Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Sex Offender Arrested After Cops Find 15-Year-Old Girl in His Bed

When a 42-year-old registered sex offender answered the door naked and acting nervous during a surprise check by cops, the officers acted on suspicion and searched his home.
What they found next was a 15-year-old girl in Robert Gomez's bed, according to MyFoxTampaBay.com.
The girl cooperated, telling cops she met Gomez in an online chat room seven months ago, and that a sexual relationship began immediately.
Gomez was arrested and booked on one count of lewd and lascivious battery and a probation violation.
Already a registered a sex offender, Gomez was convicted in June 2002 on a lewd and lascivious assault charge on a victim under the age of 16.
He is being held on $7,500 bond for the second-degree felony.
Click here to read the report from MyFoxTampaBay.com, which includes a photo of Gomez.

Pizza joint delivers porno pics

It doesn't matter what you put on your pizza at this delivery joint, it's still hotter than the average slice. Local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman has launched Porno Pizza, a delivery-only pizza business that places pornography where you would usually find only cardboard -- under the pizza. The idea for the business came to Wildeman, 30, while working at other pizza places. "I'm absolutely thrilled with how successful it's been," he said while on a delivery last night. The business recently began operating out of an Osborne Street business. Although customers can't pick which saucy image they will receive, the owner would like to offer more specific choices in the future.

Lost and Found and Returned

Philippine Driver Returns Lost Money
July 1, 2007

MANILA, Philippines - He needed the money for his sick wife and overdue rent, but honesty prevented a motorcycle taxi driver from keeping $17,000 left behind by a passenger.

Iluminado Boc returned the money to police in Tagbilaran city on central Bohol Island last week, the Philippine Daily Inquirer reported Monday. The woman who lost the bag of cash had just reported it to police when Boc showed up at the precinct.

"It was not mine," Boc was quoted as saying.

Boc, 45, said he was struggling financially because his wife was taken to a hospital the same day he found the money, and they had unpaid rent.

The owner rewarded him with $32 — about seven times what a motorcycle taxi driver makes a day.

Woman finds $20K in bank deposit tube
July 2, 2007

A woman who works as a makeup artist and deli clerk found $20,000 at a bank's drive-up depository, then calmly walked into the bank and turned over the cash. Linda Hatch said her mind raced in the seconds after she found the two $10,000 bundles in a plastic deposit tube on June 25.
"Am I in the middle of a bank robbery ... a drug bust, is someone going to pick up the money?" Hatch said. "I was like, 'Oh, my gosh. What do I do?'"
Hatch, who owns a permanent makeup business in Lake Havasu City and also works at an Albertsons grocery store, said the bank teller she approached was just as confused about what to do.
"She looked at me like, 'What is this?'" Hatch said.
Hatch said she filed a police report in the days after turning over the cash and hasn't been told by the bank whether the rightful owner has ever surfaced.
Bank employees declined to comment.
Hatch said she was "shaken for five hours" after the discovery. But she has no second thoughts about turning in the cash and laughed while recalling the scenario.
"It's not enough money to move to Mexico," she said.

Cell Phone Explodes and Burns Off Owner’s Nipple

You often hear of stories how a cell phone can harm people who have heart problems and use pacemakers or that there is radiation in the airwaves that effect the brain. Rarely do you actually consider your cell phone would explode on you.
That is exactly what happened to poor Cai.
“Right after I powered on the cell phone and pressed the button it exploded. My nipple got burned so badly from the explosion”.
20 year-old Cai paid $50 for a second hand cell phone and followed the instruction that the battery needs to be fully charged before use.
Next morning he got out the bed, couldn’t wait to try out his new toy, right after he powered on and he began to press a few buttons, it exploded.
Cai wasn’t wearing any clothing at the time, his left chest got badly burned including his nipple. The cell phone was some “Made in China” local brand with cheap quality and the battery wasn’t even safety certified.
An office girl also bought a similar new cell phone and it exploded as well, her nose was hurt so badly she ended up having to be hospitalized and might need a plastic surgery later.
China is famous for cheap products which are often are fake, imitation and even dangerous.
These types of underground factories are everywhere and the government is not regulating it enough.

18 year old offers her virginity for £10,000

July 2, 2007

Baby-faced Carys Copestake, 18, has offered her virginity for the price of £10,000 to help her pay for university tuitions.
The British 18 year old used a false name to advertise herself on a website popular with prostitutes, with her parents having no idea of the bizarre way of getting cash for university.

The ad reads: "Virginity For Sale £10,000." she adds:
"Hey, I think the title says it all. I'm an 18-year-old virgin with student funds to pay and I'm looking to sell my first time right here. I'm brunette, 34C, green eyes, all in proportion and good looking."
The young woman, who still lives with her parents, is one of thousands of students who are struggling to afford the £20,000 fees which cover tuition and accommodation.
She told a journalist: "For as long as I can remember I've wanted to keep my first time special and wait for the right guy. I'm not like other girls who want rid of it from the word go.
"I'm getting curious about myself and the opposite sex. I want to explore and I want someone to teach me.

You always need to read the fine print

Stay away from these condoms.

Funny Joke

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

When the man starts feeling the pain.

Backwards Way

Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her underwear and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

People doing "Dumb Ass" things just to make a video

!!! WARNING !!!


Crocodile Arm Bite

Firecracker in Teeth video
This moron sticks a fire cracker in his teeth and lights it!

Tacks in Forehead video
Its amazing what some people will do to be on video.

This guy’s jammed tacks into his forehead.