Must be a FEMALE!

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Explain this to your parents

This is what happens when you're not old enough to drink.

You pass out and your friends make sure you won't forget it.

Go do something else for a while

A little tidbit for you penis size freaks.

From the New York Post: January 7, 2008 -- "DIVORCE-bound Shaquille O'Neal isn't letting the grass grow under his sizable feet. An in-the-know female cabby from South Beach who's driven the $20 million-a-year Miami Heat center tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He's got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I've ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him." Not all that surprising following Shaq's decision in September to split from his wife of five years and mother of four, Shaunie O'Neal. His rep didn't return our call.""Sizeable feet"? According to Shaq's Wiki entry states his shoe size is 23. In checking his shoe size against the handy dandy Shoe Size - Penis Size Comparison Chart, we find Shaq's shoe size goes way over the chart's maximum shoe size of 11 1/2 inches, indicating Shaq's penis size is way over 11+ inches. Ah-ha! Now we KNOW why all those whores are coming in and out of his hotel room, don't we? I like Shaq, he's a good guy and all, but he'd better watch out using that monster dick on diseased bum sluts or he'll get AIDS like Magic Johnson did from all his whoring around with his "johnson."

MARK OF THE TIGER

Look What Happens When You F**k With Tigers
You get a big cat claw scar on your friggen head, that's what!

Paul Dhaliwal photographed during the burial of friend Carlos Sousa Jr.
at Calvary Catholic Cemetery on Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2008. Dhaliwal, his
brother Kulbir and Sousa Jr. were all attacked by a Siberian tiger at
the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas Day 2007.

And this is what f**king around with tigers gets you.

The Thing With Two Heads

So they transplanted the white head onto the black body.
Who would have suspected that neither would care for the idea too much?
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