Friday, September 28, 2007

Enlarge your Penis

Alicia Silverstone Bares All for PETA Ad

Actress Alicia Silverstone, a longtime vegetarian advocate says she wasn’t always a vegetarian, but she’s always loved animals. So I think that she's more than happy to bare all for the campaign of the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) organization.
Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization.
In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.
In the print version, the words “I’m a Alicia Silverstone, and I’m a vegetarian,” appear above the nude actress. Silverstone says the same words in the video rendition of the ad, also noting that “there’s nothing in the world that’s changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy.”
The PETA-Silverstone campaign will air on Food Network, Lifetime and E! in Houston before expanding nationwide.
PETA chose Houston for the campaign because they noted in a statement, “it repeatedly ranks among the least healthy in the country.”

Show of Hands

Enlarge to read her shirt

I Will!

Serious Gamer

This Girl Loves Computer Games
I am guessing it is a NEC Plasma.

Bath Time with Noodles

Japanese, Thinking up Crazy Shit

No Time Gum: Chew Your Toothbrush!
No time to brush your teeth?
No problem - if you've got No Time Gum! This multifunctional minty mélange contains tiny granules that scrub your teeth clean as a whistle while you chew. Is this cool, or what? Gum that works as hard as you do while saving you time and, presumably, dentist visits. I can just hear Mom now... "Chew your gum before going to bed!"

"Man Smell" Gum - Not Just for Athletic Supporters

Yes, the title threw me too, but that's what "Otoko Kaoru" translates to. Luckily there's much more to it than that - like the previously mentioned Fuwarinka Scented Gum, Man Smell gum contains those special Rose oils that escape through your skin after chewing. This one exudes a manly Menthol Rose aroma, not just your average sweaty-guy funkiness.

Sex Gum for Men: Like Chewable Viagra?

Suplitol Tongkat Ali Gum for Men contains a variety of natural herbs and extracts proven (they say) to improve blood flow and muscular function - and they don't mean in your arms, regardless of what the ad photo displays. The gum also contains something called "plant testosterone"... hey, have you ever seen a limp tree?

What is it?

This is what the first set of handcuffs looked like.

Yeah and That Ketchup is Slow too...

Sometimes its better not knowing what you eating.

What Twinkies are made from?
America is well-known across the globe as a country with an obesity problem, a problem that's become so bad; our snacking habits have turned us into a so-called "Twinkie nation."
Over 500 million of the popular golden cakes are sold each year, but what exactly are they made of?
CBS 2's Dr. Holly Phillips decided to dissect the anatomy of a Twinkie, worshiped today on sites across the Web and even on the big screen. Dr. Phillips says there are 39 ingredients packed into the dessert, and all but one is processed.
The ingredients cellulose gum, calcium sulfate, and polysorbate 60 are also used in sheetrock, shampoo, laundry detergent, and even rocket fuel. Author Steve Ettlinger spent five years tracking down the source of every ingredient found in a Twinkie. "I was surprised that so many not only came from petroleum, but at least five came from rocks," Ettlinger says.The vitamins, artificial flavors, and colorings all come from petroleum. Phosphates from limestone make Twinkies light and airy. "Sorbic acid is made from natural gas. That really blew my mind," Ettlinger says.
And the creamy middle?" There is no cream in the cream, as they say. It's mostly Crisco," Ettlinger says.

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Small Bits of News

Girls are nolonger nice and sweet
Police break up brawl at Chuck E. Cheese
Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese. The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant's lobby Saturday night, police said.Witnesses said the fight erupted with two girls using profanities near the front entrance and ended with several girls involved in a physical fight. The group had apparently been dropped off and left alone at the restaurant, known for its singing and dancing animatronics rodents.Assistant Police Chief Alfred Sexton said the incident wasn't the first time Chuck E. Cheese was nearly overrun by unruly teens. » Article here

Robbers Hypnotize Store Clerk
We know criminals go to extreme lengths to get what they want, but this might be the first account of robbers hypnotizing a store clerk to steal money.
The robbery happened at a convenience store in New Hampshire.
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'Scohol' zone

Not Bad Manners But Good Food

Here's a burping elephant

WTH? Two-headed turtle

Two-headed turtle comes out of its shell
The two-headed red slider turtle has turned up at a reptile center in Pennsylvania, where owners are amazed by its freak appearance. The unnamed curiosity has two heads on opposite sides of a single shell, as well as six legs and a combined tail. A collector in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, passed the freak of nature to Big Al's Aquarium Supercenter in East Norriton. Jay Jacobi, the shop's exotic reptile manager, said: "The two heads seem to have their own thoughts, operating independently." There are more photos and a news video on this page.

It's not in my job description

Road Workers Paint Stripes Over Road Kill Instead of Moving it....
This show you how lazy we are getting.

You can be charged with the weirdest of assault weapons

Man charged with “coughing” assault
Morrisville police have charged a man with assault on a government official after an officer said the man coughed into his face during a traffic stop. Officer Chris Gill said in his report that Kent Kauffman looked into his eyes before "hacking" in his face three times, according to Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway. Kauffman said he did cough from the window of his minivan but did so toward Gill's waist. "He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face. "Kauffman said he developed a cough after his dog died last week. He said Gill put him in handcuffs and threw him into the side of the patrol car. Gill pulled Kauffman over Tuesday for not wearing a seat belt. He now faces a misdemeanor charge and, if convicted, could spend up to 60 days in jail.

First it was a bag of "Cheetos" then a "Onion" and now a "Cough" what's next???

This makes me squeamish just watching it.

Ouch, girl gets drilled.

Bowling would be better if it was hockey.