Monday, January 28, 2008

SEXERCISE

Like to sit in your underwear at home.

Oh no company's at the door! What to do?

An interesting riddle....

A riddle for the day
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
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Michael J. Fox has a small one.
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Madonna doesn't have one.
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The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
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Clinton uses his all the time.
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Bush is one.
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Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
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Liberace never used his on women.
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Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
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Cher claims that she took on 3.
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We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
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What is it? Answer below! (This is pretty good).
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
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You thought it was a dirty joke, didn't you?

“When Doctors Agree"


I WISH IT WAS MY FOOT UP HIS ASS KICKING HIM OUT OF OFFICE

Yes Females Do Pee

LADIES RESTROOM CHATTER LEADS TO REVENGE

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SMILE FOR THE CAMERA BROOKE!!!

When Fake Peeing Is Funny



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Fixed Good As New

But should have used duct tape.

Important Health Warning

What happens when you swallow your bubble gum!!!!

That’s a big ass wad of gum

PORCUPINE- 1, PITBULL- 0

Even though this happen a couple of years ago,
thought you would enjoy the pictures in case you didn't see them before.
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A Pit-bull decided he would battle a Porcupine in Southern California.

A vet sedated the dog, and then removed a total of 1,347 quills.

The dog survived, and hopefully learned a valuable lesson.
Thanks Richard

Small Bits of News

Hot Tub Not So Hot Hiding Spot
Police in Aloha, Ore., say a man accused of mail theft made the mistake of attempting to hide from officers in a hot tub.
Washington County deputies allege that when they approached Mathew Keuscher as he sat in his car last week, he ran off after they noticed other people's mail inside the vehicle, KPTV in Portland reported Saturday.
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3 Arrested After Cash Register Stop
It all added up for authorities during a traffic stop.
That's when following a burglary in Livingston Parish, authorities stopped a vehicle carrying three men, including one holding a cash register from the business that was just hit, Slidell Police spokesman Capt. Kevin Foltz said.
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California Woman Targeted For Murder On Craigslist
The job posting said "freelance," and the employer was looking for a killer applicant.
Ann Marie Linscott, 49, offered $5,000 for the hit, had the name and work address of the woman she wanted dead and in e-mails with stunned job seekers described successful candidates as "silent assassins," according to agents and court documents.
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