It doesn’t matter what species you are it’s always the same

"Ronald showing us his McNuggets!!"

You want to Super Size that?

A restroom conversation that could happen to you

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them'No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions.

"Anyone want some Spam?"

HELL NO!

Crimeny Sakes! I get enough spam in my email...

BEFORE, DURING and AFTER

$1 million yacht was completely destroyed during an unsuccessful launch attempt.

OH SHIT!

“Groping Encouraged”

What is this?

Chris Farley was reincarnated as a girl.

Small Bits of News

Teen Breaks Into Bank, Makes Foul Deposit
A suburban Detroit teenager allegedly broke into a bank, created several thousand dollars in damage and left a foul deposit on the floor.
The 16-year-old told police he was high and bored when he came up with the caper early Sunday, The Detroit Free Press reported Tuesday.
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Man Drinks Hairspray In Store: Busted For Shoplifting
A man was arrested for shoplifting two bottles of White Rain Hair Spray, which he drank in the Wal-Mart on Beal Parkway, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office report.
The store's loss prevention officer, Christopher White, told a deputy that he had been watching the man for a few weeks to try and catch him drinking hairspray.
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Poker Anyone

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's new voluptuous, young, wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you liked while you were under the table?' Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. After a fantastic time in bed, John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. 'Did John come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked her 'Did he give you $500?' In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500'. Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Ohhhh Yea

Let's Get Naked

A cat trying to stop a determined dog reaching her treats

Japanese Pizza

How to do a cool internet trick

Try this crazy cool internet trick in your browser!

Go to Google images. Search whatever you want.

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Then copy/paste this code in your internet address bar:javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i Hit enter.
Crazy, huh?
Hit refresh over and over to make it go faster. It also works on the main Google images page, as well as many other websites if you just look around!

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To see the YouTube video of this being done, simply Click here. Enjoy!

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If it seems like your work day never ends, check your clock

At least it seems like it's the slowest, It Hardly Moves.