Tuesday, October 30, 2007

So Drunk... So Busted

World's Largest Shotgun

The world's largest shotgun aka Punt Gun measures 10-feet long and has a 2-inch barrel. Due to its size and recoil, this gun has to be mounted directly on the punts. Just a single blast could wipe out 50-100 ducks resting on the water's surface.

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Alicia Mayer

Lettuce Bikini for PETA

Sophie Monk Poses Nude to Promote Vegetarianism

Australian pop singing sensation and actor Sophie Monk is as compassionate as she is beautiful. That's why she jumped at the opportunity to speak up for animals by shedding her clothes and posing nude in a bed of chili peppers alongside the tagline "Spice Up Your Life—Go Vegetarian" in one of PETA's sexiest vegetarian PSAs to date.
As a longtime vegetarian, Sophie wants fans to know that giving up meat is one of the best things you can do to "spice up your life." Eating a diet of vegetarian foods will give you more energy, help you stay trim, and improve blood flow to all of your body's organs.
"If you are going to take your clothes off for something, it better be a good cause," says Sophie in her interview with PETA. And a good cause it is! Going vegetarian will not only help spice up your own life, it's the best thing you can do to help the environment.
Watch Sophie's interview with PETA and behind-the-scenes footage of her photo shoot at PETA's blog The PETA Files.

Useless "Warning Label"

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Filipino faces jail and deportation from Dubai for 'Kiss My Ass' sticker

A Filipino is facing jail and deportation from Dubai after he was charged with breaching public decency for pasting a lewd sticker on his car windshield.
The dispute is a "kiss my ass" sticker, which the Filipino pasted on his vehicle windshield.
The defendant refused to remove the controversial sticker after he was reported to the police by an Arab witness who spotted the sticker on the suspect's car in a gas station.
The 30-year-old Filipino computer programmer was embroiled in a series of court cases in which a small fine slapped on him by a local court was overturned in favor of a one-month jail sentence and deportation.
"The Appeals Court considered that 'ass' meant 'posterior' and tried our client as if he committed a lewd act in public without supplying any translation. Meanwhile, the word 'ass' has different meanings, according to English dictionaries, such as donkey, dumb, stubborn or to ridicule someone," al-Kabban maintained.

First and Last Days of His Job

There is no better way to wait in line for chow

Traffic jam at the old folk’s home

Ghost Story

A professor at the University of West Virginia is giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost.

About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good.

I'm really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost. 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

To which Billy Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought you said "Goats"!!

Small Bits of News

Hospital lab worker charged with sex with corpse.
A former lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, New Jersey, is under arrest and accused of having sex with a corpse, authorities said. Anthony Merino, who had been working at the hospital for two weeks at the time of his arrest, is charged with desecrating human remains.
A security guard at the hospital saw Merino, 24, engaged in sexual activity with a 92-year-old deceased woman in the morgue on Sunday, according to the Bergen County Prosecutor's Office. The security guard immediately called Teaneck police, who came and arrested Merino.
"This heinous crime is a travesty," hospital officials said in a statement. "We are horrified and saddened for the family of the patient and are completely empathic and sympathetic to them. "Hospital officials said they immediately fired Merinio, who lives in Upper Manhattan. They also said that they did conduct a criminal background investigation and reference check on Merino before hiring him. Merino is being held and a judge ordered a psychological evaluation.

Boy, 12, Kid Brother, Lead Cop Chase
A Tennessee police officer was caught off guard this week after what he found in the driver's seat of a car.
Police in the town of LaVergne said a Chevrolet Cavalier was zooming through a residential neighborhood at 70 mph at a time when the streets are full of children getting off the school bus.
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Tennis tournament uses female models as ballgirls

Could this be the prettiest ballgirl in tennis history?
Hugo Boss would certainly like us to think so.
Showing off her ever-ready ball skills, this catwalk beauty was just one of a team of trained adult models appearing at the Madrid Masters in Spain.
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Who's boss? A model ballgirl captures viewers' attention in Madrid
The ATP tournament hosted some of the greats of the tennis circuit - Rafael Nadal, Carlos Moya, and Manolo Santana.
But unlike other tennis championships around the world, in Madrid the tennis stars come second.
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New balls please: the ballgirls line up at the Madrid Masters
Here it is the model ballgirls - all clad in pink and blue outfits emblazoned with Hugo Boss - who draw the crowds.
Despite drawing the ire of Spanish government officials, equality groups and even American hero Andre Agassi, the marketing stunt looks set to stay.
Not that this year's testosterone-fuelled male tennis stars seemed to mind.
That's a funny way to catch the ball