Sunday, February 10, 2008

Andy Rooney

This is me alright I am to a point I can't hardly turn around in what I call my computer room. However there is an old fashion name for this "Pack Rat" you don't throw anything away because when you do you will need it. By the way this also applies to my computer.
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Banned Funny Commercials

Funny Commercials

BJ (Old But Funny)

Bill and the Voodoo Doll

Small Bits of News

You Mean I Wasn't Supposed To Get 20's?
An employee of a Valparaiso Wal-Mart has been charged with theft for repeatedly making purchases to get change from a self-service cash register that was dispensing $20 bills instead of $1 bills. Police say 24-year-old Christopher Sheets made 10 purchases in 4 1/2 hours Tuesday morning and got about $600. Click Here To Read More

Drive-Thru Rage gets man arrested
SARASOTA - A man was arrested after he pulled a gun on a customer Friday in the Fruitville Road Burger King drive-thru.
30-year-old Justin Randolph apparently got mad because the car in front of him wasn't moving. The driver then pulled out of the drive-thru, parked and approached Randolph asking him if there was a problem. Deputies say that's when Randolph showed he had a gun on him.
No one was hurt. Randolph was charged with Aggravated Assault With A Firearm.
By the way, that driver in the drive-thru was the restaurant's manager.

Naked Woman Causes Stir In Sando
It took six people to restrain a naked woman on High Street, San Fernando, yesterday.
She was seen around midday walking the street and eventually stopped in front of Value Optical where she proceeded to lie outstretched on the pavement. Click Here To Read More

Woman Takes Plea Deal In Lousy Lawn Care
When 70-year-old Betty Perry was accused of neglecting her lawn, she became defiant.
Perry was arrested, handcuffed and briefly jailed in July for declining a ticket for failing to water her lawn. Click Here To Read More

Police called to couple's pillow fight
Police were called to a pillow fight between a husband and wife in Franklin, south of Auckland, New Zealand, last night. Senior sergeant Shawn Rutene, of Manukau police, said a distressed female called police at about 9pm saying her husband was hitting her with a pillow, and when their daughter, 14, tried to intervene she was pushed aside. No physical injuries were sustained in the attack, which has been classified as domestic violence. Police say investigations are continuing.

Armed police called to teen water fight
Armed officers stormed a village following reports of a firearms incident - only to discover children playing with a water pistol. Gloucestershire Police received a call from a member of public who reported seeing three youths with a firearm in Churchdown, near Gloucester. However, when they arrived on the scene it became evident that the "gun" was a water pistol. "It's often impossible to distinguish between real and replica guns, and members of the public who get a glimpse of a weapon will naturally call police with their concerns."

Lawyer charged with assault after shaking prosecutors' hand
A lawyer has been charged with assault for shaking a federal prosecutor's hand so hard, authorities said, that it injured her shoulder. A court security officer reported that Brewer Rentas shook Keene's hand so forcefully that the prosecutor's arm was nearly ripped out of its socket.
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Woman put on hold by 911 dies

Traveling sex show rocks Duke

There is a cure for sleepless nights (For Some People)

Your Pet Safety

Michigan Robber Asks For and Gets Length Prison Sentence

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Oooh, My Aching Back!


Starring horse-riding lions, the Sickest Show on Earth
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Just when it seemed that the Chinese had plumbed the depths of animal humiliation, along comes something even worse.
In one of the nation's most notorious zoos, applauding spectators are treated to a bizarre display as a 420 pound lion leaps on to the horse's back.

Don't you know it's not nice to tease the bull

Because if you tease the bull you will get the horns
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BULLSEYE
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HE'S GOING TO FEEL THAT IN THE MORNING

SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL


Serious Firepower

The gun called the Judge
A 5 shot revolver chambered in .45 long colt OR .410 shot gun shell

Watch this

http://www.taurususa.com/video/taurus-theJudge-video.cfm

Thanks Anonymous

This one is pretty lame.

16 year-old Builds Bicycle Entirely Out Of Wood

High school student Marco Facciola built a bike out of wood. I'm talking every part is made out of wood. "Marco had to complete this as a non-academic project for his International Baccalaureate, and inspiration came from his grandfather, forced to make wooden wheels for his bike during the war due to rubber shortages."