Not My Usual

Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End

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My 1st day at Wal-Mart
OK---learn a lesson from this if you decide to be a Wal-Mart greeter when you retire!!!!!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.

The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?

Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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But it still makes you a whore

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Caption This......

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No Longer Ours.........

Today it’s MINE and yours

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WTF! Ears on the Neck

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Mom had surgery to look like her daughter

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Sexy or Not?

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PIGGING OUT

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man busts wife in porn DVD
A man from Taiwan bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed.
The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village.
In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh.
The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee sought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations.
Prosecutors urged the men to settle the case out of court, but they refused.
With the failure to resolve the case, Lee was indicted on Tuesday on a charge of causing bodily harm to another person.
Prosecutors were seeking a sentence of less than six months in prison, which can be converted into a fine.
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Teen Had Sex With Girl's Body
Alexander Pacheco Bragged To Friend About Corpse
The 18-year-old Broomfield man accused in the slaying of a 13-year-old girl admitted to several friends that he killed her, according to evidence laid out in a preliminary hearing Wednesday in Boulder.
Alexander Paul Pacheco is charged with first-degree murder in the October 2008 slaying of Kelsey Shannon. Her badly decomposed remains were found in a Broomfield drainage ditch last January.
An autopsy determined that Kelsey died as a result of "homicidal violence."
According to testimony in Pacheco's preliminary hearing, he told a friend he strangled Shannon "until her eyes rolled back in her head." He then stabbed her in the throat multiple times to make sure she was dead.
Also revealed in court Wednesday: Pacheco admitted to a friend that he had sex with the corpse afterward until the body turned cold. He faces an additional charge of abuse of a corpse, based on that admission.
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