It was embarrassing enough that Mark Stahnke (Wahukesha, Wisconsin) woke up in a neighbor's yard without his pants. Then he remembered they contained a cashier's check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash.
But he got everything back Friday, including the pants, thanks to a man and his dog. Stahnke said he doesn't know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning, and police were skeptical when he filed a report.
"We're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," Police Lt. William Graham said. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?" Stahnke said he had met his son at a bar and doesn't remember much afterward.
"I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn't realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on," he said. "When I got up, I realized, my God, I don't have any pants."
Tim Curzan's dog, Joe, found the pants at an intersection, according to a police report. He found the cashier's check and tried twice, unsuccessfully, to deliver it and the cash to where he thought the owner lived.
On Wednesday, the pants were still at the intersection, so Curzan took them to the police, who contacted Stahnke to claim his belongings.
CNN
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
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!!! WARNING !!!
This can be very Dangerous to do
Yes it works, but as you saw the water has to be at exactly the right height in the bottle too much nothing, too little nothing, but just right and it works every time.
This can be very Dangerous to do
Yes it works, but as you saw the water has to be at exactly the right height in the bottle too much nothing, too little nothing, but just right and it works every time.
You should definitely be careful where you hold the bottle.
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Grandparents Day
National Grandparents Day is celebrated every year on the first Sunday after Labor Day.
For 2007, Grandparents Day falls on Sept. 9th.
For 2007, Grandparents Day falls on Sept. 9th.
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