Monday, June 30, 2008

Boyfriend Tasers Girlfriend


Asshole Boyfriend Tasers Girlfriend
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Stewart said...
Very unfunny
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The Man said...
I wonder if she leaves this Asshole?
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Mad Izatie said...
What a jerk. Hope she leaves him. Or poisons him.

Never Ending Supply Of "DUMBASS" People

The Quickest Way to Make Yourself a Retard

The Quickest Way to Make Yourself a Retard
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Mad Izatie said...
Why do people do these things in the first place?
Is there someone in particular that they're trying to impress?
Unbelievably stupid.
I'm surprised he even had any sense to go to the hospital.

You Failed Big Time

Guy Attempts to Jump Over Subway Platform and Fails

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Obstacle Course Fail
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Mad Izatie said...
It HURTS just to watch!

For all you "Females"

Click/Clit to Enlarge


For You Motorcyclists




Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Personalized Drill Leads to Arrests
A Florida man was arrested after the drill he allegedly used to put holes in gas tanks to steal fuel was left behind and police found his name etched on it.
Authorities say the Summerfield, Fla., man and his girlfriend are accused of draining several tanks.
John Oldenburg, 44, and Darlene Kimbriel, 39, face grand theft, burglary of a conveyance and criminal mischief charges, Marion County Sheriff's Office records show.
Deputies allege they found a methamphetamine lab at the couple's home, so they also face drug charges.
Deputies say they found a drill with "J. Oldenburg" etched in the tool at the scene of the latest gas heist. Asked why his drill was at the scene, Oldenburg blamed his girlfriend.
Kimbriel, meanwhile, accused her boyfriend of drilling for gas while she acted as a lookout.
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Man Dressed as Bride to Marry Boyfriend
The couple walked into a Norfolk courthouse on a spring day, exchanged a few words, and within 10 minutes, were seemingly husband and wife.
It was an unremarkable ceremony — except later, officials realized the shapely bride might not have been a woman.
Now authorities in Virginia, where same-sex marriages are illegal, are weighing whether to file misdemeanor charges against the couple, Antonio E. Blount, 31, and Justin L. McCain, 18. An announcement is expected this week.
The pair went to Newport News Circuit Court on March 24 to obtain a marriage license — McCain appearing as a woman and saying the name "Justine" before a deputy.
McCain produced a Virginia driver's license, but a design quirk — the 'm' or 'f' for male or female appears directly against a darkened state seal — meant nobody noticed McCain's gender.
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After Being Stabbed 22 Times, Man's Last Words Name Alleged Killer
Police say a Long Island man dying from 22 stab wounds managed to name one of the men charged with killing him.
Suffolk County police said Friday that Thomas Garafolo's dying words pointed to 20-year-old Fredrick Hollman. He and 27-year-old Joshua Lopez are being held without bail on murder charges. Authorities say they killed Garafolo out of suspicion he was cheating Lopez out of the proceeds of a shoplifting scheme.
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Sunday, June 29, 2008

From MSNBC

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When Money Is Not A Problem

Electric Super Shuttle
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Do you have a large family or consider yourself extremely popular? Try the Super Shuttle, which can carry as many as 14 passengers and looks like a modern transit bus.
For just $19,900, can you afford not to buy it?
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Antique Fire Truck Golf Cart

What happens if someone's hummer golf cart caught on fire? Call in the fire golf truck.
This cart actually comes with oak ladders and flashing emergency lights.

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Hot Rods, Luxury Cars and more Crazy Golf Carts

The Genuine Ugly Bag

This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure the ugliness.
Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward.
Instantly creates beauty where there is none.

Subaglue - It Really Sticks

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20/20 on Waco Family of Privilege

Black guy gets life for smoking pot,
White guy gets probation for murder.

Fried Pizza

Crazy Police Chases

This seems like an odd police chase to me!
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You don't see this everyday
Police chase riders on horse carriages
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Mad Izatie said...
The first video looked like it could have been from an action film.
Talk about hardcore!

