Friday, June 29, 2007

How smart are you?

How smart are you?




I got 19 out of 25 right with out cheating.
How many can you get right?
Post yours under comments.

Inflation - Most things have gone up in price...

Of all the items listed below, the price of only one item has gone way down since Bush took office. Everything else has become much more expensive.

Dozen eggs
Gallon of Gasoline
Health Care
Gallon of Milk
8-ball of cocaine
College Tuition
Loaf of bread

That one thing is cocaine. Now I'm not really an economics expert, but I do make sure to watch both Fox News and Lou Dobbs in order to get both sides, so I think I know what I'm talking about. The lower price must be because all the money being spent to destroy these drugs in Colombia is making Americans feel guilty about continuing to buy it - and the demand is dropping. And since President Bush makes everyone cherish life so much, the demand for things we need to live is going up. As a result, the terrorists are getting much less money for their drugs than they were just 5 years ago while good people are getting wealthier.

MSNBC rips Paris report

Thursday, June 28, 2007

It's a "Zorse"




It looks as if someone tried to give a zebra a respray. . . then ran out of white paint halfway through the job.
But in reality there is no artificial coloring on display here. This amazing but natural coat belongs to Eclyse the zorse.
Her father is a zebra, while her mother is a horse. And she's walking proof of how a child inherits genes from both parents.

The biggest Diehard Movie fan in the world

Prez In Oz

The last four Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.

"WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., I...think I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard.

"WHO IS NEXT?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
The Wizard finally asks "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?!?!"

Officer loses job over "Jail Sex Show"


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070627/ap_on_fe_st/odd_officer_sex_show
June 27, 2007

An officer who ordered two women to put on a "sex show" in a jail cell will be fired. Norberto Cappas, 32, was found guilty by a police tribunal of conduct unbecoming an officer and lying during a departmental investigation and will lose his job following a 30-day suspension, the department said Tuesday.
Internal Affairs investigators found that Cappas ordered the two women to kiss and touch each other and expose their breasts in September 2003. The two had been picked up on suspicion of drug possession, but they had no drugs and were not charged with a crime.
Cappas has denied wrongdoing and refused to talk to a Philadelphia Inquirer reporter seeking comment Tuesday.
The case sat idle for years until the Inquirer raised questions about it last year.
One of the women filed a civil lawsuit and was awarded $17,500. The city's own lawyers concluded that she never should have been detained in the first place.

How it works...............

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

She drank a cup of mustard... Ewwwww!!!

Do you know your ass from your elbow?





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