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Thursday, February 14, 2008
There's a name for girls like this??
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"AVAILABLE".
Two strangers, a man and a woman, meet in a bar.
The man asks,
"Would you go to bed with me for a thousand dollars?"
"Well, yes, I guess I would."
"How about hundred dollars?"
"What kind of person do you think I am?"
"Hold on, we have already established that.
We are merely haggling over the price!"
Two strangers, a man and a woman, meet in a bar.
The man asks,
"Would you go to bed with me for a thousand dollars?"
"Well, yes, I guess I would."
"How about hundred dollars?"
"What kind of person do you think I am?"
"Hold on, we have already established that.
We are merely haggling over the price!"
Happy Valentine's Day
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style and class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown . . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style and class especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown . . . but so has your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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.Radio station giving away free divorce
Nunley cautions that this is a real divorce and people shouldn't enter if they aren't serious. Also, people expecting a long, drawn-out legal battle should hire a lawyer because the Rock 105 contest is for a relatively uncomplicated divorce. Charleston attorney Rusty Webb will handle the actual filing. "Sure we can give away concert tickets, and we do," said Nunley. "That's going to make you happy for a little while. This is the chance to make someone happy for the rest of their life."
Dog walks 70 miles through war zone to find his friend
Their friendship began half way across the world in Iraq, when St. Petersburg native Major Brian Dennis encountered a mixed breed dog in Anbar Province. The dog had been savagely abused and his ears cut off. The marine decided to call him Nubbs. Major Dennis nursed Nubbs back to health ... and here is where this friendship takes a remarkable turn: Major Dennis was ordered to move his squadron 70 miles away. He complied.
Two days later he was out there working on a vehicle in the front yard and all of a sudden along came Nubbs. He had tracked Brian 70 miles across the desert in 18 degree temperatures. Despite strict rules, Major Dennis wrote to his mother, he had to help this dog. "I won't even address the gauntlet. He had to run off a pack of dogs, wolves and god knows what else to get here ... when he arrived he looked like he had been through a war zone," Dennis wrote. Weeks went by, and Nubbs was dealt another blow, someone told on them that they had the dog and they had 4 days to get rid of him or Nubbs was going to be shot.
That’s when the Marine made it his mission to get Nubbs to safety. He wrote, “Nubbs was going to America, this dog had been through a lifetime of fighting war, abuse, and had tracked our team over 70 miles of harsh desert (and) was going to live the good life. The hardest part was getting him across the Jordanian border,” Cargo said.
But, in keeping with the rest of this story, the duo defied the odds. Major Dennis was able to get Nubbs into Jordan. A family in the US will take care of him until these friends can be reunited. There's a photo gallery here.
Two days later he was out there working on a vehicle in the front yard and all of a sudden along came Nubbs. He had tracked Brian 70 miles across the desert in 18 degree temperatures. Despite strict rules, Major Dennis wrote to his mother, he had to help this dog. "I won't even address the gauntlet. He had to run off a pack of dogs, wolves and god knows what else to get here ... when he arrived he looked like he had been through a war zone," Dennis wrote. Weeks went by, and Nubbs was dealt another blow, someone told on them that they had the dog and they had 4 days to get rid of him or Nubbs was going to be shot.
That’s when the Marine made it his mission to get Nubbs to safety. He wrote, “Nubbs was going to America, this dog had been through a lifetime of fighting war, abuse, and had tracked our team over 70 miles of harsh desert (and) was going to live the good life. The hardest part was getting him across the Jordanian border,” Cargo said.
But, in keeping with the rest of this story, the duo defied the odds. Major Dennis was able to get Nubbs into Jordan. A family in the US will take care of him until these friends can be reunited. There's a photo gallery here.
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Dog Tracks Soldier 70 Miles In Iraq
From The Late Show with David Letterman
Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation starring George W Bush
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Small Bits of News
'Lickable Ads' in magazines
Madison Avenue thinks a tasty approach will give new life to Welch's grape juice. Welch's is taking out full-page print ads in People magazine this month that give readers a chance to sample its grape juice by licking the ad. The front of the advertisement shows a huge bottle of the juice, while the back has a strip that peels up and off, with text that reads: "For a TASTY fact, remove & LICK." » Full article here
Mom Unwraps a Valentine's Scare
Florida sheriff's office investigating holiday lollipop found to have a blade-like piece of metal embedded in it
Hindus protest against Valentine's Day
India's Hindu hard-liners are showing no love for Valentine's Day. A few dozen protesters briefly blocked a road in downtown New Delhi on Wednesday, burning Valentine's Day cards and chanting "Down with Valentine." In the nearby city of Lucknow, extremists threatened to beat up couples found celebrating their love.
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Arkansas Day Care Teacher Charged With Raping Girl, 4, After Incident Caught on Tape
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Amber Alert Issued in California After Kids Taken at Gunpont; Parents Blamed
Madison Avenue thinks a tasty approach will give new life to Welch's grape juice. Welch's is taking out full-page print ads in People magazine this month that give readers a chance to sample its grape juice by licking the ad. The front of the advertisement shows a huge bottle of the juice, while the back has a strip that peels up and off, with text that reads: "For a TASTY fact, remove & LICK." » Full article here
Mom Unwraps a Valentine's Scare
Florida sheriff's office investigating holiday lollipop found to have a blade-like piece of metal embedded in it
Hindus protest against Valentine's Day
India's Hindu hard-liners are showing no love for Valentine's Day. A few dozen protesters briefly blocked a road in downtown New Delhi on Wednesday, burning Valentine's Day cards and chanting "Down with Valentine." In the nearby city of Lucknow, extremists threatened to beat up couples found celebrating their love.
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Arkansas Day Care Teacher Charged With Raping Girl, 4, After Incident Caught on Tape
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Amber Alert Issued in California After Kids Taken at Gunpont; Parents Blamed
It's Nolonger Just Males
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE FEMALES ARE DOING IT MORE?
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Women think about sex at work 34-times-a-dayWomen think about sex up to 34 times in an average working day, according to a survey. That works out at the equivalent of once every 14 minutes. » Full article here
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Sex-starved woman faces jail
A sex-starved woman could be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services, local army headquarters and the town council demanding a man for sex. Hanna Wozniak, 42, from Koszalin in central Poland could be jailed for up to a year. After police traced the calls back to her home, she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.” Police who said she had been charged with wasting emergency services’ time and making threatening phone calls said she had told phone operators that she would happily start a fire if it meant a hunky fireman would come round for sex afterwards.
A police spokesman said: “This kind of behavior is extremely irresponsible.”
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'Ponytail Bandit' Arrested In Thailand
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Passer-By Helps Police Nab Bank Robber
An armed woman who robbed a Lee's Summit bank on Wednesday morning was quickly taken into custody by a police officer who was tipped off by an observant person in the area.
Shortly before 9 a.m., a Lee's Summit D.A.R.E. officer stopped at a convenience store in the 100 block of Southwest Missouri Highway 150, according to a new release from investigators.
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Woman Robs Bank With Candy
A local shopping strip mall was evacuated Tuesday night after a woman robbed a bank with a box of chocolate.
A woman carrying flowers and a box of candy walked up to a teller at the Capitol Federal Bank in the SuperTarget store at West 119th Street and Blackbob Road, police said.
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