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

German man torches car to protest high gas prices
A German man doused his BMW with gasoline and torched it on Friday in protest at skyrocketing fuel costs, police said. The unemployed 30-year-old man drove the black 1995 BMW 3-series sedan onto the lawn outside Frankfurt's convention center grounds at about 7:30 a.m., police spokesman Karlheinz Wagner said.
He then jumped out, emptied a canister of gas over the vehicle, and set fire to it, Wagner said.
By the time the fire department got to the scene, the car was entirely burned out.
The Bavarian man, whose name was being withheld because he has not been charged with a crime, told police that gas prices were so high he could no longer afford to drive the vehicle.
As in many countries, gasoline prices have risen steadily in Germany; a liter of regular gasoline now costs about euro1.55, or $9.40 per gallon.
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Man who tried to pay bond in dirty cash jailed
A man who tried to pay a $100 bond in dirty money will spend a week in jail for contempt of court. A Scott County judge sent the man to jail on Thursday.
The man was arrested in May for driving a truck with a defective tire. Instead of paying a fine, he opted for a trial and a judge required him to post bond.
On Thursday, he brought a box of crumbled money and a bucket of pennies to the clerk of court's office.
Clerk of Court Julie Carlin said there were bugs in the box and the pennies were covered in an unknown substance, and they used rubber gloves the count the cash.
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Teen Decapitated by ride at Georgia Six Flags
A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.
Six Flags officials are uncertain why the 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release.
Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.
Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen's family. The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release.
Police said the ride was going full-speed 50 mph when the teen was struck.
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Shoplifting suspect dies after being arrested
A Florida man suspected of shoplifting from a Coralville Hy-Vee grocery store died after he was arrested.Coralville police say they received a call of a shoplifter running from the store Sunday night.Thirty-seven-year-old Todd Edwards, of Orlando, Fla., was arrested and taken to the police station.Police say Edwards became less responsive and officers called for an ambulance. Edwards was taken to University Hospitals in Iowa City, where he was pronounced dead.
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Assult with Banana
Frederick County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.
A man walked into a 7-Eleven store in Monrovia just after midnight Wednesday and demanded money. Investigators said that when the clerk refused, the man became so agitated that he started grabbing items off the counter.
He snatched up a banana and began hitting the clerk, the sheriff’s office said.
The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split.
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City changes mind, says take off your pants
In a turnaround, Aurora has rescinded its policy requiring lifeguards to wear pants.
Half the lifeguard staff at Aurora reservoir quit after the city required them to wear breakaway pants while on duty. Aurora said the policy was designed to protect its lifeguards against sun exposure and West Nile virus.
The lifeguards who quit said the new uniform could put swimmers’ lives at risk.
"It takes an average of four to five seconds to take the pants off to get into the water, or if we try to get into the water with the pants, it’s going to be dragging and we’re not going to really be able to swim and get them back to shore," lifeguard Greg Huston said.
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Home for sale includes wife
A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband. She’s auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.
Single parent Dee Traboscia has been divorced for eight years. She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the Internet for help.
She goes on to say that her four-bedroom, 2,000-square-foot home, which will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile."
Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500,000. The auction has not yet received any bids.
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2-Year-Old Survives on Cat Food After Mom's Death
Sacramento police say a 2-year-old boy survived on cat food for up to six days after his mother died.
A social worker heard the toddler crying while making a visit to check on the family Thursday morning. The worker called police after no one answered the door of the brick duplex where the mother and child lived.
Inside, authorities found the body of 36-year-old Lisa Gonzales. It was not immediately known how she died, but a Child Protective Services spokeswoman says the woman suffered from a chronic illness.
Neighbors said the woman worked as a waitress and described her as quiet.
The boy, identified only as Noah, is in protective custody while social workers determine whether he can be placed with a family member.
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

After the Floods in the Midwest


Warning - Beware of Cellphone Cameras



It’s Time Again For The Annual Company Party

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Mad Izatie said...
It's called recycling. :D

97% of drug deaths in America are from legal drugs

Tobacco
435,000

Alcohol & drunk driving
85,000

Bad reactions to prescription drugs
32,000

Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs
7,600
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Total
559,600
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All illicit drug use, direct and indirect
17,000
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That’s %3.03 of total US drug deaths. (According to the Journal of the American Medical Association’s statistics, March 2004.) These statistics show drug laws don’t protect us. Instead they protect politicians - they need drug laws to look tough because they’re too cowardly to go after real crooks. In February 2008, Reuters announced 22,000 Americans died just from one legal drug: "22,000 lives could have been saved if Trasylol had been taken off the market"
Those guys are buying vacation homes - they’re rewarded for tricking people into believing their drugs were safe. But who’s jailed? Backyard gardeners. After all, what could be easier for the government than taking the big drug dealer’s money? Jailing the small drug dealers.

Drunk got himself in hole lotta trouble

"He was stuck, right up to his chest.
To make matters worse, 100 giggling shoppers looked on, filming his embarrassment on phone cameras.
"The man said he’d gone in feet first to retrieve a lighter he’d dropped in the hole and got stuck. He’d had a few to drink. He was in a terrible state.
One onlooker, builder Gareth Hughes, 29, said yesterday: "He was wedged in so tight we’d have pulled his arms out of their sockets if we’d pulled any harder.
"Once the firemen arrived, they strapped a rope round him, beneath his armpits, and winched him out."
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Some NSFW language.
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Man stuck in hole, part 1

