Saturday, October 11, 2008

Beauty and the Beast

No rain welcomed!

Would you drive either one of these vehicles?

2 TDs in 5 Seconds

In one of the greatest comebacks in High School Football history.

Watch this Dutch interviewer lose it on live TV

A man was interviewed on a Dutch television show after losing both of his testicles in a medical accident. The result of the botched surgery was a high pitched voice.

Would You Date Me?

My Big Big Gun

Tickle My Butt

Don't ask Don't Teletubby

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Wyatt Earp Arrested
Whoa there, pardner! A lily-livered desperado from Manhattan is ruining the good name of the Wild West's top lawman, police sources said.
Wyatt Earp, 46, of East 63rd Street, wound up in the hoosegow this week after he went on a Tombstone-style stampede through the Staten Island home of his ex-wife, sources said.
He was ordered held yesterday on $25,000 bail on charges of burglary, contempt and criminal mischief.
If I Was President
Those who say John McCain and Barack Obama waffle on the issues should vote for gun-toting, meat-loving rocker Ted Nugent, who makes no bones about what he'd do as president. "I would instruct the US military warriors to do their job - win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary," Nugent writes in his new book, "Ted, White and Blue." He'd also "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them." I would as well end diplomatic immunity and taxpayer health care for elected officials. The "Cat Scratch Fever" wild man would eliminate welfare, and "able-bodied Americans who refuse to work will be sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France." As for the UN, "I would refuse to pay one red cent more to the UN until other nations pony up their fair share - but maintain membership just to keep our eyes on the bastards."
Strong-arm robber in Mich. ends up $30 in the hole
Police said a strong-arm robber got locked in a chokehold by his intended victim and ended up $30 in the hole. Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren said the robber approached a 36-year-old man and demanded money on Tuesday night.
When the robber tried to flee with $50, police said he was tackled by his victim. The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens and The Detroit News reported the man got the robber in a chokehold and demanded his cash back.
Detective Lt. Michael Torey said the victim got his money back and that the robber was so scared he gave the man $80.
NY election mix-up: 'Osama' on the ballot
Who is running for president? In an upstate New York county, hundreds of voters have been sent absentee ballots in which they could vote for "Barack Osama."
The absentee ballots sent to voters in Rensselaer County identified the two presidential candidates as "Barack Osama" and "John McCain." In the United States, the best-known individual named Osama is Osama bin Laden, leader of the al Qaida terrorist group behind the 2001 attacks that destroyed the World Trade Center in New York City.

Australian News
Teen Who Overdosed at Party Begged for Help, Was Ignored
Australian teenager Melanie Boyd begged her friends to call for help after taking a lethal cocktail of booze and drugs, an inquest was told.
But by the time an ambulance was called, three hours after she was found "blue" and "struggling to breathe," the popular Townsville private school student, 16, was dead.
In a tearful apology Thursday, Matthew Aubrey, 20, told an inquest into her June 2006 death that the first-time drug taker wanted to call for help when two fellow drug users at the "pharm party" fell into fits of convulsions.
But the six partygoers talked each other out of calling for an ambulance — because they did not want to involve the police.
"It was not my party, not my house, not my call," said the youth, who was 18 at the time and the oldest at the party.
"Knowing what I know now, I wish I was smarter."
Parents Laurie and Julie Boyd angrily refused to accept his emotional plea for forgiveness as well as that of the teenage girl who supplied the drugs and hosted the beachfront house party.
Tourist Bashed to Death by Waiters
Waiters have allegedly beaten an Australian tourist to death for being "arrogant" while ordering a beer in an Indian restaurant.
John Kelly, 65, is reported to have died of internal injuries sustained when he was beaten by staff at the Club City Restaurant in the Indian resort region of Goa yesterday.
The incident follows the murder of 15-year-old British tourist Scarlett Keeling, who was allegedly raped and left for dead by two local men in Goa in February.
The local reports said Mr Kelly's beating followed an altercation in which he displayed an "arrogant attitude".
He reportedly arrived in Goa on September 29 and entered the bar at 8am local time on Wednesday.
Some reports said security staff at the bar joined in the bashing.
Mayor who wanted 'uglies' gets 'bloody attractive' girls
The unrepentant mayor of an outback town who begged ugly girls to move to his town to snag a man has said some "bloody attractive" girls applied instead.
John Molony, the mayor of Mount Isa attracted a flood of protest in August when he tried to solve a gender imbalance in the small town by suggesting that "happiness awaits" "beauty-disadvantaged women" who moved there.
However, Mr Molony, who refused apologize for his remarks, said he had now been contacted by more than 50 women intrigued by the offer: some of them were "bloody attractive".
"It's getting a bit embarrassing, because some of these girls are beautiful," he said.
"While the media were beating me over the head with a stick, girls were sending me emails from all around the world and a surprising number from across Australia."
Woman Shot in Crotch for Refusing to do Oral Sex
An Australian man shot a woman in the crotch after she refused his demand for oral sex, a court has been told.
Laurie Edward Elliott of Adelaide was yesterday found guilty of threatening a person with a firearm and possessing a firearm without a licence.
Elliott, 54, demanded the woman perform the sex act on him while the pair were driving in suburban Adelaide.
After the gun went off, hitting the woman in the inner thigh, Elliott told her the gun had gone off accidentally.