Monday, December 10, 2007

Signs

Signs. . .
We see them everyday, in nearly every placewe go.
Here are some we wanted to share that just may lead to misunderstanding. . .
(and a laugh or two!)


In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES...
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHESWHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEA POT AND
STAND UPSIDEDOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONGAND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS ADAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ,
THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOWTO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

What else do you need?


No one expected her to make it to three days

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HO! HO! HO! Naughty Girls

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Love is in the Air...


Mobile home


Knocked Out By Slap

A guy agrees to let his friend slap him in the face thinking its no big deal.

Naughty and Nice


Someone didn't get the memo about using condoms

This is what you get.



Here's a dog pulling a car

(Who) Do You Get When You Cross...?

Who do you get when you cross Seinfeld's
Lt. Bookman, Bob Marley and Marilu Henner?


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Have A Very Funny Christmas

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Small Bits of News

Missing Dog Held For Ransom
"I don't know how to describe what this kind of thing feels like."A man dealing with the theft of his canine companion says a thief is apparently holding his dog for ransom.
"I've never been through an experience like this in my life," says Bill Whiting. Whiting is beside himself over his beloved beagle mix, Edna.
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Formerly Police Officer Charged In Robberies
Jason Brooks told people he wanted to be an Oakland police officer. His firsthand look at how police work probably ended those aspirations.
Brooks, 24, an unemployed U.S. Army veteran has been charged with 18 armed robberies of East Bay businesses, including at least seven in Oakland, police said Friday. He has admitted involvement in the robberies, as have two suspected accomplices who have also been charged in some of the heists, police said.
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