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Man stuck in hole, part 2

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Man stuck in hole, part 3

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

'Manure-Bomb' Thieves Fall Into Dung, Flee Crime Scene Naked
A German woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said on Friday.
Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.
"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."
Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the "manure bombs," but the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals.
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Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation
A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
His motive? "He thought it would be funny,''
PICTURE
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Girl, 17, set to become Britain's youngest sex-change patient
For most mothers, their daughter's 16th birthday is marked by such traditions as a party, preparing for a school dance, or maybe even allowing them to go on holiday with their friends for the first time.
For Elizabeth Thornton, however, the year brought with it a rather different set of demands. First, she was asked by her daughter Sarah to refer to her as 'Alex'. More recently, she found herself shopping not for a glamorous evening gown, but for a breast restrictor designed to flatten and hide her daughter's breasts.
PICTURES
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Retire Your Beer Fridge
The NT Government is recommending Territorians "retire'' their beer fridges in a bid to tackle climate change.In a list of "practical actions for NT households'', the Government suggests residents "retire the second fridge or freezer''. But it seems it could be a case of "do as I say, not as I do'', for Chief Minister Paul Henderson."I've got a beer fridge -- as many Territorians do -- and I'm keeping it,'' he said.
PICTURE
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Shallow Dive (Belly Flop) Record Broken
A stunt diver known as "Professor Splash" broke his own shallow-dive record at Water World Thursday near Denver, Colorado.
Professor Splash, who’s real name is Darren Taylor, dove 35 feet 5 inches into 12 inches of water in a padded baby pool.
The same pool he set five previous records with.
The stunt was performed as part of an official "ribbon splashing" for Water World’s new attraction, The Big Top Family Fun Zone.
VIDEO
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Court Denies New Mexico Man Obscene Name Change
A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.
The man appealed after a state district judge in Bernalillo County refused his request to change his name to "F--- Censorship!"
Judge Nan Nash ruled that the proposed name change was "obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency."
The man — whose current legal name is Variable — argued on appeal that it was improper government censorship to deny him the name change.
But once he seeks court approval for a name change, the court has the authority to turn him down on several grounds, including if the name is offensive to common decency and good taste, the judges ruled.
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Fake Speed Bumps Create Optical Illusion, Driver Confusion
Cathy Campbell did a double-take and tapped the brakes when she spotted what appeared to be a pointy-edged box lying in the road just ahead.
She got fooled.
It was a fake speed bump, a flat piece of blue, white and orange plastic that is designed to look like a 3-D pyramid from afar when applied to the pavement.
The optical illusion is one of the latest innovations being tested around the country to discourage speeding.
"It cautions you to slow down because you don't know what you are facing," Campbell said.
PICTURE
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Friday, June 27, 2008

Some Pictures






I don't want to.....


Trunk Monkey Compilation

Russian Beer Commercial (Blonde Arm Wrestler)

Skateboard Has The Last Laugh - Or Maybe You Will

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Sleeping Pilots Overshot Airport by 359 Miles
An Air India flight soared past its Mumbai destination on June 4 as its pilots allegedly dozed off in the cockpit, The Times of India reported Thursday.
The napping pilots flew 359 miles past the airport and were still at cruising altitude when nervous air traffic controllers woke them up.
The flight, which was on autopilot flying toward Mumbai, had about 100 passengers on board.
"The plane took off from Dubai at 1:35 a.m. Indian Standard Time and then from Jaipur at 7 a.m. After operating an overnight flight, fatigue levels peak, and so the pilots dozed off after taking off from Jaipur."
Air India officials vehemently denied the report, saying the plane lost radio contact with air traffic control for some time, and only flew 14 miles off course.
There's a news video here.
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Millionaire Gets Prison in 'Modern-Day Slavery' Case
A millionaire who inflicted years of abuse on two Indonesian housekeepers held as virtual slaves in her Long Island mansion received an 11-year prison sentence on Thursday.
Varsha Sabhnani, 46, was convicted with her husband in December on a 12-count federal indictment that included forced labor, conspiracy, involuntary servitude and harboring aliens.
The trial provided a glimpse into a growing U.S. problem of domestic workers exploited in slave-like conditions.
The victims testified that they were beaten with brooms and umbrellas, slashed with knives, and take freezing showers as punishment.
PICTURES
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Texas Teen Faces Murder Charges in Death of Her Newborn
A 14-year-old girl who secretly gave birth in a school bathroom was charged with capital murder Thursday by police, who said she killed the newborn by choking and flushing him in the toilet.
The girl was charged as a juvenile; Baytown police Capt. Roger Clifford said prosecutors will decide whether to certify her as an adult. She cannot be executed if convicted because of her age.
The girl gave birth April 2 in a bathroom at Cedar Bayou Junior High. Police said she stuffed toilet paper in the infant's throat and submerged him in a toilet. An autopsy confirmed the baby was alive and cried before his mother tried to flush him, police Lt. Eric Freed said.
"We have had enough evidence to determine that this action was done intentionally and knowingly," Clifford said. "That means beyond a reasonable doubt in our mind and in mind of the district attorney's office and in mind of the medical examiner's office, that this was not an accident."
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Man was refused passport because bald head is too shiny
A dad of three had his new passport photos rejected - because his bald head was too shiny.
Ian Down, 42, got the pictures taken at a photo-booth and handed them over with his documents at a passport office.
But a clerk at the Passport Service looked at the flash reflecting off Ian's head and asked: "What's that mark?"
Ian said: "I was shocked. I told them what it was but they said some countries might not let me in if they saw it."
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martha said...
That's such a weird thing. How can a bald person be denied a passport if his head is too shiny? On the other hand, I think the photographer taking his passport photo could have acted a bit smarter. Had he asked the man to apply some telcum or compact on his shiny head, this incident could have been easily avoided. Read the rest in comments

