Wednesday, December 5, 2007
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The six-year-old Charolais, pictured with 5ft 8in Mr Duckett, boasts vital statistics that put him way above the common herd and on course for the record books.
At 6ft3 and 3,000lb, this bull is set to become the biggest ever in the UK. He is expected to pile on another 650lb in the next year alone.
That will take him past the current British record-holder, his former stable mate The Colonel, who stood 6ft 5in tall and weighed 3,500lb. He died in 2005.
He says The Field Marshal is "very good-tempered" but added: "When he gets angry he can do some real damage."
Six-pawed puppy to go under the knife
The six-week-old tiger-striped mongrel was born with a rare deformity in which the two bones of his forelegs have grown apart. As a result, a separate paw has grown on the end of each bone, giving him four front paws.Australian vet Stephan Lehner plans to operate on Octopus. He has been consulting overseas experts to determine the best way forward. 'I have only seen anything like this two or three times in 15 years as a vet,' he said. X-rays indicate the dog's right front leg may have to be amputated because it is so badly deformed.
A Japanese man who privately enjoyed wearing girls' underwear was arrested after his excitement went too far and he decorated his neighbourhood with the undergarments, police said on Monday.
Kazuo Oshitani, a 48-year-old office clerk and father of three, allegedly wore girls' underwear and nylons and then scattered them across his block in western Osaka prefecture, a police spokesman said."I found it sexually arousing to imagine how shocked people would get when spotting the underwear," he said, according to police. He allegedly spread girls' underwear and nylons on bicycles, cars and even the front doors of his neighbors, police said.
Police, who had received about 170 complaints from local residents, raided his house and confiscated more than 200 pairs of underwear and a few sex toys, the spokesman said. While his private activity appeared legal, he was arrested on Sunday - on charges of littering.
Man Accused Of Stealing Sex Dolls
Calling it a "drunken, stupid thing," a DeForest man admitted breaking into a town of Burke sex shop last month and stealing several blow-up sex dolls, among them a $270 model that talks.
Jose A. Sandoval, 26, led detectives to spots where he had stashed the dolls and other items he allegedly took from Naughty Novelties.
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Teacher Accused of Using High School as Personal Meth Lab
A high school chemistry teacher found himself in hot water over the weekend when he was charged with making methamphetamine in his school lab, the Bakersfield Californian reported.
Jeff Scheidemantel, 32, who taught at Shafter High School, came under suspicion when he went online to buy red phosphorus, an important ingredient for making the drug, from a supplier outside the U.S.
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No Farting Permitted
A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors. Maurice Fox received a letter from Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Paignton asking him to consider his actions, which "disgusted" members.
Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now." He said he had to leave the club about three times a night. In its letter to the retired bus driver, the club said: "After several complaints regarding your continual breaking of wind (farting) while in the club, would you please consider that your actions are considered disgusting to fellow members and visitors. You sit close to the front door, so would you please go outside when required. So please take heed of this request." Mr Fox, who lives in nearby Princess Street, said the letter was a surprise because he had been given no verbal warning. "I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell. I do not think it [the letter] is unreasonable, you get ladies in there."
Missing 13-Year Old Girl May Be With 19-Year Old Man
A 13-year-old girl who has been missing for two weeks in Mesa, Ariz., may be with a 19-year-old man she met at a shopping mall, MyFoxPhoenix reported Tuesday.
The teen, Brittnee Plant, has been the subject of a desperate search since she vanished Nov. 20 from her home. Although it appears Brittnee ran away during the night with an adult male identified only as "Chris," her family and authorities fear that she is in danger and being held against her will. Click here for more on this story at MyFoxPhoenix.com