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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Sex Shop SEX
A man has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.
However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.
Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.
His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.
The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said.
"It is totally bizarre.
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Man masturbating at 150km/h, gets a stiff sentence
A man who filmed himself masturbating while driving at 150km/h on the Stuart Highway has been fined more than $2000 and sentenced to two months' jail.
Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, appeared in custody before magistrate Sue Oliver today to answer the traffic, firearms and drug offences.
Erhardt pleaded guilty to the six charges, which happened in circumstances Ms Oliver described as "bizarre to say the least".
The court heard Erhardt had been traveling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself masturbating with a video camera in July last year.
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Addict blows $40,000 inheritance on drugs
A man bought cannabis valued at more than $135,000 with an inheritance from his dead mother, a court heard yesterday.
The Northern Territory Supreme Court heard Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, was caught by police with 4960g of cannabis, and two cannabis plants.
The court heard he had received almost $130,000 inheritance when his mother died, and he had used it to fuel a long-standing cannabis habit.
Erhardt pleaded guilty to supplying a schedule two drug and possessing two cannabis plants.
But defense lawyer Peter Elliot said Erhardt had "panicked", and was not contesting the fact that he had driven to Adelaide to buy cannabis to sell in Darwin.
He bought a Holden Commodore with the inheritance and drove it to Adelaide where he bought the cannabis for $40,000.
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Man guilty of getting dog drunk
A man has become the first person in Britain to be convicted of getting a dog drunk.
Andrew Wilson, 31, forced the dog to drink cans of lager and topped up its water bowl with vodka. He laughed as the confused American bulldog called Bronx struggled to stay on his feet and battered the animal with a broken chair leg.
Neighbors heard the dog whimpering in agony as Wilson beat it on its head and back. Police raided the house in Southmead, Bristol, and found five-year-old Bronx bleeding, shaky and unsteady on his feet. The dog still had 50mg of alcohol in its blood 11 hours after it was rescued by the RSPCA.
Wilson, a jobless chef who was dog-sitting at the time, is the first to be convicted of the offence introduced under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.
He was sentenced to 150 hours' community service and banned from keeping any "warm-blooded mammal for a year". Bronx has been taken into care at an RSPCA center.
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Pizza employees ordered to work in the cold
Employees of a pizza delivery shop say the owners have cut off the heat in the store. And they say if the workers don’t like it, they can leave.
Dan Baxter, who works at the Pizza Time in Lacey, says he was suspended for two weeks after talking to KING 5 about this. He expects to be fired and is looking for other employment.
"When it’s really, really cold, like when it’s 19 (degrees) outside, it will be 25 in the store," said Baxter.
So what about using the ovens to heat the place?
"The ovens create a little bit of heat, but the exhaust fans pull it all out," said Baxter.
Baxter says the employees were once allowed to keep the heat around 55 degrees, but one night, they forgot to shut the furnace off after work.
That was the end of the heat at the store.
VIDEO
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A man has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.
However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.
Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.
His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.
The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said.
"It is totally bizarre.
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Man masturbating at 150km/h, gets a stiff sentence
A man who filmed himself masturbating while driving at 150km/h on the Stuart Highway has been fined more than $2000 and sentenced to two months' jail.
Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, appeared in custody before magistrate Sue Oliver today to answer the traffic, firearms and drug offences.
Erhardt pleaded guilty to the six charges, which happened in circumstances Ms Oliver described as "bizarre to say the least".
The court heard Erhardt had been traveling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself masturbating with a video camera in July last year.
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Addict blows $40,000 inheritance on drugs
A man bought cannabis valued at more than $135,000 with an inheritance from his dead mother, a court heard yesterday.
The Northern Territory Supreme Court heard Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, was caught by police with 4960g of cannabis, and two cannabis plants.
The court heard he had received almost $130,000 inheritance when his mother died, and he had used it to fuel a long-standing cannabis habit.
Erhardt pleaded guilty to supplying a schedule two drug and possessing two cannabis plants.
But defense lawyer Peter Elliot said Erhardt had "panicked", and was not contesting the fact that he had driven to Adelaide to buy cannabis to sell in Darwin.
He bought a Holden Commodore with the inheritance and drove it to Adelaide where he bought the cannabis for $40,000.
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Man guilty of getting dog drunk
A man has become the first person in Britain to be convicted of getting a dog drunk.
