Monday, February 16, 2009

Showing-Off

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WTF?
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Female Boxer Banned From Ring
The former model that turned boxer says it’s because of her breast implants.
Sarah Blewden, 25, of Poole, Dorset in England, told the newspaper that boxing officials will no longer allow her to fight because they fear repeated blows to the chests would ruin her false breasts and "damage her breast tissue."
Blewden began boxing two years ago as a way to keep in shape, but decided she had a real talent for it, so she applied to the Amateur Boxing Association. She said she had one day hoped to compete in the Olympics.
When the Association found out she had the implant surgery in 2003, officials denied her request to fight.
The Association’s medical expert told Blewden she was at risk of distortion, and the breast tissue’s blood cells could be damaged.
Blewden appealed, arguing she would wear a breast protector, but was denied.
"They are gel implants and not liquid, so they won’t burst," she said. "And if I suffer capsular contracture and need to pay for corrective surgery, then that is my decision."
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Man With Anti-DWI Device Crashes Car While Intoxicated
A Long Island man whose car was outfitted with an anti-drunken-driving device rented another car and crashed it while intoxicated, police said.
The 27-year-old driver is in critical condition after the wreck around 6 a.m. Sunday in Brentwood, the Stony Brook University Medical Center said.
The driver agreed after a previous DWI conviction to have his car equipped with an ignition interlock device, according to Suffolk County police. The "blow and go" technology tests for alcohol in a driver's breath before letting the car start.
It's unclear when he acquired the rental car, which had no such device. Police say he lost control of that car and hit a utility pole.
The suspect is expected to be arraigned on a DWI charge.
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Man Dies After Being Sprayed and Tasered by Deputies
A man running naked in the street died after he was shocked with a stun gun by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies.
Deputies answering a disturbance call in suburban Lakewood at about 10:15 p.m. Saturday saw a man running naked in the street and acting irate, Deputy Keith Ho said. They tried to calm the man but he remained belligerent. When he advanced toward the deputies, Ho said they hit him with pepper spray and a taser electric stun gun.
Ho said after the man was handcuffed, deputies realized he wasn't breathing. They began CPR and paramedics were called but the man was pronounced dead at a hospital.
His identity hasn't been released, and the death is under investigation.
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Boy Abuses Cat On Youtube Arrested

This video is an edited, censored news report.
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caitlyn said...
I hope that fucker rots in jail so that he can be the pussy getting his ass kicked.
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That would be nice if it would happen that way.
But he probably get 2-3 year sentence suspended with probation.
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Woman's Airport Meltdown Becomes YouTube Hit

Woman went insane after missing her flight
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Bizarre Soft Drinks

Gau Jal: made of cow urine
India's Hindu nationalist movement recently said it is in the final stages of developing a new soft drink made from cow urine. Department head Om Prakash said the drink - called "gau jal" or "cow water" - was undergoing lab tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year". "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he said. "It's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins." He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the likes of Coca Cola and Pepsi.
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Placenta Drink
Placenta 10000 is a jelly drink. With placenta. Pig placenta. 10,000 mg worth! Placenta is said to have regenerative properties, especially concerning beauty, and can help with dieting as well. At about $8 per drink, it's expensive, but Japanese aren't exactly known for sacrificing their health and looks for a couple of bucks either. If 10,000 mg/serving just doesn't cut it for your placenta-loving pallet, they have a Placenta 400,000 concentrate as well.
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Beer + Milk = Bilk
A brewery in Hokkaido, Japan, recently released a low-malt beer using milk. The idea came from the son of a liquor store who is in the dairy farm industry. After having a problem of discarding milk, he proposed the local brewery to produce the milk beer. As one-third of beer is milk, it is the good way to help local farmers. The taste of beer is like a taste of fruits and it goes well with sweets. Because of its fruity flavor, Bilk hopes to be popular among women.
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NEEDS: made of cheese

Care for a glass of cheese? This new cheese drink comes in 3 different flavors; plain, blueberry, and yuzu citrus. They use a special process to cut down on the sweet taste of the flavored drinks. It is said to have a taste similar to yogurt, but with a cheesy aftertaste.
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Mother's Milk
And now, for something close to the heart... meet Mother's Milk, the breast-tasting drink ever. Is there anything in the world more wholesome, more natural, more life-giving than mother's milk? Is there anything in the world that would make you drink it from a store bought carton? NO on both counts!
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Kidsbeer
Now here's a marketing hit: a nonalcoholic "beer" for kids that's selling like crazy. The beverage, whose main ingredient is the Latin American plant Guarana, sells for around 380 yen per 330-milliliter bottle. The bottles themselves are colored brown to make the drink look even more like its more potent counterpart. The drink started out as Guarana, a cola beverage that used to be sold at the Shitamachi-ya restaurant in Fukuoka, run by 39-year-old Yuichi Asaba. Asaba renamed the sweet carbonated drink Kidsbeer, a move that made it an instant hit.
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Emily said...
Gross!

The only one I would even consider drinking is the kids beer!
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Tattoo Jim said...
Somehow, a nice bottle of Coke sounds so good right now.
Yep, a cold bottle of Coke...
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DISGUSTING
This shows you they are "SICK PEOPLE"
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Miss Earth - NSFW

Although it may be hard to focus on the message when the mode of propagation is a beauty pageant, the purpose of the Miss Earth competition is to promote and be actively involved in the preservation and protection of Mother Earth.
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They have 8 more HERE

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Some things are better not seen

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Anonymous said...
Sure looks like Minnesota Senator Al Franken to me !
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Scheme Factory said...
Could Minnesota be the only place with weirder politicians than Illinois?
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Only because they get caught doing weird stuff.
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Why you may want to look before you take a crap

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Anonymous said...
I've heard of Pissing in the toilet BUT "Hissing" ?
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Terrier and a Jalapeno
Barak my homie, eats a jalapeno.... with unexpected results.
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Ferret and a Jalapeno
After licking a jalapeno a ferret desperately seeks some water.
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Tattoo Jim said...
I'm thinking that turn-about is fair play... someone should take a nice, really hot pepper and shove it up these clowns collective asses.
People who do things like that to their pets don't deserve pets.
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TimO said...
In most places, that would be grounds for arrest on animal cruelty charges.....
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Stupid Idiots don't understand all this computer / Internet technology is all traceable give them time they will be found.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Firefighters get an eyeful when they responded to call
A ruckus at the Black Angus Inn on Gambell Street ended with the hotel flooded, a man under arrest for assault and firefighters who were trying to control the sprinkler system mooned by an unruly guest.
A bare-bottomed woman ended up in jail after refusing to leave the crew alone, according to police.
"She was drunk and obnoxious, getting in the way of the firefighters," police spokeswoman Anita Shell said. "She was mooning the firefighters, asking to see their penises."
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Judge takes 12,000 words to clarify the meaning of tree
A High Court judge, Mr Justice Cranston, has taken 12,000 words to answer the question: What is a tree? The judge thought it necessary to spell out the exact legal definition of a tree because of confusion in the planning process. While trees could obviously be the object of tree preservation orders, the question remained about the status of saplings. For clarity the judge ruled that size did not matter, and that the smallest sapling was, legally speaking, a tree.
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