Some people get "Very Excited" doing sports - NSFW

Wrestler who has a massive boner during a wrestling match.

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GOLF

Morons Cook Human Excrement in Microwave

"Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes."
Update 4/17 - Police say they have arrested three teens they believe were involved in the incident.
SANDY, Utah (ABC 4 News) — Police in Sandy are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven. Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes. They say it happened on March 23rd at approximately 10:45 p.m. at the 7-11 at 2175 East 9400 South. The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.

Sticking it to the Neighbor

DUBUQUE, Iowa - Nothing wrong with a good prank, but Rick and Marilyn Jones’ neighbors seem to have too much time on their hands.
When the Joneses, who are known pranksters, left town for a wedding, Tom and Paula Tschudi went for a little payback.
They planted 3,000 white plastic forks in their neighbors’ yard and dangled more from the roof, fence and garage.
"We just wanted to do something funny to them, because every time we leave, they pull some prank on us," said Paula Tschudi, who promised to help pick up the forks.
Over the years, the Joneses have strung beer cans like holiday lights around the Tschudi home, put a for-sale sign in their yard and strung yellow crime-scene tape around chalk outlines of bodies on the sidewalk.

Tip for the Guys............

Do it this way .........

........ or this way.

Or you will be on the Maury Povich Show

Why are there "IDIOTS?"

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Passed out drunk

"Breast Muscles" - NSFW

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

A animal hospital is helping nurse an injured dog back to health after it had an unfortunate run-in with a porcupine. The Allegheny County Dog Warden said he got a call earlier this week concerning the dog, who is named Blossom.

Officials say Blossom had been spotted lying in a ditch looking frail and malnourished. Authorities say when they were able to track down the dog, she had porcupine quills covering her face and right shoulder, which forced her to walk only on three legs.
Blossom is now getting treatment and is being cared for by the West Deer Dog Shelter.
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Farming Accidents

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