Sunday, November 30, 2008

NO KISSING ! - That's right we said No Kissing

Won't kiss on the first date?

Couple Waits Till Marriage for First Kiss
Chicagoans Melody LaLuz, 28, and Claudaniel Fabien, 30, shared their first kiss Saturday at the altar. The two teach abstinence at the city's public schools and practiced what they preached to their teenage students.
Two abstinence teachers who wed in Chicago experienced their first kiss at the altar. And it was a doozy -- a two-minute smooch that drew cheers from about 500 people in the church.
After a one-year courtship, 28-year-old Melody LaLuz and 30-year-old Claudaniel Fabien tied the knot Saturday, even though they'd never locked lips before that day.
The couple teach abstinence in Chicago schools and, while dating, practiced what they'd been preaching to their teenage students.
"No kissing" wasn't their only rule. They were never alone together in a house. And they watched movies sitting upright on the couch, never lying down.
A honeymoon is planned for the Bahamas. The pair say they have no worries about how they'll spend it.
They waited until they got married for the first kiss when will they have sex?

Actual Law Firm Names

Bickers & Bickers... Call us to do your Bickering
Ball & Weed... Our slogan says it all.

Boring & Leach We first Bored them and then Leach on to them and bleed them dry.

Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen... OK, I got it after the second one.

Payne & Fears... Welcome to your worst nightmare (Lawyers)


No Fat = No Taste
Who Loves Taste
The Man Does

The Woman Who is Allergic to Modern Technology

For most people talking on a mobile phone, cooking dinner in the microwave or driving in a car is simply part of modern living in 21st century Britain. But completing any such tasks is impossible for Debbie Bird - because she is allergic to Cell Phones and Microwaves. The 39-year-old is so sensitive to the electromagnetic field (emf) or 'smog' created by computers, mobile phones, microwave ovens and even some cars, that she develops a painful skin rash and her eyelids swell to three times their size if she goes near them. As a consequence, Mrs Bird, a health spa manager, has transformed her home into an EMF-free zone to try and stay healthy. 'I can no longer do things that I used to take for granted,' Mrs Bird said. "My day-to-day life has been seriously affected by EMF".
TimO said...
Of course her own brain will also produce those same symptoms.
Otherwise the background emf of radio stations, tv stations, weather and airport radars would have her 'sick' even in her 'emf-proof' home. Easy enough to put her through a double-blind test (where neither she or the tester is aware if a device is really putting out emf or not) to see if she is 'allergic' to emf or really just THINKS she is....I'm betting on the latter.
I agree with TimO a persons brain can play a big roll in a person life from making a person sick if that person believes it. It can also help to heal certain illness. I have even put the thought in my head that I was sick to get out of a class when I was in Junior High. The thing about it I wasn't sick but I made the office staff to believe me with how I looked.

Anyone up for the Challenge.....

This would be great to experience but not 24/7

The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day
Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.
She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.
Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.
She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."
As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.
"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Banned Advertisement

Bacardi - Canada
Banned as it "objective and demeaned women" (ASC)
Kiss Tobacco - Israel
Banned as it contains "obscenity and resemblance of human beings"

Tom Ford - USA
Most Complained as "it was sexually explicit"

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Two Contestants Bailed Out Of Truck After 55 Days
A radio station in Madison, Wis. this week halted a contest in which neither finalist showed signs of backing down even after spending nearly two months together in a truck.
Tommy Kempfer, 26, of Sun Prairie, and Lisa Thompson, 40, of Westfield, were vying to be the last person in the truck to win a new $30,000 vehicle.
They were allowed 10-minute breaks every three hours, time they used to eat healthy foods, exercise and talk to radio listeners. But after 55 days, officials with WMAD-FM "Star Country" in Madison began to worry the contest would never end.
So on Tuesday, the station offered Kempfer and Thompson a compromise -- end the contest and each would receive $10,000 toward the purchase of a car, trips for two to Las Vegas and $1,000 for a mattress. The pair was given an hour to accept or the contest would continue with the runner-up receiving nothing. Within 15 minutes, both agreed to the deal.
French say they need the biggest condoms
The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.The study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10,500 men in 25 countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15.48-cm (6.09-inch) long condoms, about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.
8 YO who vowed 1000th spanking would be his last, kills dad
An eight-year-old US boy accused of murdering his father and a family friend kept a tally of his parents' smackings, vowing that the 1,000th time would be the last, police believe.
The double murder on Nov 5 shocked the US, with investigators initially struggling to find any motive.
However, according to police records reported by the Arizona Republic, the boy "is believed to have made ledgers and/or communicated in the form of writings about his intentions" if his father and stepmother continued to smack him.
According to the police records, the boy told a Child Protective Services official that "when he reached one thousand spankings . . . that would be his limit. [The boy] kept a tally of his spankings on a piece of paper."
Even if he got one spanking a day it would take 2.73 years
What if he only got 56 spankings in 8 years and was just a really ***** counter?