Tuesday, May 13, 2008

To "The Man"

I came upon your blog one day as I was browsing bits and pieces blog.
I visit it regularly now, and I find the material you find is amazing.
I just like to send you some photos I took of clothing as I was shopping with English written on them as a contribution to your site. :)




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Thanks nuttie izatie

VERY FUNNY

John Mayer f#$%s with his fans wearing a bear suit.

Funny Animals


Monday's
Dancing Dogs
I won't be small all my life
Babysitting

Small Bits of News

94-year-old mom on ATV kills son in farm accident
A 52-year-old Cohoctah Township man died Saturday after his 94-year-old mother accidentally ran him over with an all-terrain vehicle, police said.
Ronald Smith was pronounced dead at the scene at his mother's farm
Ronald Smith was opening a gate when his mother apparently lost control of the Kubota RTV 900 utility vehicle she was riding and hit the gate, then caromed off the gate and struck her son.
He was trapped underneath the vehicle. Police said Mary Smith tried to get the vehicle off her son, but couldn't. Personnel from the Sheriff's Department and the Livingston County EMS responded.
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Driver straps in beer, instead of child: police
SYDNEY (AFP) — An Australian driver has been fined for putting a seatbelt around a carton of beer instead of a five-year-old passenger, police said Tuesday.
Constable Wayne Burnett told reporters he was "shocked and appalled" to discover the driver's priorities when he pulled a sedan over on the Ross Highway south of the desert town of Alice Springs.
"I haven't ever seen something like this before," he said.
"There were four adults in the car, two in the front seat and two in the back seats and in between those adults there was the carton of beer strapped in with the belt," he said.
"The child was sitting on the hump in the center, unrestrained."
The driver was fined 750 dollars (707 US) for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and failing to ensure a child was wearing a seatbelt.
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Man loses money trying to double it.
A Vietnamese man in Norway who believed that mixing cash with a special liquid could double its value suffered in fact a loss of 35,000 U.S. dollars, according to media reports Monday.
This unidentified man was told by a 32-year-old Frenchman that if he mixed the real cash with blank bills and then marinate them in a special liquid for one night, he would have double the amount of the cash.
The gullible Vietnamese believed the Frenchman's story and gave him 180,000 kroner (35, 000 U.S. dollars). But when he prepared to collect his money the next morning, both the cash and the Frenchman disappeared.
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Put down the M&Ms and no one will get hurt.
DES MOINES, Iowa — A college student whose friend was being questioned in a hit and run found himself charged with assaulting an officer with a curious choice of weapons: M&Ms. Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report.
McGuire claimed he threw the candy because he was "sticking up for his friend," who apparently was the man suspected in the accident, the report states.
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Southwest passenger cited for cell phone chatter
DALLAS - Southwest Airlines says a passenger who refused to get off his cell phone during a flight found Dallas police waiting for him.
The police were summoned by Southwest officials and met the jet Monday when the plane arrived at Love Field from Austin.
Southwest spokeswoman Brandy King says flight attendants had repeatedly asked the man to get off the phone while airborne.
Police say the passenger was cited for disorderly conduct. His name was not immediately released.
The Federal Aviation Administration bars use of mobile phones when planes are flying due to concerns about interference with navigation systems.
King says airlines can be fined up to $25,000 for allowing cell phone use, and passengers also can be fined.

Monday, May 12, 2008

What Goes On In The Womens Bathroom - NSFW

Man cuts his car in half over dispute


A Gloucester man took drastic action when his car was clamped - he sawed it in half. Ian Taylor, 40, of Tredworth, said: "I bought the car for my stepson to do up but it was below economical to do it so it has been parked on the drive for months."I have a SORN (Statutory Off Road Notification) certificate and it has never been driven on the roads. It was clamped because I didn't have road tax but it was off the road." Mr Taylor, who is a builder, discovered the burgundy L-reg Ford Fiesta, which he had bought for his 16-year-old stepson Scott, had been clamped at about 12.30pm on Wednesday.He said: "I couldn't believe they had clamped it on the drive, just because half the tyre was on the road off the boundary of our drive on a footpath. We tried to complain but no one we spoke to knew what the legislation was.
"So when the lorry came this morning to take it away, I used a petrol disc cutter to cut it in half. I am absolutely furious. I paid £50 for the car and it would cost me £280 to get it unclamped." Angry Mr Taylor added: "I cut it in half and said they could have the half that was on the road. The ticket said not to damage or remove the clamp so I didn't. It was a drastic thing to do but it worked. I stand by my decision."A police spokeswoman said: "Police were called by a staff member of the DVLA to Tarrington Road in Gloucester just before 9am, following reports that a man was in the street with a chain saw. On police attendance the man was using a disc cutter and attempting to cut his own car in half, following a civil dispute with the DVLA. He was not threatening anyone with the disc cutter and there will be no further police action."

Did you know.........


Surgeons remove 125-pound belly from Russian woman

When Natalya M. was rushed to a hospital in Voronezh, Russia, the doctors didn’t believe their eyes – the woman had a gigantic skin-fat growth on her belly that didn’t let her walk normally. It was 36 inches long and weighed 125 pounds.
Natalya was overweight since 13, when she had hormonal disturbance. She tried all the existing diets, visited hundreds of doctors, but with no result. Years passed as her belly was growing larger and larger. Finally it became so huge that the woman literally had to stump it to make a step.
Oleg Strigin, the head of the department of surgery of the hospital, where the woman was rushed, said they don’t do such complicated surgeries often. He said there are 4 levels of the belly-growth: the inch of more than 4-inch length belongs to the 4th level. We’ve never seen the growth of 36 inches!
The growth-removing surgery lasted for many hours. The surgeons removed fat the weight of a grown-up woman!


Funny Police Video's

Girl gets away without a ticket
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Funny Police Taser USMC
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An Outnumbered Policeman - BENNY HILL

Small Bits of News

Man Dies After Being Taking To Police Station With Kerosene Soaked Clothes
Hifumi Kubota, 45, was arrested by police after a phone call from the woman he was living with to say that he was acting violently.
In front of police he poured kerosene all over himself and was taken to the station where he was asked to change his clothes. He refused.
He asked for a cigarette inside the station and was given a whole packet and a lighter despite his clothes still being kerosene soaked and the no-smoking rule. Upon lighting up the man became engulfed in flames and later died in hospital.
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Daughter Fails GED, Dad Jailed
Brian Gegner is in jail for 180 days for failing to keep an eye on his daughter's education. The problem is his daughter is 18 and has passed all except the math portion of the GED which she has failed several times. The order stems from 2 years ago.
When the original truancy happened, Brian Gegner had custody of his daughter even though she was living with her mother. Brittany and her mother both say they should be the ones to go to jail if anyone had to. "It's ridiculously wrong," said Brittany.
The court says that even though Brittany is now an adult the order can be upheld since she was a juvenile at the time. Gegner is also facing the possibility of losing his job, which he has had for 15 years, over this situation.
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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.