Two Salina Central High School seniors designed T-shirts to raise money for breast cancer awareness, but an assistant principal banned one of the designs from school.
Haley Wenthe’s mother died from breast cancer five years ago and Jessica Sheahon’s mom recently completed chemotherapy. So they set out to raise $10,000 during October, which is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
The shirts bear the phrase “Save 2nd Base” with a pair of baseballs over the wearers’ breasts. Officials said the shirts violate the district’s dress code, which bans clothing with an “implied indecent meaning.”
Can anyone explain what is indecent about that shirt? Is it because the two baseballs are cleverly located in the chest region of the shirt? If a dude wore that shirt to school I would almost guarantee it doesn’t get banned. This kind of shit really pisses me off. Here are two kids taking initiative to raise money for a great cause and some uptight AP puts the kibosh on it.
Climb on down from your high horse Linn Exline and let these kids have fun and raise money for a great cause.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Men........
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or, three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 1,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or, three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 1,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
PooPee
Pee & Poo Plush Dolls
How is a stuffed drop of piss and an adorable piece of shit going to help your kids learn about potty training? Isn’t it going to give them the idea that playing with shit is fun?
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even we do it! Here’s the new #1 and #2 toy for your toddler. The pee & poo set makes a fun, light-hearted tool for introducing your child to potty training (SSSH. It even makes a great gift for hard-to-please adults.) These cuddly little stuffed dolls are covered with a washable plush cotton surface.
I love how they mention the dolls are washable. Why would I care? Well I guess that would come in handy when junior decides to introduce his best pal stuffed shit to some real shit so they can all be friends. Being able to hose junior and that bastard stuffed shit down would probably make the cleanup a lot easier.
Dumbledore Tattoo Of The Week
Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids.
The huge $1200 tattoo shows Dumbledore holding a scroll bearing the names of his Harry Potter-mad children Charlotte, Deanna, Brandon, Tamzin and Paris..
This guy was douche bag of the week worthy for just the tattoo. Now that J.K. Rowling announced Dumbledore is actually gay it just takes this to a whole other level. I do sort of feel bad for the guy. Can you imagine the amount of shit he is going to get day in and day out when he shows up to the factory that he works at? More shit than a douche bag of the week award, that’s for sure.
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And the horror his kids have to live with knowing that their dad’s tattoo is a gay wizard with a list of their names. It’s like the gay wizard hit list or something.
Cat born with three eyes and two faces
It might not have shocked a dog person, but when this two-faced cat was born its owner almost dropped it in shock. Vets told the woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, that Lil'Bit - as in "A little bit of love" - probably would not survive.
Vets believe the cat, which has two mouths, two noses and four eyes, may have two brains, as one face can go to sleep while the other remains awake and it can blink independently on each one. "When he purrs it is like he is purring in stereo," the cat's owner said. More here.
Spice Up Your Thanksgiving Meal
Here is a way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey.
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see photo attached)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces.
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This looks vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger in... I mean on it.
Soft-shoes at top prison
Prison officers at a high security jail housing dangerous criminals are wearing slippers as they patrol at night to avoid disturbing inmates sleeping. Officers at Wakefield's maximum security prison are wearing soft-soled footwear after complaints from some prisoners at the building.
But a Prison Officers' Association spokesman
Glyn Travis said officers patrol without being heard by the inmates.
Small Bits of News
Driverless car does circles in front of police
How do you stop a car - without a driver behind the wheel - that just keeps going in circles?That's the problem police had on their hands on Monday evening when a car that a man was working on accidentally got into gear and started doing loops.
The owner of the car had been working on the vehicle with the engine running and when he slammed the hood, it took off on its own. The car, going backward, just kept going in circles, and police eventually had to use their bumpers to get it to stop. The owner was not cited. With news video.
Couple causes flight delay trying to join 'mile high club'
A plane headed for Las Vegas from Seattle was diverted to Portland on Thursday afternoon after at least one passenger said a couple tried to join the "mile high club."US Airways Flight 1473 left Seattle at 2:58 p.m., but a pair of unruly passengers caused it to be diverted and head for Portland International Airport. A passenger said the couple was fooling around and decided to go into the bathroom."The people in the aisle, across the aisle from us were messing around in their seat and then they decided to go to the bathroom and fool around," said passenger Jessica Smith. "And then they threatened the flight attendant." » Full article here
Thieves Lose Car In Parking Lot, Ask Cops For Help
Chances are you've probably lost your car at a mall parking lot a time or too.
But if you are a pack thieves stealing items from the mall and then hiding them in said car, you probably want to ask for help finding the car from someone other than police.
Click Here To Read More
Young deer hunter's hat shot off head
A 13-year-old boy out deer hunting with his father had his hat shot off his head but wasn't injured. Jeffrey Trepanier, 32, called the sheriff's office Monday to report someone shot the hat off his son's head while they hunted on public lands just north of Theresa. Dodge County Sheriff's Deputy Chief Blaine Lauersdorf said rural residents should make themselves as visible as possible when outside during the deer hunt, which opened last weekend and continues until Sunday. "If you're out there during hunting season, make sure you are wearing something that stands out," he said.
How do you stop a car - without a driver behind the wheel - that just keeps going in circles?That's the problem police had on their hands on Monday evening when a car that a man was working on accidentally got into gear and started doing loops.
The owner of the car had been working on the vehicle with the engine running and when he slammed the hood, it took off on its own. The car, going backward, just kept going in circles, and police eventually had to use their bumpers to get it to stop. The owner was not cited. With news video.
Couple causes flight delay trying to join 'mile high club'
A plane headed for Las Vegas from Seattle was diverted to Portland on Thursday afternoon after at least one passenger said a couple tried to join the "mile high club."US Airways Flight 1473 left Seattle at 2:58 p.m., but a pair of unruly passengers caused it to be diverted and head for Portland International Airport. A passenger said the couple was fooling around and decided to go into the bathroom."The people in the aisle, across the aisle from us were messing around in their seat and then they decided to go to the bathroom and fool around," said passenger Jessica Smith. "And then they threatened the flight attendant." » Full article here
Thieves Lose Car In Parking Lot, Ask Cops For Help
Chances are you've probably lost your car at a mall parking lot a time or too.
But if you are a pack thieves stealing items from the mall and then hiding them in said car, you probably want to ask for help finding the car from someone other than police.
Click Here To Read More
Young deer hunter's hat shot off head
A 13-year-old boy out deer hunting with his father had his hat shot off his head but wasn't injured. Jeffrey Trepanier, 32, called the sheriff's office Monday to report someone shot the hat off his son's head while they hunted on public lands just north of Theresa. Dodge County Sheriff's Deputy Chief Blaine Lauersdorf said rural residents should make themselves as visible as possible when outside during the deer hunt, which opened last weekend and continues until Sunday. "If you're out there during hunting season, make sure you are wearing something that stands out," he said.
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