Anyone want to guess what the top word is?

B U T T S E X

or
S U B T E X T

I wonder if it animals they "F**K"

To Protect and Serve........

But, This Is Not In My Job Description!

I’m getting so fat I can’t scratch my own butt anymore

Funny Commercial

Cutting The Cheese

Does this happens to you too?

OMG, I wish she would stop talking.

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Skills that we no longer need.

Here are a few examples:
Adjusting the rabbit ears on top of a TV
Be Kind – Rewind
Change the ribbon in a typewriter
Darkroom photography skills
Dialing a rotary phone
Hand-crank a car to start it
Licking postage stamps
Mail in the order form of a catalog
Threading an 8mm film projector
Raising an antenna
Running a mimeograph machine
Sending a telegram
Starting a car with a manual choke
Testing radio and TV tubes
Fine tuning a radio
Using a fountain pen
Wearing a girdle

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The Complete List.

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How to calibrate your mouse

Is your mouse calibrated?
You should do this at least twice a year.

More often if you spend a lot of time on computer.
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g.
If it doesn’t work, you might want to clean your mouse.

You’re a dumb ass.

You’ll believe anything

Eww Gross Mom!

Shave before you do this again.

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Small Bits of News

Dude stabbed 50 times to death while on first date.
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Court upholds conviction.
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Oops! Britney Hits Hollywood Without Her Underwear AGAIN.
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Study Concludes Some Women Do Not Have G-Spots.
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Woman’s low-hanging pants make brief bus ride. – Photo
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Two-faced kitten dies - Update
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Government Continues to Declare Living Tennessee Woman Dead.
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Man parked stolen car at Sheriff's Office.
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Alleged fugitive tracked after he provided address for paycheck.
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Hearse limousine clamped as casket was prepared for funeral. - Picture
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Caught on Tape; Dramatic Dog Rescue From Icy Pond

If A Mongrel Can Do It, So Can You.
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Man caught cheating in blackjack sentenced to 5 years in prison.
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Deputy Fires Gun in Courthouse Restroom.
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Our Water Bill $8,000?
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Say. Didn't We Arrest You Awhile Ago?
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Thanks for Nothing...