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North Pole May Be Ice-Free This Summer
It seems unimaginable, but for the first time in recorded history the North Pole may be free of ice this summer, according to a published report Friday.
If climate scientists' predictions hold true, the "unique" prospect of sailing in open waters at the North Pole, before the region cools in September, may become a shocking reality.
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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Man + ATV - Wasn’t a Good Idea


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Male Boobs - Training Bra - NSFW

I'm sorry $50,000,000 is the smallest I got

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Anonymous said...
50,000,000.00 ZWD = 0.0049377208 AUD
Whats it cost to buy a coffee?
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The Man said...
1 Zimbabwe Dollar = 0.0001075 US Dollar
1 US Dollar (U.S.D) = 9,300.00 Zimbabwe Dollars

How To...



Dr. House Exposed

BLOOPERS - NSFW

Child Molester - Blooper

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Fox News - Blooper

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Fox News Blooper "TOP COCK"

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Jennifer Lopez "BLOWJOB"

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News Screw-Up - "DRUG BUST DILDO"

What’s Left "Home Run"


Just for Laughs

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on the list was "comfortable underwear." Worried I’d make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?"
"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she said. "If you smile, put them back."
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NASA’s Mars Lander has found traces of ice and salt on Mars.
Now it’s searching for tequila.
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can’t buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Then, oil will come down.
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God help us Jesus was arrested in Mexico.
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From

Accident Waiting To Happen.

Bihar bridge is falling apart and nobody seems to care.
"Note To Self", if ever in India, never catch the train.
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Mad Izatie said...
Forget 'London Bridge is falling down'.
This one's gonna be catastrophic.

What the ...?

Tuesday the state Division of Motor Vehicles has notified nearly 10,000 holders of license plates with the letter combination. Officials learned last year the common acronym stands for a vulgar phrase in e-mail and cell phone text messages.
But this week, the DMV officials got another surprise when they learned the same letters appeared on the agency's own Web site on a sample personalized plate.
"I can't believe it," DMV Commissioner Bill Gore said Monday when told about the online glitch. "Obviously, I didn't know it was there."
Officials are removing the sample plate.

