Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Inside and Outside


Could someone please tell me how in the hell this semi got here?

According to the person who sent this, the driver has only been in the U.S. a few months. He had missed his turn by Billings MT. And figured he could go over the hill and continue on the road. Apparently he didn't know there were rail tracks on top of the grade which doesn't matter, he'd be stuck anyhow..... The truck owner figures he had to hit the angle at over 55 miles an hour in order to make the top. If you look close at some of the pictures you will see that it is only when the large reefer trailer pinched the rear tires of the truck that the truck stopped.....
Thanks Big Ben
I was actually joking about the title.

Daily Dumb Fact

More than six billion hot dogs are consumed annually in the US?
You breathe about ten million times a year?

Grandma gets dildo for birthday

"It’s a dildo grandma"
I Cant believe she put it in her mouth.

Self Pleasuring???

Big Ben said...
Nice that a statue gets more action than I do!!!
I know what you mean. LOL

Woman who terrorized town masturbated in the street

A violent, abusive drunk who masturbated in a busy street in a Lincolnshire town has been served with an Asbo.
Kelly Hunt (22) has been slapped with an anti-social behavior order after a court heard she terrorized residents in Sleaford for months – urinating and pleasuring herself in public, assaulting neighbors and threatening a child.
If she breaks it, she could be jailed for up to five years.
Hunt – an habitual drinker who lives with her mother on Sycamore Drive in Sleaford – is also said to have assaulted two of her neighbors at their home after kicking at the door.
Now magistrates have agreed to serve her with an interim Asbo in order to stop her engaging in threatening or abusive behavior and from causing distress.
The terms of the Asbo also ban her from entering licensed premises and boozing in public.
Hunt is accused of committing a campaign of havoc against her neighbors for months, the court heard, and on one occasion she pleasured herself and urinated in full view of passers by on Eastgate in Sleaford.
On another, she allegedly threatened a 10-year-old girl with a glass before assaulting her mother.

Hilary Duff To Play Lawyer On NBC’s “Barely Legal”

hubdawg said...
I would love to hire her to examine my briefs. She looks as she could handle the bar exams and then some. Purely professional terms I am speaking here of course. Honest!

Australia Offers 'Best Job in World' On Paradise Island

Position: Island caretaker. Duties: Lazing around Australia's Great Barrier Reef for six months. Salary: $105,000.
Unemployed, take heart — the aforementioned job ad is for real. Billing it the "Best Job in the World," the tourism department in Australia's Queensland state on Tuesday said it was seeking one lucky person to spend half a year relaxing on Hamilton Island, part of the country's Whitsunday Islands, while promoting the island on a blog.
The "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, soak up the sun, snorkel the reef, "maybe clean the pool" — and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.
The winner, who will stay rent-free in a multimillion-dollar three-bedroom beach home complete with pool and golf cart, must be an excellent communicator and be able to speak and write in English.
goldhunter85 said...
Sounds great when does it start.
"This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."
Applications are open until February 22.
Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.
Job-seekers can apply at Islandreefjob.com
I don't know what's going on with this link that I got from FOXNews but I tried it but it didn't work. I also went to other websites that had this same story and their link don't work either.
Maybe it's an OVERLOAD or HOAX that is a deliberate attempt to dupe, deceive or trick an audience into believing, or accepting, that something is real, when in fact it is not; or that something is true, when in fact it is false.
ecrunner said...
Apparently the site has exceeded its bandwidth capacity and crashed. Too many people want this dream job, the poor site couldn't handle it. My take on it is that a person has a very unlikely chance of getting this position. I have applied to similar jobs that have been based throughout Europe with no luck (duh). What is funny to me is that the site crashed! Wouldn't you think they would increase it enough or make a redirect knowing this would go viral like this?
I can't even get it from my Portland based wireless internet.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

22-Year-Old's Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million
A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.
Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks.
Dylan has a degree in women's studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.
She told the Telegraph that she doesn't think she's the only one who will be benefit from the auction.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.
Minnesota Woman Tried to Set Boyfriend on Fire
A St. Cloud woman is in jail after police say she tried to set her boyfriend on fire using a lighter and air freshener.
Investigators say the 49-year-old woman is accused of pouring fingernail polish remover on the victim and the blanket covering him, then trying to light him on fire.
The victim was able to take the air freshener from the woman. Police say she then hit him on the back of the head and bit him several times. As the man tried to call police, the woman ripped the phone cord out of the wall.
The woman is in the Stearns County Jail on suspicion of domestic assault and interfering with a 911 call.
Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer
Police have arrested a Greenfield California man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
Police said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised Calls Cops to Complain He Wasn't Paid. The man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.
Officers also arrested an 18-year-old man on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with the man, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.
Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.
Police find no one in shed after 3-hour standoff
Salt Lake City police were in a three-hour standoff outside a shed behind a Salt Lake City home before finding out there was nobody inside. The standoff started Thursday after police got a report from a woman living inside the house that she saw her roommate's estranged boyfriend enter the shed with a gun.
Officers secured the area, but after clearing the house and sending K-9 dogs to the shed, they found it was locked and there was no one there.
Some neighbors had been evacuated and police shut down a portion of a city street near the house.
Ark. funeral home no haven for meth lab
A funeral home might be a place for eternal rest, but police say an Arkansas man saw an opportunity to build a methamphetamine lab undisturbed by the living.
There was just one problem - the funeral home was across the street from the sheriff's office.
Officers say Robert Lee Lewis left the light on in the basement of the Higginbotham Funeral Home in Walnut Ridge on Dec. 3. Officers noticed the light on after hours and walked into the funeral home through an open door.
Inside, police say they found all the components necessary to build a meth lab. Officers arrested the former funeral home employee when he returned.
The 43-year-old faces several drug charges and is free on $2,500 bond pending a Jan. 21 court hearing.

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