Sunday, May 11, 2008

Need $17K? NASA Wants You!

NASA is looking to pay someone $17K to spend 90 days in bed doing nothing. If you are feeling this is your chance to blow off work for 90 days, do absolutely nothing and still get paid for it. Then go for it.
After the first 11-15-day period, participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours.
So really if you have some reading to catch up on or a big ass crochet project you just haven’t been able to find the time for then this might be right up your alley. Apparently there is some actual science behind this study. Our bodies have evolved special mechanisms to deal with the gravitational forces that act on us while we are here on Earth. Astronauts that spend extended periods of time in space under much lower gravitational forces experience problems with muscle atrophy and loss of bone density. NASA scientists use the head down ass feet up bed test to simulate these conditions.
So if you are tired of your job or just finished college and are trying to avoid the real world fill out the application and see if you can spend your summer in bed.

Small Bits of News

Suspect surrenders after cop yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - Just the threat of a jolt stopped a man in his tracks. A Salt Lake City police officer couldn't catch up to a 32-year-old man until he yelled, "Taser, Taser, Taser."
Police said the suspect suddenly threw himself on the ground and surrendered Wednesday.
The pursuit began when curious detectives watching a house noticed the man coming from another house. His parole officer was working on an arrest warrant at the time.
Tasers use compressed nitrogen to fire two barbed darts that immobilize people with a 50,000-volt shock.
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Grave diggers use skull as bong
A group of teenagers have dug up a secluded grave, removed the skull of a boy from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.
Police found out about the grave theft whilst interviewing Kevin Wade Jones, 17, about the use of a stolen debit card and he told them all about it.
Police in Houston believe the grave is that of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.
Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse. A 16-year-old was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system.
The grave theft purportedly occurred around March 15, according to court documents
Police were led to a heavily wooded site in the city of Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than 1.2 meters deep.
Police Sgt. John Chomiak said: "They dug into this gravesite and that was enough to warrant the abuse of corpse charge."
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3-year-old boy has never fallen asleep
A 3-year-old Florida boy with a rare condition has not slept in three years.Doctors said Rhett Lamb of St. Petersburg apparently has a condition called chiari malformation that puts pressure on his brain. Rhett has never taken a nap or gone to sleep at night, forcing his parents to keep watch day and night."(My husband) has the day shift and I kind of have the afternoon shift," mother Shannon Lamb said. "We share the night shift because no one can sleep in the house when he is up anyway."
Lamb said she is working extra to pay for Rhett's large medical bills. She also said her husband, David, has given up his job to care for their child. "I would give anything for Rhett to be this normal little boy who plays and has a good time," Lamb said. "If it takes going to every single solitary doctor, I will do it." According to the May Clinic, chiari malformation is a rare abnormality where brain tissue protrudes in the spinal canal. Part of the skull is abnormally small and puts pressure on the brain.
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Skimpy prom dress lands teen in cuffs
HOUSTON -- Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t what you would call the norm.
That’s because instead of a night of dancing and hanging out with friends, the Madison High School senior ended in a confrontation with school officials and her being escorted out in handcuffs. All because school officials said her dress was inappropriate for the school prom.
"I actually like the dress. Everybody else likes my dress," Taylor said of her custom-made dress as she showed it off Friday afternoon.
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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Problem with Illegals

MOUNT KISCO - An illegal immigrant living in the village has been arrested, accused of exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl at the T.J. Maxx store on Main Street, police said.
Jesus De-Maria Sandoval-Lopez, 23, of 109 Grove St. was arraigned Thursday on misdemeanor charges of endangering the welfare of a child and public lewdness, Mount Kisco police Detective Lt. Patrick O'Reilly said.
Sandoval-Lopez was arrested Wednesday afternoon at the store, accused of displaying his genitals to the child in the girls clothing section. A security guard detained him until police arrived.
He was being held on $7,500 bail at Westchester County jail in Valhalla pending a hearing in village court Thursday.
Federal authorities have issued a detainer warrant, considering him a fugitive for entering the country illegally from Guatemala in 2001, O'Reilly said. He was arrested after crossing the Mexican border into Texas, but failed to appear for a follow-up court date.

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Jon said...
I took this picture a couple years ago at the St. Pat's parade in St. Louis.
I asked her and her boyfriend if I could take a picture of her shirt. I promised I wouldn't look at her chest. I've seen it bouncing around the web several times.
Good to see it still has some life.
Jonco