Andrew Wilson, 31, forced the dog to drink cans of lager and topped up its water bowl with vodka. He laughed as the confused American bulldog called Bronx struggled to stay on his feet and battered the animal with a broken chair leg.
Neighbors heard the dog whimpering in agony as Wilson beat it on its head and back. Police raided the house in Southmead, Bristol, and found five-year-old Bronx bleeding, shaky and unsteady on his feet. The dog still had 50mg of alcohol in its blood 11 hours after it was rescued by the RSPCA.
Wilson, a jobless chef who was dog-sitting at the time, is the first to be convicted of the offence introduced under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act.
He was sentenced to 150 hours' community service and banned from keeping any "warm-blooded mammal for a year". Bronx has been taken into care at an RSPCA center.
PICTURE
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Pizza employees ordered to work in the cold
Employees of a pizza delivery shop say the owners have cut off the heat in the store. And they say if the workers don’t like it, they can leave.
Dan Baxter, who works at the Pizza Time in Lacey, says he was suspended for two weeks after talking to KING 5 about this. He expects to be fired and is looking for other employment.
"When it’s really, really cold, like when it’s 19 (degrees) outside, it will be 25 in the store," said Baxter.
So what about using the ovens to heat the place?
"The ovens create a little bit of heat, but the exhaust fans pull it all out," said Baxter.
Baxter says the employees were once allowed to keep the heat around 55 degrees, but one night, they forgot to shut the furnace off after work.
That was the end of the heat at the store.
VIDEO
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UPDATE: Skier Caught Dangling Bare-Bottomed on Lift
This guy who ended up dangling upside down from a ski lift with his bare butt in the wind probably doesn't want to hear any "ski butt" jokes. Vail Resorts said the 48-year-old man wasn't injured and was rescued after about seven minutes. His name hasn't been released.Resort officials have said only that the man was trying to get on the Blue Ski Basin lift on New Year's Day. They haven't said what went wrong.
Resort workers stopped the lift, backed it up about 10 or 12 feet and rescued the man.
Bystanders snapped photos and posted them the Internet, showing a man who looks to be hanging by one ski boot, his ski pants and underwear apparently snagged in the chair and reaching no farther than his knees.
Vail spokeswoman Liz Biebl confirmed the photos were in fact the victim.
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That’s what you call a Double Exposure
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
The stupid things we do
Jeannie said...
GROSS!
GROSS!
Thanks for the pics. I check you out daily...
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I think this was one of those bottle rockets pictures that was going around a year or two ago. Either way it wasn't the smartest thing to do.
I wonder how long it was before he sat down?
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Why post the Today's Funny?
On Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 1:23 PM, Jaderlund, David wrote:
why post the Today's funny?
the cartoons aren't funny, and are definitely not of the higher brow humor on the rest of the site. It looks like something from a Texaco station bathroom wall.
Do you owe the guy providing them money?
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why post the Today's funny?
the cartoons aren't funny, and are definitely not of the higher brow humor on the rest of the site. It looks like something from a Texaco station bathroom wall.
Do you owe the guy providing them money?
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I throw in different things to see if someone might comment.
I do Small Bits and Pieces without any advertising so that means I don't get paid for the hours I put in every day. So I try to get people to comment more to make it so I have a reason to continue so please comment.
I do Small Bits and Pieces without any advertising so that means I don't get paid for the hours I put in every day. So I try to get people to comment more to make it so I have a reason to continue so please comment.
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Anonymous said...
Hey man, I love your site, its one of the only ones I check throughout the day to keep me from going insane at work.. Thank you for updating it so regularly and a big Thank you for posting awesome stuff..
Hey man, I love your site, its one of the only ones I check throughout the day to keep me from going insane at work.. Thank you for updating it so regularly and a big Thank you for posting awesome stuff..
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See it's not hard to do and it takes so little of your time to do it.
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Scheme said...
Holy crap this is one of my favorite sites, too. What balls it took for that schmuck to criticize! Well, actually, I'd like to see more kittens-between-boobies pictures myself..
Holy crap this is one of my favorite sites, too. What balls it took for that schmuck to criticize! Well, actually, I'd like to see more kittens-between-boobies pictures myself..
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That is why I ask for comments so I can post things that people would like to see.
I see if I can find kittens-between-boobies pictures.
