Your Own Personal Countertop Beer Cooler and Tap

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/74248.asp

Slip a five-liter keg of your favorite brew into this Countertop Beer Cooler and Tap, and satisfy that beer jones in style. The thing even has an LED showing adjustable temperature. It has another advantage over some of the other countertop taps we've seen, too, because it lets you take it on the road or on the boat with its included AC/DC power adapter.

There's no pesky pumping necessary, either, because it uses CO2 cartridges, and you can even adjust the CO2 content with a pressure gauge. If it works as advertised, it can keep that beer nice and cold all the way down to 37°.

Sure beats the hell out of those beer bongs the guys have been trying to convince me to quaff. I especially like the window that lets you see that keg nestled inside, staying frosty cool and awaiting the consumption of its frothy contents. Available at the end of this month, pick one up for that Labor Day bash for $299.95

Body Billboard

This arm belongs to Joe Tamargo, marketing genius, delusional dimwit or both, I don't really know.

Some people do tigers, others do Zunes, some Nintendos and even Windows crashes, but Joe's tattoos are completely unknown sites. He sells body space for advertising, like the now-obsolete

SaveMarthaStewart.com

Are you being watch by a "SPY CAMERA?"

Woman Finds Camera Attached To Public Toilet
(CBS) SALT LAKE CITY A woman who had just used a public bathroom at a Spanish Fork gas station discovered that a camera was hidden on the toilet tank and her restroom visit was allegedly caught on video by a voyeur.
Police say Saturday night around 10:30 p.m. Mindy Carpowich was preparing to leave the bathroom stall at a Chevron station when she noticed a black wire dangling from behind the toilet tank.
After a closer inspection Carpowich discovered the wire was connected to a tiny camera drawing power from a 9 volt battery, all stowed behind the toilet.
“It was facing a little bit up so they could see everything,” says Carpowich.

For the complete story

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_233021512.html

SURPRISE ENDING

Long Summer

Long Summer

Now Days,

WHY 80% of women are against marriage?

Because women realize it's not worth getting an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like.......

1. Men are like Laxatives.....They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas.....The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather.....Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders.....You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials.....You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores.....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds.....They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara.....They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn.....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.....You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps.....Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots.....All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

What gender is your computer?

Here are the arguments for both sides:

It’s male because:

No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

or….

It’s female because:

In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model

GOT YOUR NOSE

OUCH!!!

Maybe I shouldn't had that last one for the road

What People May Think Of You

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Don'ts

Just remember when visiting the fortress in St. Petersburg, Russia that you can do anything you want EXCEPT......

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Thank you and have a nice day.

Strange News

Vibrator robber jailed.
A robber who held up a bookmaker's shop in Leicester with his girlfriend's vibrator has been jailed. Nicki Jex, 27, of Braunstone, Leicester, hid the sex toy in a carrier bag pretending it was a gun, Leicester Crown Court heard. The manager at Ladbrokes in Narborough Road handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her on 27 December 2006, the court heard. On Monday, Jex, who pleaded guilty to robbery, was jailed for five years.

Ann Summers to install peep holes in changing rooms
Saucy clothes chain Ann Summers is hoping that installing peep holes on the changing room of its Princes Street store is the answer to luring more male shoppers. The cubicles in the new-look store will have small spy hole windows at eye-level. The idea is that women can throw open the peep hole, allowing their partners a look at what they have to look forward to, without having to step out in front of other shoppers. So convinced are the management of the peepholes' popularity that it already plans to roll them out to the company's other stores over the next three years. Jacqueline Gold, chief executive of the family's £520 million empire, said the spy holes would be one of the main attractions of the revamped store. "An innovation will be a spy hole window that opens on the inside so that customers who want to parade for their partners can offer a peep show for their partners outside." Ms Gold, 45, and said the firm was simply catering for public demand.

He makes it look so easy...

Strong guy throws up two girls and catches them one in each hand.