Another Day Another Idiot

It's amazing how someone can stack a ATV on top of this vehicle

This reminds me of the old commercial about putting two tons of fertilizer in a one ton truck

Lovely Day For A Walk

Two Old Guys Are Having The Best Day Of Their Life
The Old Nun Checking Out The Goods

Hooters Bikini Contest - The best babes

Here is a Sample

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When you put two of your favorites together Bacon + Vodka

Bacon Vodka
Makes up one pint
· Fry up three strips of bacon
· Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps.
· Optional: add crushed black peppercorns.
· Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks. (No need to refrigerate)
· At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.
· Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.

SEXERCISE

Like to sit in your underwear at home.

Oh no company's at the door! What to do?

An interesting riddle....

A riddle for the day

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

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Michael J. Fox has a small one.

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Madonna doesn't have one.

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The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

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Clinton uses his all the time.

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Bush is one.

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Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

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Liberace never used his on women.

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Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

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Cher claims that she took on 3.

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We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

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What is it? Answer below! (This is pretty good).

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The answer is: "A Last Name."

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You thought it was a dirty joke, didn't you?

“When Doctors Agree"

I WISH IT WAS MY FOOT UP HIS ASS KICKING HIM OUT OF OFFICE

Yes Females Do Pee

LADIES RESTROOM CHATTER LEADS TO REVENGE

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SMILE FOR THE CAMERA BROOKE!!!

When Fake Peeing Is Funny

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Fixed Good As New

But should have used duct tape.

Important Health Warning

What happens when you swallow your bubble gum!!!!

That’s a big ass wad of gum

PORCUPINE- 1, PITBULL- 0

Even though this happen a couple of years ago,

thought you would enjoy the pictures in case you didn't see them before.

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A Pit-bull decided he would battle a Porcupine in Southern California.

A vet sedated the dog, and then removed a total of 1,347 quills.

The dog survived, and hopefully learned a valuable lesson.

Thanks Richard

Small Bits of News

Hot Tub Not So Hot Hiding Spot
Police in Aloha, Ore., say a man accused of mail theft made the mistake of attempting to hide from officers in a hot tub.
Washington County deputies allege that when they approached Mathew Keuscher as he sat in his car last week, he ran off after they noticed other people's mail inside the vehicle, KPTV in Portland reported Saturday.
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3 Arrested After Cash Register Stop
It all added up for authorities during a traffic stop.
That's when following a burglary in Livingston Parish, authorities stopped a vehicle carrying three men, including one holding a cash register from the business that was just hit, Slidell Police spokesman Capt. Kevin Foltz said.
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California Woman Targeted For Murder On Craigslist
The job posting said "freelance," and the employer was looking for a killer applicant.
Ann Marie Linscott, 49, offered $5,000 for the hit, had the name and work address of the woman she wanted dead and in e-mails with stunned job seekers described successful candidates as "silent assassins," according to agents and court documents.
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