Zooming past the speed camera at almost double the limit, this driver sticks his finger up to the law. But the law finally caught up with Andrew Eva, who has now been banned from the roads for eight weeks. The 37-year-old, of Williams Close, Gosport, was caught speeding on the A32 in Gosport Road, Fareham. He was travelling in a Fiat at 54mph in a 30mph zone and was snapped making a rude gesture out of the window in June last year. Despite the number plate on his car being missing, police still managed to track him down. Fareham magistrates banned him from driving for 56 days, saying the finger gesture was an aggravating factor. Julian Hewitt, spokesman for the Safer Roads Partnership, said: 'This is a good example of partnership intelligence officers working with police to prevent someone getting away with breaking the law.'
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Catch me if you can
Zooming past the speed camera at almost double the limit, this driver sticks his finger up to the law. But the law finally caught up with Andrew Eva, who has now been banned from the roads for eight weeks. The 37-year-old, of Williams Close, Gosport, was caught speeding on the A32 in Gosport Road, Fareham. He was travelling in a Fiat at 54mph in a 30mph zone and was snapped making a rude gesture out of the window in June last year. Despite the number plate on his car being missing, police still managed to track him down. Fareham magistrates banned him from driving for 56 days, saying the finger gesture was an aggravating factor. Julian Hewitt, spokesman for the Safer Roads Partnership, said: 'This is a good example of partnership intelligence officers working with police to prevent someone getting away with breaking the law.'
This dude does amazing flips and tricks!
I got tired just watching this guy….
Like the Energizer Bunny he goes on and on
Like the Energizer Bunny he goes on and on
Looking For A Job
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
Interested he goes to learn more - Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their clothes, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
Small Bits of News
Pet deer runs amok through restaurant
Witnesses eating lunch Sunday at TJ's Deli in Winston-Salem were startled when they said a woman walking a pet deer on a leash lost control of the animal, causing it to break through a window and run amok through the restaurant's dining room."I thought maybe a customer had fallen over," employee Richard Fogg said of the loud crash the deer made when it broke through the window. "I looked up and a deer had come through the window."Witnesses in the parking lot said a woman had the deer on a leash, when a crowd that gathered to look spooked the animal, causing it run toward the building.
Testicle-Tearing Ex Jailed
A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
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Cops Finds Pot After Driver Toss Bottle
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - Police said they found a half-pound of marijuana in a man's car after they pulled him over for throwing bottles at a truck on Interstate 84 in East Hartford.
Trucker Francis Lescher of New Jersey, called police around 2 a.m., saying a driver would not let him pass, then started slowing down and throwing bottles at his truck.
Police pulled over Arthur Rivet Jr., 30, of Waterbury near Exit 50 in Hartford. They noticed a strong smell of marijuana and found a half-pound of it in two plastic baggies.
Rivet was charged with marijuana possession and throwing objects at a motor vehicle and is being held on $50,000 bond.
Drunk man drove lawnmower to buy wine
Authorities say a man ran through two bottles of wine, then cut through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, riding down the centre of the street to reach the liquor store. Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag. He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home. Police said Kozumplik's blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal limit of 0.08 percent. They arrested him on a drunken driving charge and confiscated the mower.
Las Vegas Car Dealer Fights Order to Lower American Flag
LAS VEGAS — A lawyer he'll keep fighting a city order to lower the height of big American flag flapping over a Las Vegas auto dealership.
Attorney David Chesnoff says the fight for Towbin Hummer's flag is about patriotism, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
Clark County District Court Judge Michael Villani ruled Friday that City Council was within its rights to deny permits for Towbin to keep the super-sized Stars and Stripes on a 109-foot pole.
City officials have accused Towbin of using the oversized flag as a marketing gimmick more than a patriotic symbol.
Neighbors have complained that it flaps too loudly in stiff winds.
Towbin's isn't the only oversized flag in the city. A regional gasoline and convenience store chain has several American flags around town measuring 30 feet by 50 feet on poles 100 feet tall.
City regulations limit poles to 40 feet, but the council can grant exceptions on a case-by-case basis.
Couple Cops Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
CLEVELAND — A couple admitted to stealing millions of dollars from an armored car company to escape financial hardships and find a better life, according to documents read in federal court Monday.
Couple Cops to Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
Witnesses eating lunch Sunday at TJ's Deli in Winston-Salem were startled when they said a woman walking a pet deer on a leash lost control of the animal, causing it to break through a window and run amok through the restaurant's dining room."I thought maybe a customer had fallen over," employee Richard Fogg said of the loud crash the deer made when it broke through the window. "I looked up and a deer had come through the window."Witnesses in the parking lot said a woman had the deer on a leash, when a crowd that gathered to look spooked the animal, causing it run toward the building.
Testicle-Tearing Ex Jailed
A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
Click Here To Read More
Cops Finds Pot After Driver Toss Bottle
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) - Police said they found a half-pound of marijuana in a man's car after they pulled him over for throwing bottles at a truck on Interstate 84 in East Hartford.
Trucker Francis Lescher of New Jersey, called police around 2 a.m., saying a driver would not let him pass, then started slowing down and throwing bottles at his truck.
Police pulled over Arthur Rivet Jr., 30, of Waterbury near Exit 50 in Hartford. They noticed a strong smell of marijuana and found a half-pound of it in two plastic baggies.
Rivet was charged with marijuana possession and throwing objects at a motor vehicle and is being held on $50,000 bond.
Drunk man drove lawnmower to buy wine
Authorities say a man ran through two bottles of wine, then cut through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, riding down the centre of the street to reach the liquor store. Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag. He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home. Police said Kozumplik's blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times Michigan's legal limit of 0.08 percent. They arrested him on a drunken driving charge and confiscated the mower.
Las Vegas Car Dealer Fights Order to Lower American Flag
LAS VEGAS — A lawyer he'll keep fighting a city order to lower the height of big American flag flapping over a Las Vegas auto dealership.
Attorney David Chesnoff says the fight for Towbin Hummer's flag is about patriotism, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
Clark County District Court Judge Michael Villani ruled Friday that City Council was within its rights to deny permits for Towbin to keep the super-sized Stars and Stripes on a 109-foot pole.
City officials have accused Towbin of using the oversized flag as a marketing gimmick more than a patriotic symbol.
Neighbors have complained that it flaps too loudly in stiff winds.
Towbin's isn't the only oversized flag in the city. A regional gasoline and convenience store chain has several American flags around town measuring 30 feet by 50 feet on poles 100 feet tall.
City regulations limit poles to 40 feet, but the council can grant exceptions on a case-by-case basis.
Couple Cops Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
CLEVELAND — A couple admitted to stealing millions of dollars from an armored car company to escape financial hardships and find a better life, according to documents read in federal court Monday.
Couple Cops to Stealing $8 Million in Armored Car Robbery
Monday, January 28, 2008
Another Day Another Idiot
It's amazing how someone can stack a ATV on top of this vehicle
This reminds me of the old commercial about putting two tons of fertilizer in a one ton truckLovely Day For A Walk
Two Old Guys Are Having The Best Day Of Their LifeThe Old Nun Checking Out The Goods
When you put two of your favorites together Bacon + Vodka
Bacon VodkaMakes up one pint
· Fry up three strips of bacon
· Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps.
· Optional: add crushed black peppercorns.
· Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks. (No need to refrigerate)
· At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.
· Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.
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