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Easy Ways to Conserve Gas
Take It Easy—aggressive driving ruins efficiency as much as anything. Revving the engine, quick acceleration, and high speed travel reduce your MPG a lot faster than you may realize. When applicable, use your cruise control to help keep the RPMs level.
Timing is Everything—Stop-and-go traffic, crowded roads, and looking for a parking space are all fuel-burners. Try running your errands outside of rush hours and peak shopping times. With the amount of stores that are open late or 24-hours, you can find most of what you need later or earlier than peak times. Not only can you save time getting there and parking, but it is often cooler at these times so you don’t have to run the air conditioner.
Proper Maintenance—inexpensive do-it-yourself maintenance such as replacing your air-filter and properly inflating your tires, and using only the necessary octane can make a big impact. In addition, using the proper weight of oil and performing scheduled tune-ups can make noticeable improvements as well.
If you have more than one car, use the more efficient one—Sure it is a little harder to squeeze the groceries into that small trunk rather than the back of the SUV, but this may help you afford to get that filet rather than chopped liver (unless of course you like chopped liver).
Lighten the load—the weight that an engine has to push directly affects the fuel efficiency. Take all unnecessary items out of your vehicle (you should probably keep the spare tire and related tools). In addition, although most people like going for rides, try to only take those that need to go.
Reduce your trips— On the way home, stop and pick up what you need so you don't have to go back out later. Not to support any one type of business, but try to buy what you need at a single location rather than driving to multiple stores (as long as you don't have to drive too much further to get there).
Clean out the fridge and cupboard rather than going out for a meal.
Order delivery. Sure someone is using gas, but the driver will usually be delivering to multiple people, thus having a more efficient trip..
"Carpooling, it's not just for work anymore"—
Go grocery shopping with your neighbor.
Split the dropping off and picking up of the kids with the other parents.
Get together with friends and family at each other's homes. This way only some, not everyone, will be traveling.
Buy a Locking Gas Cap—Reports from several automotive parts stores report whenever a spike in gas prices occurs they see a run on keyed gas caps. Many of the people purchasing them tell the clerks the same story, "I went out in the morning and my tank had been drained."
No Joy-Riding— Remind the kids that driving is a privilege and not a right. The same bike that got them around when they were fifteen probably just needs some air in the tires (and I bet they forgot how much fun it is to pop wheelies).
This could be a good time to rebuild the carburetor on your classic weekend driver.
Explore More Activities at Home— Pay-per-view or home movies vs. the video store or theater.
Yard / Housework: finally clean out that attic / basement or weed that flower bed that keeps bothering you.
Athletic Activities: play catch, soccer, bike riding, hiking, jogging, walking, meditation, etc.
Miscellaneous: board games, darts, reading, family talk hour, call old friends, write letters, hobbies, etc.
Explore More Activities Close to Home— A Little League, high school or youth organization game can be as much fun and a lot cheaper than taking a road trip or driving into the city for a college or professional game.
Explore the nature in the parks in your community rather than driving to the larger parks.
The local thrift stores can be more interesting than some museums.
Community Service—You could perform some roadside beautification (a.k.a. picking up trash) and give smug looks to all those passing motorists who are wasting gas.


Ten Gas-Saving Tips
Do your part to protect your wallet.

None of us can do much about the prices being charged at the pump these days. But once we've tanked up, there are a few things we can do to keep the needle away from "E" as long as possible.
These include:
Maintain engine tune. On a modern car, that means not driving around with the "check engine" light on. That light signals a fault with a component such as the oxygen sensor, which helps the engine maintain the ideal air/fuel ratio. A bad oxygen sensor can reduce fuel economy by as much as 40 percent - and will increase your vehicle's emissions output as well.
Pump the right gas. Burning the wrong grade of gasoline can reduce economy as well as performance - in particular, using high-octane premium in an engine designed to burn regular grade gas. Octane is a measure of burn rate, not the quality of the fuel. Higher octane fuels burn more slowly than lower octane fuels. Put high octane (slow burning) gas in an engine designed to run on regular (faster burning) gas and combustion efficiency is impaired, reducing fuel mileage as well as performance. Always use the grade of gas specified by the manufacturer of your vehicle for optimum mileage and performance.
Check those tires. Under-inflated tires are commonplace because most people neglect to periodically check for proper pressure. And it's hard to notice a drop of 5-10 psi or so under normal driving. But fuel economy drops by about half a percent for each psi below recommended inflation pressures - costing you as much as a couple miles per gallon if your tires are at 28 psi instead of 35.
Check the oil, too. Following the recommended service interval will help prevent crud from gumming up your engine's internals, increasing friction and lowering efficiency. And be sure to use the recommended viscosity (thickness) oil for your engine; a thicker oil - for example, 10W-30 vs. the recommended 5W-30 - can lower your fuel economy by up to two percent. Look for motor oil that says "Energy Conserving" on the API performance symbol to be sure it contains friction-reducing additives.
Ride with the windows up. On the freeway, any how. It is more efficient - and you'll burn less gas - running your car's air conditioner than it is to roll down the windows. The aerodynamic drag caused by open windows takes more energy to overcome than operating the A/C compressor. Plus, you won't muss your hair.
Drive smoothly. Building up speed gradually, as opposed to flooring it and running through the gears at redline, can improve your overall mileage by ten percent or more. Cruise control can help maintain smooth, steady speeds with little abrupt use of the throttle. The optimum "mileage zone" to eke the best-possible fuel economy out of your vehicle is approximately 45 mph; speeds of 70 mph and faster dramatically cut down on gas mileage.
Dial out 4x4. If you drive a truck or SUV with a part-time 4x4 system, be certain the system is in 2H whenever you're driving on clear, paved roads. Keeping a 4x4 system in 4H when not needed will accelerate wear of major parts such as axles and transfer case and cut down on your mileage considerably, as the engine is driving all four wheels instead of just two.
Ditch the roof rack. Avoid them unless you intend to use them. These create wind resistance and increase aerodynamic drag, which can cost you two to five percent in fuel economy at highway speeds.
Empty the trunk. Every extra 100 pounds of stuff you're carting around with you can reduce your vehicle's gas mileage by as much as two percent. Don't use your trunk as a permanent storage space for old boxes full of junk or cart around an old axle housing in the bed of your pickup.
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