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Computer error prices gas at $1.40 at Ohio station
A computer error caused a Cincinnati area service station to sell gas for $1.40 instead of $4.10, leading to a major traffic jam. Vehicles clogged the area around a Marathon station in suburban Sycamore Township while the bargain was available for roughly three hours on Tuesday, until Hamilton County sheriff's deputies persuaded the station to shut down.
Tiffany Smith waited in line for two hours to take advantage of the deal. She says these days, her family has to decide between buying food or buying gas, and the fuel price glitch would allow her to do both.
The store clerk didn't know how to fix the problem and was having trouble reaching his store manager.
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Driver arrested after speeding 22 times in 45 days
A Nevada woman has been arrested after photo enforcement cameras on a Phoenix freeway captured her behind the wheel of a car speeding 22 times in a 45-day span, authorities said.
The woman, 24, was arrested by Arizona Department of Public Safety officers on suspicion of criminal speeding, reckless driving and endangerment.
During a 45-day period starting in May, DPS officials said the woman was captured by photo enforcement cameras on Loop 101 in Scottsdale 22 times, with her top speed at 92 mph.
The woman was living in Arizona temporarily when officers arrested her at her parent's north Scottsdale home last Friday, officials said.
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Bank robbery suspect tracked down by log sheet of a cab
Police say a suspect in a bank robbery on Long Island tried to get away by hailing a cab. Police say a man walked into a Washington Mutual Bank on Merrick Road in Copiague about 10:02 a.m. Tuesday and passed a note to a teller announcing a robbery and demanding cash.
The teller complied, handing over some money along with a dye pack.
Police said the pack exploded as the man fled, causing him to drop the cash - but not before his clothes were stained red.
A witness told responding officers of a man fitting the robber's description getting into a cab. Police tracked the passenger to his home where officers arrested him after noticing red dye on his clothes.
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NYC cops grab man in PJ’s chasing burglar
A burglar nearly got away clean after he yelled for help, causing two police officers to tackle the super of the building instead.
Police sources told the New York Post the Manhattan Community College officers grabbed Bobby Gardocki as Gardocki was chasing the suspect, who was screaming that a "crazy guy" was trying to kill him.
"The guy was yelling at no one in particular, 'Stop this crazy guy. He's trying to kill me!'" said Gardocki, who admitted he did look a little strange since he was chasing the guy in his pajamas.
A building tenant happened upon the scene and quickly convinced the officer they had the wrong man. The suspect, Michael Estrada of Queens, was picked up a short distance away and charged with stealing $3,000 in jewelry from an apartment.
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Man borrows car to buy crack, steals car
Myrtle Beach police are searching for a man who borrowed a vehicle to buy crack cocaine then stole the car, according to a police report.
A woman told police she met the suspect in the parking lot of the Admiral Inn last week. After a 20-minute conversation, the victim allowed the suspect to take her 2008 Kia Spectra to buy crack cocaine, the report states.
The suspect told the victim he would give her some cocaine in exchange for letting him borrow the vehicle, the report states. The suspect told the victims he would return the car the following night but didn't.
The victim told police that the suspect was from North Carolina and was accompanied by two prostitutes when he took the vehicle.
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Teen Faces Charges After Mooning Graduation Audience
A New York high school graduate is facing criminal charges after dropping his pants while picking up his diploma.
David Turano, 18, mooned hundreds of students, family members and faculty during the Briarcliff High School graduation ceremony.
Turano walked across the stage, accepted his diploma and then lowered his pants -- exposing himself from both the behind and the front.
"I looked and I saw him moon us and I was in shock, I didn't even know what was going on. I didn't know what to say or do," said classmate Nicole Lacey-Thompson.
"It was really sad, when I was walking down I was holding my friends hand when I was graduating because I was really sad and I just thought it was really rude," added Lexi Dumas.
Seconds after the incident school officials took back Turano's diploma and are now withholding it.
He was arrested after the ceremony and now faces charges of disorderly conduct.
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Surgeon Suspended After Removing Wrong Lung
A New Jersey surgeon's medical license was suspended after state regulators found he removed the wrong lung from a patient, then tried to conceal the error.
The State Board of Medical Examiners found Dr. Santusht Perera removed a portion of the patient's right lung when he should have been removing a tumor in the left lung, the state Attorney General's Office said Wednesday.
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Saudi Marriage Official Says 1-Year-Old Brides OK
Call it marriage, Islamic style.
Saudi marriage officiant Dr. Ahmad al-Mu’bi told Lebanese television viewers last week that it’s permissible for girls as young as 1 to marry — as long as sex is postponed.
Al-Mu’bi’s remarkable comments also included an explanation that "there is no minimal age for entering marriage."
"You can have a marriage contract even with a 1-year-old girl, not to mention a girl of 9, 7 or 8," he said. "But is the girl ready for sex or not?" What is the appropriate age for sex for the first time? This varies according to environment and tradition," al-Mu’bi said.
Click here to view al-Mu’bi’s interview with LBC-TV.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Mustard Anyone?

Amber said...
I don't think I like mustard
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Why Do We Eat Oysters?

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Many believe that oysters were originally labeled "aphrodisiac" because of their shape.
Upon close inspection, they somewhat resemble the female sex organ. This could be a reason why people in the past associated mussels with sexuality. Sexual appetite, more often than not, starts in the mind rather than in the body, so oysters could have a psychological effect on the libido.
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Mad Izatie said...
Looks very familiar. :D
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The Man said...
You have seen something like this before?
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Mad Izatie said...
uhuh. I certainly have. :)

What do you think guys is she hot or what?

Even in war there's beauty.
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Ghazban said...
cute... but looks a little crazy too.
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The Man said...
She doesn't look crazy to me.
She looks she likes a good time and smiling for the camera

The 25 Best High-Tech Pranks

Everyone loves a good laugh, and in the age of electronics, high-tech hijinks are just waiting to be pulled off. So snuggle up to your screen and get ready to unleash all sorts of shenanigans as we present the 25 best high-tech pranks known to man.

Architect Looks to Construct First Moving Tower in Dubai

Introducing the world's first swirling skyscraper — 80 extravagant floors moving independently up to once an hour to form an ever-changing profile on the skyline.
An Italian architect said he is poised to start construction on a new skyscraper in Dubai that will be "the world's first building in motion," an 80-story tower with revolving floors that give it an ever-shifting shape.
The spinning floors, hung like rings around an immobile cement core, would offer residents a constantly changing view of the Persian Gulf and the city's skyline.
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Preview of World's First Rotating Skyscraper

Imagine that

A German town has scrapped all traffic lights and road signs to make the streets safer.

