Death By Booze

How much alcohol would it take to kill you?

Find out how many of your favorite alcoholic beverages it would take to send you to a drunken grave. Look for your beverage of choice, enter your weight, select your gender, and see how much you have to drink before the alcohol kills you.

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There is roughly 25 1oz shots in a 750ml bottle

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How much alcohol would it take to kill you?

I Drink to Rock and Roll

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The Top 10 Songs To Get Drunk To
10. Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night
9. Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
8. House Of Pain - Jump Around
7. ZZ Top - La Grange
6. Bon Jovi - Livin On A Prayer
5. Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama
4. Journey - Don’t Stop Believing
3. Boston - More Than A Feeling
2. ACDC - Have A Drink On Me
1. Billy Joel - Piano Man.

Human Beaver

Naughty Teens

SHAME

Man hit it rich... for two weeks

A man from Utah mistakenly received a check for more than $2 million - VIDEO
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/11/23/borget.million.mistake.ktvx

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - There are probably a million ways Jerry Mika could spend $2 million dollars. Trouble is, he couldn't cash the check. Expecting a $15 refund from the Utah Department of Commerce, the Draper man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check.

Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

You wildly overstate your case.

You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

You preemptively tell others to fuck off.

This is your idea of holiday cheer.


You really believe it's that simple.

Rather than the 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this.

You have a five year old do your dirty work.

One obnoxious purchase is not enough.

Oh SHIT! I'm Going To Be Fired

Etihad was to receive their next A340 this week, but it seems that delivery may be delayed. While running an engine test at the Airbus facility in Toulouse, France, the A340-600 jumped the chocks and headed for the blast wall. The good news is the blast wall held up remarkably well. The bad news is the Airbus did not.

Incredible Leaf Burn

These guys rake all their leaves up, soak them in gasoline and set them on fire.

A ringtone that only the Japanese would use...

Ahhhhh! Pantie Wedgie

What every red blooded male likes to see.

I'll Pass

Have you ever heard of this penalty in football?

CASHIN' IN THAT LIFE INSURANCE POLICY!!!!

"We all mourn in our own way"

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Prankster Gets Trashed

I want this guy with me if I had to walk a dark street at 3 in the morning.

Small Bits of News

She's a teacher by day, porn star by night.
An Italian teacher has been suspended from school because of her extra-curricular activities as a porn star, local authorities announced Thursday.The out-of-hours behavior of Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb" in hard-core videos on the Internet and at erotic shows, was "not compatible with educational activity," the head of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia education authority said."I am a normal woman, with my family and my work as a teacher. I am (also) looking for transgression and sex." » Full article here

New Zealand men 'pressured' to have sex
Nearly one-in-three New Zealand men say they have felt pressured to have sex or did so unwillingly, according to a newspaper survey published yesterday.Urban men in their late 30s and early 40s were most likely to say they had been victims of unwanted advances by women, the Sunday Star - Times reported, quoting a national survey of more than 5 600 men.The survey showed that men in their 20s were more loyal to their current partners than those in their late 30s and early 40s, an age group in which nearly one-in-four admitted having affairs.The survey found that 29 percent of male New Zealand teenagers were virgins, a condition most changed in their early 20s when the proportion dropped to 6 percent.

Chick had a 10-pound hairball stuck in her stomach.
Doctors recently took a 10-pound hairball from an 18-year-old woman after she came to them with pain and a 40-pound weight loss. The New England Journal of Medicine said the woman had been suffering with pain in her abdomen for about five months. Doctors found a mass there, and when they used a small camera, found that the hairball was taking up nearly her entire stomach.
The patient said that she has a habit of eating her own hair, a condition called trichophagia. Doctors tried to use small incisions to remove the mass, but then had to go to traditional surgery to make sure the entire hairball was removed. The journal's report said the girl left the hospital after five days and was asked to follow up with a psychiatrist. Within a year, she had regained about half of the weight she lost and said she had stopped eating her hair. » Article here