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Screw the panty waste dip wads that sit in the dark corners of their parents' basement, doing nothing but criticizing those who are doing something they don't have the energy, brain or talent to do.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those that make things happen, those that watch things happen, then the third for this waste, those that wonders what happened.
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Thanks for the comments
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.eddy from newswithdrawal blog said...
I love your site!
I love your site!
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tattoo jim said...
I totally agree with your other fans! What a great site. I'm retired and with the aid of my MacBook, I like to hit a few blog sites. Yours is one of my favorites. The stranger the item the more it makes me wonder about this great experiment called life.
I totally agree with your other fans! What a great site. I'm retired and with the aid of my MacBook, I like to hit a few blog sites. Yours is one of my favorites. The stranger the item the more it makes me wonder about this great experiment called life.
Rock on loud, long and strong!!!!
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It is nice that you comment on this post however, I would like for you to comment on other posts so I get a idea on what other things you enjoy. This post started out about "Today's Funny" cartoons. Even though they are not "Strange" but do you like them? Otherwise I am trying to give my fans what they want. My main goal is to post mostly "Strange and Bizare" news and pictures however some days there are only a small selection to choose from so I fill in with other things like hot women, jokes and other things of interest. Even though I can not please everyone all the time I like to please everyone most of the time.
That's enough said about this subject.
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Ok I need to comment more...thanks mate from Australia.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Upset wife sets her husband's penis on fire
A woman who allegedly murdered her husband by torching his genitals told neighbors "his penis should belong to me", a court has heard.
Lucy Boord, for the Crown, said the 44-year-old had confessed to neighbors that she had set her engineer husband, Satish, on fire upon learning he was having an affair. "She told neighbors 'my husband loves another woman, he hugs her'," she said. "(She said) 'I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. "(She said) 'It's just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen."
Satish was asleep when his wife doused his genitals with methylated spirit and then set him on fire. A blaze was sparked when he jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of spirit, causing $1 million damage to their Cleland Ave townhouse and an adjacent property.
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Orgasms During Childbirth? It Happens
Regarded as "the best kept secret" of childbirth, women are curious about this seemingly unimaginable experience. How can childbirth possibly be climactic?
"Orgasmic" isn't exactly the first word most women use to describe childbirth. Yet thanks to a new DVD, "Orgasmic Birth," we're learning that birthing has perks beyond the miracle of life. For some women, this includes actual orgasms during delivery.
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'Nitro' - Steroids Gave Me 'Man Boobs.'
Dan Clark loved the power steroids gave him — until the "American Gladiators" star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience.
"Man boobs, breast-chesticles is what they're called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it," Clark, who was "Nitro" on the smash reality series, reveals in his memoir, "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption," out next month. "I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I'd] wet my nipple with spit ... [to] look firm instead of hanging down."
As he shot seven seasons of "American Gladiators" from 1989 to 1996, he pleaded with the wardrobe stylist to make him a new uniform, but didn't tell her it was "to hide my budding breasts." He eventually underwent reduction surgery.
Clark, a former LA Rams defensive lineman, used steroids for 20 years. They also took their toll on his private parts, so much so that he embarrassingly had to explain to women what was going on. "My b- - -s never really regained their size. They're kind of shriveled," he sadly told one bedmate. In addition, steroids subjected him to a "dull throbbing pain" every time he had sex.
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A woman who allegedly murdered her husband by torching his genitals told neighbors "his penis should belong to me", a court has heard.
Lucy Boord, for the Crown, said the 44-year-old had confessed to neighbors that she had set her engineer husband, Satish, on fire upon learning he was having an affair. "She told neighbors 'my husband loves another woman, he hugs her'," she said. "(She said) 'I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. "(She said) 'It's just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen."
Satish was asleep when his wife doused his genitals with methylated spirit and then set him on fire. A blaze was sparked when he jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of spirit, causing $1 million damage to their Cleland Ave townhouse and an adjacent property.
PICTURE
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Orgasms During Childbirth? It Happens
Regarded as "the best kept secret" of childbirth, women are curious about this seemingly unimaginable experience. How can childbirth possibly be climactic?
"Orgasmic" isn't exactly the first word most women use to describe childbirth. Yet thanks to a new DVD, "Orgasmic Birth," we're learning that birthing has perks beyond the miracle of life. For some women, this includes actual orgasms during delivery.
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'Nitro' - Steroids Gave Me 'Man Boobs.'
Dan Clark loved the power steroids gave him — until the "American Gladiators" star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience.