President Bush's Olympic Speech

President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games.
He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath..."
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

You can run but you can’t hide from the police
Police say they found a man who stole 10 pistols and six rifles from a Jacksonville gun store in the trash bin behind a Taco Bell.When officers responded to a burglary at Shooters of Jacksonville early Sunday, they reported seeing a Ford Mustang pull away from the business quickly with its lights off. The Mustang eventually pulled into the Taco Bell parking lot where it crashed into a pole. A security guard saw the driver jump into a trash bin behind the restaurant, where police eventually caught the man.
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Castration for Sex Criminals
Sex offenders facing indefinite jail terms could be released if they agreed to chemical castration under reforms to controversial laws aimed at keeping dangerous prisoners behind bars.
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12-year-old girl, Charged With Distributing Nude Pic of Classmate
Westport girl has been charged with distributing a nude photo of a classmate to fellow students.
The investigation began on May 12 when the incident was reported to Westport police after word circulated throughout Coleytown Middle School that a nude snapshot was taken during a video chat and distributed to others.
The girl is being referred to Juvenile Court in Norwalk on a charge of second-degree breach of peace, which involves the distribution of offensive and indecent material. Her name is not being released because of her age.
"In light of how sensitive this case is for all the families involved, I don't feel it's appropriate to comment at this time," said Mark Sherman, an attorney for the girl.
The arrest comes amid growing worries among parents about teenagers snapping naked pictures of themselves on their cell phones and sending them to their boyfriends and girlfriends. Many of the pictures are falling into the wrong hands or being posted on the Internet, leading to criminal charges.
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Worker stops burglary with cell phone
A Jacksonville, Fla., bike store employee said he pretended his cell phone was a gun to threaten a burglary suspect and then sat on the man until help arrived.
The Purcell's Motorcycle and Marine World employee said he spotted the suspect, identified by police as Hector Ivan Arroyo-Medina, attempting to drag a dirt bike through a hole that had been cut in the business' fence about 4 a.m. Tuesday.
The worker said he pointed his cell phone at the suspect.
"The low battery beeps a red light, and when I saw it I was thinking of one of those tazers. So, I got close to him and said, 'Freeze or I'll shoot you,'" the employee said.
He said he ordered the suspect to lie on the ground in the middle of the road and the employee sat on him until they were spotted by a Jacksonville Fire-Rescue vehicle.
"The firemen asked me because (the suspect) said I had a weapon and I had him pretty scared and they asked, 'Where is your weapon?' And I said, 'It's just a cell phone,' and they all started laughing. You could tell he was not very happy that a cell phone ended his reign," the employee said.
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Dumb & Dumber
Jail escape attempt ends in police chief's office
An escape attempt from the Alton city jail ended when one inmate crashed through the ceiling and into the police chief's unoccupied office.
Two inmates accused of escape were held Monday night in the Hidalgo County Jail on bond totaling $105,000.
Police say the pair tried to flee through the air conditioning system around 3 a.m. Saturday, but a dispatcher monitoring security video noticed them.
Alton Police Chief Baldemar Flores said that the vent is small. The second inmate was trying to get into the vent, police said.
Jesus Albert Suarez Chavez, 17, and Roman Orozco Martinez, 22, are charged with burglary of a vehicle, evading arrest, resisting arrest, assault on a public servant and making a terrorist threat.
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Thieves steal electronics from fast moving truck
Six Romanians have been arrested on allegations they stole mobile phones and laptops from the back of a tractor-trailer as they followed it down a German autobahn at 60 miles per hour, Dortmund police said Tuesday.
"It was an extremely dangerous stunt - like an action film," said Manfred Radecke, a spokesman for Dortmund police.
Officers, having been tipped off about the gang's tactics, were able to stake out an area and watch the thieves in action last week, Radecke said.
In the nighttime darkness, with their lights off, the men drove up behind a transport truck.
Once in place, one man climbed onto the hood of his own car, then used a bolt cutter to break a lock on the trailer door before heaving it open and climbing inside. He then handed boxes of electronics back to a second man on the car hood, who loaded them into the thieves' vehicle, Radecke said.
A second car blocked the left lane during the operation to prevent other cars from pulling too close, he said.
Because both cars had their headlights off, Radecke said, the truck driver never noticed he was being robbed.
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Having Embarrassing Conditions
Incontinence is a major problem for 3 million English people. This embarrassing ailment is the inability to control urine elimination, which causes sufferers to accidentally pass urine. People of any gender or age can experience urinary incontinence, although the condition affects many more women than guys. In addition to this, it is more common in older people, particularly the 40 and over. This would suck big time.
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FAMILY DOG SHOT BY COP IN FRONT OF CHILD FOR NO REASON
Sally lay for about 45 minutes dying after Damien Allen shot her, just 3 feet from her family's front door. A .40 caliber slug is an extremely powerful and destructive round. It can kill a deer at short distances. (Sally left behind 9 puppies)
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Mad Izatie said...
Why the hell would anyone want to shoot a dog for no reason?
Cruel bastard! Why are people so damn mean?
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Just Another Funny Video

Pole dancing is the one thing a blonde would be able to do.
Wrong!

Never Ending Supply Of "DUMBASS" People

Shotgun recoil hits mans nuts

Shotgun recoil hits nuts
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Chazza said...
Does he want kids?

