She May Not Speak English but her Ass Speaks It Loud and Clear
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Oh, sorry--wrong Bits & Pieces website for that comment...
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That's alright, I'll hit it.
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Monday, March 2, 2009
Caption This...............
How many camels can you fit in a Subaru?
A man managed to stuff two camels into his car to transport them.
.Just like dogs going for a ride.
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One bit of information I didn't post earlier was...
Animals' fate upon arrival is grim – they will be slaughtered, their meat sold for consumption.
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They should start a union and demand that they be driven in a Cadillac Escalade.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Patients getting drunk in hospitals
Hospitals are having to remove alcoholic hand gels, because patients are using them as a cheap way of getting drunk.
The cleanser, which has been in the NHS for more than four years and is used to tackle hospital-acquired infections such as MRSA, contains 75 per cent proof alcohol, nearly twice the strength of whisky.
The gel is supposedly undrinkable thanks to the foul tasting chemical additive bitrex but paramedics who have treated patients found with the dispensers say addicts will simply "drink through" the taste.
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"You found a WHAT in WHERE?"
Someone is disposing of placentas in a central Illinois sewage system and authorities want it to stop. Workers in Urbana on Thursday found a placenta in a filter that keeps large objects out of the sewage treatment plant — the third such find this year. So police have enlisted medical experts. "It was one of the weirdest calls I've ever received," said Julie Pryde, who heads the Champaign-Urbana Public Health District.
The unprecedented finds have officials wondering if a midwife or veterinarian, stressed by economic woes, has been avoiding the expense of paying for a medical waste disposal service.
Police aren't aiming for an arrest, Seraphin said, and nobody suspects foul play. The umbilical cords, still attached, were cut clean.
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Hospitals are having to remove alcoholic hand gels, because patients are using them as a cheap way of getting drunk.
The cleanser, which has been in the NHS for more than four years and is used to tackle hospital-acquired infections such as MRSA, contains 75 per cent proof alcohol, nearly twice the strength of whisky.
The gel is supposedly undrinkable thanks to the foul tasting chemical additive bitrex but paramedics who have treated patients found with the dispensers say addicts will simply "drink through" the taste.
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"You found a WHAT in WHERE?"
Someone is disposing of placentas in a central Illinois sewage system and authorities want it to stop. Workers in Urbana on Thursday found a placenta in a filter that keeps large objects out of the sewage treatment plant — the third such find this year. So police have enlisted medical experts. "It was one of the weirdest calls I've ever received," said Julie Pryde, who heads the Champaign-Urbana Public Health District.
The unprecedented finds have officials wondering if a midwife or veterinarian, stressed by economic woes, has been avoiding the expense of paying for a medical waste disposal service.
Police aren't aiming for an arrest, Seraphin said, and nobody suspects foul play. The umbilical cords, still attached, were cut clean.
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I, for one, have no idea what a placenta looks like.
Nor do I want to know.
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