Cops Ticket Car 7 Times With A Dead Guy Inside

A car that had been parked for several days and had been ticketed seven times by police was finally noticed, and a dead man was found inside seated face-forward on the passenger side of the back seat, fully clothed and had the car’s ignition key in his possession. A loaded pistol was found inside the trunk of the car.
Body in car identified as Gainesville engineer.
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Tattoo Jim said...
A true statement of the economy... they'll try to get money from you even after you're dead.

Now that Obama knows he's there, he'll either be taxed or nominated for a post somewhere.

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I Disagree with you, it was a Lazy Ass not doing one's job.

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Tim said...
Tattoo Jim--actually, Mr. Obama will have to do some research to ensure the dead person is also a tax cheat before he gets nominated.

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Tim, I liked the way you explain it.

But, I still say some Lazy Ass is not doing their job.

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Anonymous said...
Odd, I didn't think this story had anything to do with your country's president.

Are you really that hung up on the election in which your countrymen overwhelmingly elected the person for whom you did not vote?

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Most Bizarre Arrest

Dumb and Dumber:

Robs a bank, pose with loot, get arrested

Grinning stupidly for the camera and brandishing the proceeds of their ham-fisted raid, two Australian bank robbers demonstrate why they earned themselves the nicknames "Dumb and Dumber."
Anthony Prince, 20, and Luke Carroll, 19, were jailed last month after pleading guilty to the bungled raid on a bank in Vail, Colorado. Carroll got five years in a tough US prison and Prince 4½.
Federal prosecutors have released photos the pair took of each other joking in the toilets of a McDonald's shortly after stealing $170,000 in cash and terrorizing bank tellers with fake pistols.
They were captured the next day after leaving a trail of clues, which investigators said made their job laughably easy. Prince and Carroll had been regular customers at the bank and although they were wearing masks, the tellers recognized their broad Australian accents.

U.S. Army Captain Rips Into Lazy Iraqi Police Trainees

A U.S. Army captain curses out lazy Iraqis who he has to train to be police, accusing them of being liars and disloyal to the cause. Don't miss. NSFW language.

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Tattoo Jim said...
Captain should have taken his boot off and thrown it at them.

Maybe they would understand that!

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Talking about throwing boots

You know BUSH didn't understand why that news reporter threw his boot at him.

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BlackCrypt said...
This is the kind of guy we need to lead the Armed Forces!

That type of attitude is the best motivator.

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Anonymous said...
Mission Accomplished, eh Jim?

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I still say that the Captain should have gotten all over in their face and scare the shit out of them like Drill Instructors do to recruits in boot camp.

Because that is what we are doing over there right now and that's to train them.

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Scandal of tattoos on cats

Still dazed after being anaesthetised for three hours, a pedigree pet is hauled upright to show off its new tattoo.
The controversial "body enhancement" was carried out on Mickey – a rare Canadian Hairless breed also known as a Sphynx cat.
His female owner was said to be delighted with the Tutankhamun design inked on to his chest at a tattoo parlour.
She said: "I wanted something new and different for the times we live in."
But horrified animal rights campaigners last night slammed the sick fad in Moscow as barbaric – and fear it could catch on among wealthy pet owners in the West.
An RSPCA spokesman said: "We are totally against using animals for purely cosmetic reasons just on the owner’s whim. Clearly the animal has no say in the matter.
"We do not believe in using pets as fashion accessories. It shows no respect for the animal whatsoever. So far we have only heard about this practice happening overseas – and we hope it doesn’t spread."

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Anonymous said...
This is bad, but not much worse than tail or ear bobbing.

Are we supposed to think it's OK to tattoo, cut off an animal's fully functional tail or ears, and keep the animals in tiny cages, well it's NOT OK!

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Tattoo Jim said...
When that cat says that it wants a tattoo, then you can give it a tattoo.

If it doesn't say so, leave it the fuck alone!

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Scheme Factory said...
We cut their gonads off- many folks would think that's much worse!

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Anonymous said...
The cat didn't say it didn't want a tattoo.

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Anonymous said...
I dont care what the animal rights people say, Id like to hear a cats opinion about having their nuts sliced off because WE decide it.

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Take Your Stimulation Chance Here!

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Tattoo Jim said...
WTF???? You might walk out with a case of "tiny livestock" on your person to!

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Tim said...
At least that will be enjoyable--as opposed to the screwing those of us who have jobs will get with this alleged economic stimulus.

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Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

A Omaha, Nebraska man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped Plexiglas box is facing criminal charges.
Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
The man told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down.

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Tattoo Jim said...
What the fuck is this??? Crazy cat owners week???

Is somebody handing out prizes for the strangest owner out there????

These people are fucking nuts!!!

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And this world is full of them.

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Scheme Factory said...
See, all you "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" people?!

If this guy got the same for punishment He'd be thrilled!

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I hope he won't be so lucky.

He needs to be locked in a jail cell,

the size of a janitor's closet and forgot about.

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Mad Izatie said...
Sickofantic freak, I hope he gets gangbanged in the prison shower.

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Woman swallows engagement ring

If you're a guy who's planning a surprise engagement proposal to your girlfriend, think twice before you get too clever.
A Farmington man's clever plan didn't turn out as planned, but it sure did make for a memorable engagement.
Reed Harris planned a surprise engagement for his girlfriend Kaitlin Whipple.
The couple went to the local Wendy's, and invited a group of friends for milkshakes.
Harris put the engagement ring in Whipple's shake, and challenged everyone to a chugging contest.
Whipple won the contest, but her ring was nowhere to be found.
So off to the emergency room they went, where an X-ray proved that Whipple did swallow the ring.
After a few days and a lot of fiber, Whipple got her ring. She's now wearing it on her finger.
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New Mexico woman swallows ring during wedding proposal.

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.Tattoo Jim said...
What a stupid way to propose!

Oh well, maybe his stupidity, like something else, will pass!!!

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For some people stupidity follows them through life.

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Anon Y. Mous said...
Wendy's Milkshake chugging.

Sounds like the classic Land of Enchantment wedding proposal to me.

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"Idiots" or just "Bad Luck".

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Tattoo Jim said...
Somebody's been pissing in the gene pool again!

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