Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Her Rack Says It All
Brook’s modeling career began at 16 after winning a beauty competition, her early work was in a range of advertising campaigns, including for the new “Bravissimo” company that specializes in bras and lingerie for big breasted women, and for Foster’s beer. Brook is 5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm) tall, and her voluptuous figure caught the eye of the editorial team of the Daily Star who began featuring her as a Page Three girl. Brook has also done a large amount of commercial swimwear, sportswear, hosiery modeling, and a limited amount of nude & semi-nude modeling. Some modeling work for Triumph Bras caused quite a stir because of specially commissioned 50-foot high billboards of Brook’s bust.Translation: She is famous because of her lovely rack.
Websites of interest to some
Retro Arcade Gaming Fan Heaven Is Worth Infinite Quarters
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GROSS OUT - A Set of Man-Boobs (Prankies)
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VERY FUNNY - Moments in Pooping Pants (Unibrow)
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WHAT A IDIOT - The Greatest Face-Plant Ever! (Nothing Toxic)
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LMAO FUNNY - News Reporter Gets a Face Full of Pole (I Am Bored)
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NEED TO BE CRAZY - An INSANE Bike Path (Linkognito)
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GROSS OUT - A Set of Man-Boobs (Prankies)
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VERY FUNNY - Moments in Pooping Pants (Unibrow)
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WHAT A IDIOT - The Greatest Face-Plant Ever! (Nothing Toxic)
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LMAO FUNNY - News Reporter Gets a Face Full of Pole (I Am Bored)
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NEED TO BE CRAZY - An INSANE Bike Path (Linkognito)
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FUNNY ANIMATION - Born To Be Wild…. Baby Boomer Style
Looks like a bad day at the office for someone!
How the Hell did this happen?
A Rookie Takes Over The Ship
or
When The Captain Was Drunk
Dutch Inventors Unveil Gas-Pumping Robot
Dutch inventors have unveiled a high-tech gas-pumping robot, priced at a hefty $110,000, that works by "registering the car on arrival at the filling station and matching it to a database of fuel cap designs and fuel types." Video after the jump. Click here for first picture in gallery..
Bob’s Party Gone Wild
One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. Then he saw Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
”Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the UPS man comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?”
The UPS man thinks a moment and says, “How do you play WHO AM I?”
“Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our ’privates’ showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The UPS man laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responded. “Your name came up seven times...
”Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the UPS man comments.
Bob, in obvious pain, replies “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?”
The UPS man thinks a moment and says, “How do you play WHO AM I?”
“Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our ’privates’ showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The UPS man laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responded. “Your name came up seven times...
Ice fishing
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife - she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, and then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.”
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife - she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, and then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.”
Small Bits of News
Baby survives being thrown from blazing building
This is the amazing moment a baby was thrown from the upper story of a fire-ravaged building - and caught by a hero rescue worker. Nine people, including five children, were killed in the fire in a house in the western German city of Ludwigshafen. There's a photo gallery here.
Woman's roast turkey turns into a pig
Val Palmer, of Lansdown Road, Sidcup, was astonished when she cooked her turkey and realized it looked like a pig. What do you think?
Grandmother cops eyeful of postman's 'package'
An Australia Post worker delivered a nasty surprise to an elderly Brisbane grandmother, exposing his erect penis while handing over her mail. A father of four who worked as a sub contractor for Australia Post, had been delivering a parcel to the woman when she invited him inside to put it down. As he handed her a clipboard to sign for the item, the woman noticed Vaele's erect penis poking 10cm out of his shorts. "He does admit that the shorts he was wearing were too short to be inside the house,"
Woman put seatbelt on case of beer but not on baby
Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.
On Sunday a deputy saw a car drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South. The deputy stopped the car. Investigators say the woman, who identified herself as Tina Williams, smelled of alcohol. According to the report, Williams told the deputy she never had a license and was running out of gas.
The deputy saw a case of Busch beer in the front seat with a seat belt around it, and a baby girl in the backseat. When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."Williams told the deputy she had a few drinks. The deputy arrested her for DUI after she failed a field sobriety test.Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
This is the amazing moment a baby was thrown from the upper story of a fire-ravaged building - and caught by a hero rescue worker. Nine people, including five children, were killed in the fire in a house in the western German city of Ludwigshafen. There's a photo gallery here.
Woman's roast turkey turns into a pig
Val Palmer, of Lansdown Road, Sidcup, was astonished when she cooked her turkey and realized it looked like a pig. What do you think?
Grandmother cops eyeful of postman's 'package'
An Australia Post worker delivered a nasty surprise to an elderly Brisbane grandmother, exposing his erect penis while handing over her mail. A father of four who worked as a sub contractor for Australia Post, had been delivering a parcel to the woman when she invited him inside to put it down. As he handed her a clipboard to sign for the item, the woman noticed Vaele's erect penis poking 10cm out of his shorts. "He does admit that the shorts he was wearing were too short to be inside the house,"
Woman put seatbelt on case of beer but not on baby
Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.
On Sunday a deputy saw a car drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South. The deputy stopped the car. Investigators say the woman, who identified herself as Tina Williams, smelled of alcohol. According to the report, Williams told the deputy she never had a license and was running out of gas.
The deputy saw a case of Busch beer in the front seat with a seat belt around it, and a baby girl in the backseat. When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."Williams told the deputy she had a few drinks. The deputy arrested her for DUI after she failed a field sobriety test.Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
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