I Broke My Penis.com (SAFE FOR WORK)

I Broke My Penis is the true story of a dude who damaged his penis requiring a hospital stay.

On the site you'll see hospital paperwork, radiologist information, surgery and discharge information, among other evidence.

My name is Flint, and on 2/17/2008 I broke my penis. Penile fracture is something that doesn't happen too often. I was messing around with my girlfriend when all of a sudden I felt a 'pop', followed by intense pain.

Questionable Product From Wal-Mart

Andrea Bailey says she went shopping at the Ashland Wal-Mart on Thursday, February 28th, and bought a package of fun straws for her three 3-year-old daughter, Ashlynn.

Bailey says Ashlynn came in and used one shaped like a heart. A couple others in the package, though, were shaped like something different.

“There are two of them that are shaped like the male private area,” said Bailey. “I called Wal-Mart and they were very rude with me about it. They acted like I was lying, like I was making it all up. You know, I would never make something up like that, especially about my little girl. But, that's just how they treated me and it’s just not right.”

A communications representative at Wal-Mart corporate headquarters e-mailed us a response.

Rep. Sally Kern; Homosexuality Bigger Threat Than Terrorism

OKLAHOMA CITY — A YouTube audio clip of a state lawmaker's screed against homosexuality, which she called a bigger threat than terrorism, has outraged gay activists and brought death threats rolling in.
"The homosexual agenda is destroying this nation, OK, it's just a fact," Rep. Sally Kern said recently to a gathering of fellow Republicans outside the Capitol.
"Studies show no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted, you know, more than a few decades. So it's the death knell in this country.
"I honestly think it's the biggest threat that our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam, which I think is a big threat," she said.
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Republican Hate Speech

Summer + Girls + Bikinis = NSFW

Bikini waxing tips - NSFW


Funny Bikini Waxing - NSFW

I Love You But.......

Stay Out of my Personal Space

SNIFFER

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says "Watch this. He tells Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds.

Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I 'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I m making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent,

"What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
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Thanks Richard

Hillary your make over looks great

Small Bits of News

Naked Man Creates Havoc in Vandalism Spree in Pennsylvania
LANCASTER, Pa. — A hotel and store in Lancaster County are assessing the damage after a naked man ran amok and allegedly did thousands of dollars worth of damage to two businesses.


Some office space at the resort was trashed and a forklift was driven into an interior wall, also damaging an overhead sewer pipe, authorities said.
Police said the man, whom they identified as Nicholas Hadzick, 28, of Freeland, then crossed the street and entered Darrenkamp's in the Willow Valley Shopping Center, causing more destruction.
Joe Darrenkamp, company president, said Hadzick threw chairs, tossed a 300-pound pizza oven to the floor, as well as three scales, valued at about $7,000 each. Also damaged was a $90,000 meat-wrapping machine, several soda coolers and the windshield of a delivery truck.
The incident was captured on the market's surveillance cameras.

Parolee skips after 111th arrest
Cops from San Francisco's Central Station got a call the other day about a man who was screaming at women as they jogged at Aquatic Park.
Officers arrived and spotted David Rosenberg, 48, peering over a large trash bin. As Officer Tom Cunnane approached, he noticed that the guy was sweating profusely and his eyes were rapidly darting about.
When Cunnane asked what he was doing, Rosenberg replied, "Looking around, that's all."
Cunnane then asked him if he was on parole or probation.
"I'm on parole," Rosenberg replied.
Cunnane ran a warrant check and found that Rosenberg was, indeed, on parole for grand theft.
Not only that, he had 110 prior arrests.

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Fort Pierce man found walking totally nude on U.S. 1
ST. LUCIE COUNTY — Authorities said a man charged with exposure of sexual organs was showing a lot more than that on a stretch of U.S. 1 Thursday morning.
Callers told 911 dispatchers that David John Campbell, 41, of Fort Pierce was walking completely naked on northbound U.S. 1 near Kitterman Road. A deputy caught up with Campbell at 6 a.m. in the 6400 block of U.S. 1 as school buses were on the road, according to Campbell's arrest affidavit.
Campbell said he was under instructions from Jesus to take the nude stroll, the report said.