Sunday, November 4, 2007

Dude Gets Nailed By Phone

A chick is talking on an old style phone walks to the printer the cord gets stretched out and ends up slipping off her shoulder and nailing her coworker in the nuts.

That's a BIG WORD for such a LITTLE GIRL

What kind of twisted mind comes up with this shit?

Japan you have the ability to add
kinky weirdness to anything, including Pokemon:

Some interesting gynecological details of Pikaku anatomy
that the otaku authorities are unaware of if you look closely

Things do srink over time.

First Digital Clock
Monster Clock Has No Hands (Dec, 1933)
Moving numerals, three feet high, will tell Londoners the time when a monster clock now under construction in one of this British city’s railroad stations is completed. The big timepiece is believed the largest without hands ever built. Three endless belts of steel slats, driven by an electric motor, carry the numbers past a rectangular window high on the station wall where they are made visible. Each numeral is outlined by silvered disks of reflecting material, and floodlights play upon the figures to make them show up clearly at a distance. The movement of the belts is governed automatically from a control panel with an extremely accurate master clock, which in turn is constantly regulated from the observatory at Greenwich. The steel roller on which the hour numerals are shown is thirty-seven feet long and the blinds weigh about 15,000 pounds.
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If They Only Had A Brain!

Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. He, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself.

Cheap Seats

Super Economy Seating

WOW talk about over booking!

A dog remains loyal to its master even after his death

An honest business tells their costumers why they're opening late

"When in doubt, tell the truth."
"Honesty is always best."

24-year-old woman claims to have over 200 orgasms a day

I have 200 orgasms every day!
PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.
She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.
Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.
She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."
As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.
"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.
Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.
She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.
She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.
"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.
"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.
"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."
She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.
Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.
"If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea," she said, adding, "Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."
All together now, aaaahhhhh!

Small Bits of News

Man Nabbed After Chase
In a bizarre incident that held up traffic on the westbound 210 Freeway for nearly three hours Thursday morning, police arrested a Claremont man who drew their fire by reaching into his waistband for what turned out to be a sex toy.
"We find the oddest things on people. I have found that type of thing on people many times," Upland police Sgt. Cliff Mathews said of his 16-year career in law enforcement. "But related to an officer-involved shooting, no."
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Wanted Posters Of Boob Cheats
A plastic surgeon cheated out of money for operations has handed over unique wanted posters to police - before and after photos of his boob jobs.
Dr Michael Koenig, of Cologne, Germany, claims a number of women registered for procedures under fake numbers and absconded without paying.
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Man Who Missed Flight Jumps Airport Fence
A British citizen who apparently missed his flight Wednesday night decided to try a different tactic to catch a plane: He ran across all lanes of Interstate 94, through a field, across railroad tracks and jumped over a barbed wire fence.
His attempt was put to a final halt by an airport security guard who tackled the man and sat on him, WDIV-TV in Detroit reported. The 22-year-old was in custody while police and airport officials tried to figure out what he was up to.
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Police Looking For McDonald's Robber
Fond du Lac police are looking for a man they say robbed the McDonald's on W. Johnson St. Thursday night.
Investigators say the robbery happened just before midnight, when the man rode up the drive-up window on a bicycle and demanded money.
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See SHOCKING before and after pictures of dimwits who
actually paid big to have their ears made pointed like Mr. Spock.

Hell no!