Caught on Camera

Stupid Biker Gets Run Over by a Car

Hotshot Biker Gets Run Over by a Car on Highway

Bizarre Japanese Game Show

Real or Fake Orgasm

Bizarre Japanese Game Show: Real or Fake Orgasm

SHOPPING TIP: Don't Buy Food at Walmart

Something staring back at me in a can of green beans
Texas wedding caterer Dale Cane found a dead rat's head in one of the twenty cans of Allen's Italian Green Beans he bought at Walmart. Allen's quickly offered Cane $200 if he agreed to keep quiet, and assured him that "the Pasteurization process renders the product sterile and completely safe for consumption." Even worse, this isn't the first time a dead rat's head popped up in a can of Allen's Green Beans...
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Something Nasty Wriggles My Way
I stopped at the local Wal-Mart this morning to buy Ibuprofen whilst checking out, I noticed a bag of trail mix and decided that I would grab some. I had not had any in a while.
I opened them up just a little while ago and began to savor the nutty, salty, sweet goodness. I let the taste develop in my mouth for as long as I could before having to swallow it. I grabbed another handful, and another. Before I knew it, I had eaten approximately 1/4 of the contents of the bag.
It was in the next handful that I noticed something peculiar. Staring at me from in between two raisins was this dehydrated worm like creature. The length and girth of it reminds me of a leech, but the ridges on it remind me of an earthworm.
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Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch

A minor league ball girl makes an incredible catch on a foul ball in left field.
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Someone says it was a advertisement for Gatorade
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Stacy said...
Never underestimate a woman when she goes after something she wants

“THE ORIGINAL WEB MASTER”


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Thief caught on camera for third time
Footage revealed that it took Milsom just six seconds to smash the window and grab the sat nav from the undercover vehicle
James Milsom, 21, was filmed breaking into the covert vehicle, just six weeks after he was released from prison for stealing a sat nav from another unmarked police car.
It was the third time he had been caught in identical operations in just four months.
Footage revealed that it took him just six seconds to smash the window and grab the sat nav from a vehicle in Bristol before escaping in daylight.
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Clothing-optional condo pool?
Tampa condo offers buyers clothing-optional pool
Free upgrades and paid closing costs not enough incentive to buy a condo in a sluggish housing market? How about nude swimming and sunbathing? The developers of Arbors at Branch Creek, a Tampa condo conversion, are hoping a clothing-optional pool will attract buyers. "We know there are people out there who will enjoy this amenity," said Christine Pirkle, director of sales for project-developer Eden Condominiums. "It's just become more accepted and people who want this option don't have very much of it."
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God arrested near Tampa church
Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.
Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.
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Son turns his dead dad into a teapot
John Lowndes has no problem stirring up happy memories of his dad after putting his ashes in an urn with a difference.
He found that when Ian died 10 years ago aged 75, one of the things he missed most was their tradition of putting the world to rights over a nice cup of tea..
So he brewed up the idea of giving him leaf eternal by having his ashes mixed with clay to make a teapot.
John, 54, said: "Those cups of tea with dad were special and when he died I really missed them."
John, of Broad Haven, Pembs, approached local potter Neil Richardson who made two teapots - in case one breaks. John added: "Dad would understand. The only thing more appropriate would have been a pint glass."
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Man Charged With Driving Wheelchair While Drunk on Highway
A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday.
Officers in a patrol car noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair about 10 a.m. Friday on an exit lane near the tourist city of Cairns, regional traffic Inspector Bob Waters said. Cars were swerving to get around him, Waters said.
The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 — more than six times the legal driving limit. He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court on July 7, where he faces a stiff fine if convicted.
"The vehicles that we normally hear about with drink driving are the family car, the truck, the motorbike," Waters said. "But there are also other classes of vehicles that are subject to drink-driving laws," including horses, bicycles, and motorized wheelchairs.
The man, whose name was not released, told police he was making a nine-mile trip from his home to a friend's place, Waters said.
"He placed himself in a very dangerous situation," he said.
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Man Arrested for Kidnaping, Mother Over Death of Pet Skunk
A man accused of assaulting and tying up his mother because he was reportedly mad about the death of his pet skunk has been arrested in Waldron, authorities said.
Authorities say 35-year-old Scott Tolles Sullivan was arrested early Saturday in Waldron. He is being held without bail in Van Buren. Authorities say he hid from police in an attic and was arrested after police shot him with a bean bag gun.
Sullivan's mother, 56-year-old Maria Sullivan, called police Wednesday night after freeing herself from duct tape and rope, authorities said. Maria Sullivan told police that her son became upset when he learned that her dog killed his pet skunk.
According to police, Sullivan said her son hit her with a homemade club and tied her up. She says Scott Sullivan also tied up a 14-year-old disabled boy who is under her care.
Scott Sullivan was arrested on suspicion of two counts of kidnaping and domestic battery.
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Man survives shooting himself in the head
A 36-year-old Salina man survived shooting himself in the head after pulling the trigger of a gun he thought was empty. Shannon D. Austin avoided serious injury when the .22-caliber revolver discharged a bullet above one of his eyes on Sunday morning, said Salina Police Deputy Chief Carson Mansfield.
The bullet hit Austin's skull above an eye, but didn't penetrate the bone. Austin was treated at a local hospital, where police ticketed him for shooting a firearm within city limits.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Does anyone know what is the name of this odd looking car?

