Police Comments taken off actual police car videos around the country: . 16. You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through. . 15. Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while. . 14. If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document. . 13. If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired. . 12. Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you. . 11. You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh? . 10. Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor? . 9. Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket. . 8. The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? . 7. Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop. . 6. Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven. . 5. In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC. . 4. How big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had? . 3. No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can. . 2. I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail. . AND THE WINNER IS…. 1. You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. . Sincerely, P. Niss . . The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. . Sincerely, V. Gina
Caught on Tape: Cop's Beating of Female Inmate Sends Her to Hospital. . Family Finds Missing Woman In Their Minivan. POMONA, Calif. — A woman reported missing for several days was found stabbed to death in a minivan by family members who were called by police to pick up the vehicle because it was illegally parked near a California Courthouse, according to reports. .. Girl, 12, Says Dad Mutilate Mom, Was Forced to Help Dump Body. . British Schoolboy, 12, Falls to Death During Class Trip. VIENNA, Austria — A 12-year-old British boy on a school trip has died and his friend was hurt after they plunged down a ravine on a darkened Alpine mountain. . 4 Dead in Minnesota School Bus Crash. COTTONWOOD, Minn. — A school bus and several other vehicles crashed in southwestern Minnesota Tuesday, killing four students and forcing the first-arriving motorists to rush some of the injured to nearby hospitals. . Stanford drops tuition for some students Palo Alto -- In a radical change to its financial aid program, Stanford University will announce today that it will no longer charge tuition to students whose families earn less than $100,000 a year. In addition, the university will waive room and board fees for students whose families earn less than $60,000 a year.
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