"Man boobs, breast-chesticles is what they're called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it," Clark, who was "Nitro" on the smash reality series, reveals in his memoir, "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption," out next month. "I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I'd] wet my nipple with spit ... [to] look firm instead of hanging down."
As he shot seven seasons of "American Gladiators" from 1989 to 1996, he pleaded with the wardrobe stylist to make him a new uniform, but didn't tell her it was "to hide my budding breasts." He eventually underwent reduction surgery.
Clark, a former LA Rams defensive lineman, used steroids for 20 years. They also took their toll on his private parts, so much so that he embarrassingly had to explain to women what was going on. "My b- - -s never really regained their size. They're kind of shriveled," he sadly told one bedmate. In addition, steroids subjected him to a "dull throbbing pain" every time he had sex.
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KIDS IN THE NEWS
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6-year-old misses school bus, takes family car, crashes
A 6-year-old Wicomico Church Virginia boy who missed his bus tried to drive to school in his family’s sedan — and crashed.
A 6-year-old Wicomico Church Virginia boy who missed his bus tried to drive to school in his family’s sedan — and crashed.
State police say the boy suffered only minor injuries and authorities drove him to school after he was evaluated at a local hospital. Sgt. Tom Cunningham says the boy arrived shortly after lunch.
It happened around 7:40 a.m. Monday on Route 360, about 61 miles east of Richmond.
Police say the boy, who wasn’t identified, missed the bus, took the keys to his family’s 2005 Ford Taurus and drove 10 miles toward school while his mother was asleep.
He ran off the road several times before hitting an embankment and utility pole about a mile and a half from school. Police say he wasn’t wearing a safety belt.
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Text Message Led to Fatal ATV Crash That Killed Toddler
The father of a 2-year-old who died in a weekend ATV crash said he looked down to check a text message while the boy somehow pushed the throttle, prompting the dad to fall off the vehicle before the toddler sustained fatal injuries.
Jackson Moore, 2, of Eureka was riding on a slow-moving all-terrain vehicle that his father, Nicholas Moore, 29, was driving Saturday through a wooded area of Franklin County.
Moore said he had his son in his lap, and was traveling at a speed that allowed his brother Tony, a paramedic, to walk along side them. The father said he looked at his cell phone and then tumbled to the ground, apparently when the child hit the throttle before the ATV ran into a tree.
"He was out of sight and I heard the boom," said Nicholas Moore. "I don't know how he held on." The child was not wearing a helmet.
Tony Moore performed CPR, but the boy was pronounced dead a short time later at St. John's Mercy Hospital in Washington.
Nicholas Moore also said his son had fired a .22-caliber rifle for the first time at a friend's farm earlier in the day.
Moore said he questioned his decision to allow his son on the ATV, and to be distracted by his phone, but he said he had been being careful.
The father of a 2-year-old who died in a weekend ATV crash said he looked down to check a text message while the boy somehow pushed the throttle, prompting the dad to fall off the vehicle before the toddler sustained fatal injuries.
Jackson Moore, 2, of Eureka was riding on a slow-moving all-terrain vehicle that his father, Nicholas Moore, 29, was driving Saturday through a wooded area of Franklin County.
Moore said he had his son in his lap, and was traveling at a speed that allowed his brother Tony, a paramedic, to walk along side them. The father said he looked at his cell phone and then tumbled to the ground, apparently when the child hit the throttle before the ATV ran into a tree.
"He was out of sight and I heard the boom," said Nicholas Moore. "I don't know how he held on." The child was not wearing a helmet.
Tony Moore performed CPR, but the boy was pronounced dead a short time later at St. John's Mercy Hospital in Washington.
Nicholas Moore also said his son had fired a .22-caliber rifle for the first time at a friend's farm earlier in the day.
Moore said he questioned his decision to allow his son on the ATV, and to be distracted by his phone, but he said he had been being careful.
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Angry Ohio Boy, 4, Shoots Baby Sitter With Shotgun
Police say an angry 4-year-old Jackson Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter.
Eighteen-year-old Nathan Beavers was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.
Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.
Jackson County Sheriff John Shashteen says authorities are investigating. The child has not been charged.
Police say an angry 4-year-old Jackson Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter.
Eighteen-year-old Nathan Beavers was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.
Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.
Jackson County Sheriff John Shashteen says authorities are investigating. The child has not been charged.
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