If you don't know click your mouse below.
BMW Isetta Car
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BlackCrypt said...
Thats Urkells car!
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The Man said...
The first time I saw one of these I was eight years old of course I didn't know what it was called since it was many years before Family Matter was on T.V.
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GOD said...
BMW
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The Man said...
GOD doesn't know the "Name of the Car!"
I thought "GOD" knows everything?
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Anonymous said...
Its an Isetta.
BMW is hinting at releasing a new model following in the Isetta footsteps.
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TimO said...
In Columbus Ohio we had a local TV clown in the '60s called "Flippo the Clown" who started his show by driving up to the studio in one. (Sadly, he just passed away a couple of years ago...) There is a couple of these cars in a great antique car museum in Clearwater FL by the airport.
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Werner said...
It's a BMW Isetta which was rather popular in the 1950ties in Germany. The German nickname for that tiny vehicle was "Knutschkugel"
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Welcome To Bobs

It’s not your house it’s mine so...

Otherwise, “Shit and get off the pot.”


Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

It doesn’t get any easier for cops when a suspect falls at their feet
A 48-year-old man sought by police officers on a felony charge in Riverside, Calif., accidentally fell right at their feet, police say.
The Riverside Police Department said in a news release that when police officers were at a residence trying to find Henry Gabriel Pereyra to speak with the suspect, he fell through a ceiling and landed right in front of them.
Pereyra had been suspected of violating a restraining order and police were alerted to his presence in the home Friday by a civilian process server. The server told police officers Pereyra was allegedly in the home of his estranged wife despite the court order.
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Drunk driver in a stolen car possessed pot, switchblade
Tyler Lunday was driving a stolen car while drunk and without a license Saturday morning, while also in possession of an illegal knife, marijuana and an open container of alcohol, say police.
Based on those allegations, Lunday, 22, of 400 Portsmouth Avenue, Greenland, is facing a felony count of receiving stolen property and class A misdemeanor charges of driving while intoxicated/second offense, drug possession, operating without a valid license, open container and carrying an illegal switchblade.
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Girl who "Cop a Feel" when she grabbed officer's groin jailed
An aspiring model convicted of grabbing a trooper's genitals while being booked for driving while intoxicated is in jail without bail for violating probation a second time this year.
Taryn McCarthy, 22, of 529 Union St., is scheduled to be video-arraigned Monday on a charge of probation violation alleging she failed a Breathalyzer test in spite of a court order to abstain from alcohol.
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College girls banned from whistling at builders
A further education college is having to protect builders from wolf-whistling girls, in a reversal of traditional gender stereotypes.
The students have been advised that their attentions constitute harassment and are wholly unacceptable
Officials at West Kent College in Tonbridge, Kent, sent an email to all pupils warning that the behavior was "totally unacceptable", and saying any students caught harassing contractors would face disciplinary action.
The email was sent after a demolition team started work on a £94 million, three-year building project at the campus.
The email read: "It has come to the attention of the college that some female students have been making comments to, or whistling at, the builders both whilst on site and as they walk around the campus.
Meanwhile new laws could see wolf-whistling builders placed on the sex offenders register. The Sexual Offences (Scotland) Bill will create a new offence of "communicating indecently", punishable by up to 10 years in jail.
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Store Register Rage?
Handing her 8-month-old off to a store employee, a Family Dollar Store customer yanked hair out of the head of another woman in line, choked the woman’s mother and chomped down on a police officer’s finger Wednesday, according to an arrest report.
The incident took place about 6 p.m. at the 2049 S. U.S. 1 store, according to the report. The suspect, Tiffany Mashae Brown, 24, of 16th Street, attacked the victims because she was irate about being directed to a different register than the one she started at.
Brown hit the 34-year-old woman in the face and upper body and then scratched her face and pulled her hair so that blond strands littered the store.
Brown bit the last victim, a Fort Pierce Police Department officer, when he struggled to detain her due to her large size — 265 pounds, according to the report.
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Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71.
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.
Carlin's jokes constantly pushed accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" -- all of which are more or taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail -- and typically unapologetic on his release.
A Wisconsin judge dismissed the case, saying the language was indecent but citing free speech and the lack of any disturbance.
When the words were later played on a New York radio station, they resulted in a Supreme Court ruling in 1978 upholding the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language during hours when children might be listening.
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Baseball and Football

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George Carlin Airport Security

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George Carlin-I used to be Irish Catholic
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KC said...
Say it not so!
He was funnier than a kick to the crotch!
RIP George Carlin.
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George Carlin - Defrags the 10 Commandments
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Mad Izatie said...
ah, rest in peace, old fart.
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