash lost control of the animal, causing it to break through a window and run amok through the restaurant's dining room."I thought maybe a customer had fallen over," employee Richard Fogg said of the loud crash the deer made when it broke through the window. "I looked up and a deer had come through the window."Witnesses in the parking lot said a woman had the deer on a leash, when a crowd that gathered to look spooked the animal, causing it run toward the building.
Testicle-Tearing Ex Jailed
A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
Click Here To Read More
Cops Finds Pot After Driver Toss Bottle
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - Police said they found a half-pound of marijuana in a man's car after they pulled him over for throwing bottles at a truck on Interstate 84 in East Hartford.
Trucker Francis Lescher of New Jersey, called police around 2 a.m., saying a driver would not let him pass, then started slowing down and throwing bottles at his truck.
Police pulled over Arthur Rivet Jr., 30, of Waterbury near Exit 50 in Hartford. They noticed a strong smell of marijuana and found a half-pound of it in two plastic baggies.
Rivet was charged with marijuana possession and throwing objects at a motor vehicle and is being held on $50,000 bond.
Drunk man drove lawnmower to buy wine
Authorities say a man ran through two bottles of wine, then cut through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, riding down the centre of the street to reach the liquor store. Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag. He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home. Police said Kozumplik's blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal limit of 0.08 percent. They arrested him on a drunken driving charge and confiscated the mower.
Las Vegas Car Dealer Fights Order to Lower American Flag
LAS VEGAS — A lawyer he'll keep fighting a city order to lower the height of big American flag flapping over a Las Vegas auto dealership.
Attorney David Chesnoff says the fight for Towbin Hummer's flag is about patriotism, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
Clark County District Court Judge Michael Villani ruled Friday that City Council was within its rights to deny permits for Towbin to keep the super-sized Stars and Stripes on a 109-foot pole.
City officials have accused Towbin of using the oversized flag as a marketing gimmick more than a patriotic symbol.
Neighbors have complained that it flaps too loudly in stiff winds.
Towbin's isn't the only oversized flag in the city. A regional gasoline and convenience store chain has several American flags around town measuring 30 feet by 50 feet on poles 100 feet tall.
City regulations limit poles to 40 feet, but the council can grant exceptions on a case-by-case basis.
Couple Cops Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
CLEVELAND — A couple admitted to stealing millions of dollars from an armored car company to escape financial hardships and find a better life, according to documents read in federal court Monday.
Couple Cops to Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
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