Dealer Texted Police To Demand Drugs Back
A dopey drug dealer who texted police about his heroin and crack cocaine stash has been jailed for six years.
Andrew Law was forced to to dump his jacket containing drugs worth £1,400 in a garden while being chased by officers.
After shaking them off he then began ringing and texting the phone he had left in the pocket demanding the coat back - not knowing it had been handed in to police.
Detectives promptly traced the messages and arrested Law.
Law, 23, was jailed for six years at Gloucester Crown Court after admitting five charges of possessing Class A drugs with intent to supply and four of dealing.
In one message he said: "You can make some money if you get in touch."
When no-one replied he texted: "I know which f****** garden it was. I'll burn your house down. Get in touch otherwise you'll get f*** all apart from a gun in the mouth."
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Man charged in bizarre kidnapping
Police say he took Detroit woman to apartment in Toledo, put diaper, handcuffs on her, read from Bible.
A ride turned into a harrowing, three-day ordeal for a 22-year-old Detroit woman who police say was held captive in a Toledo apartment by an acquaintance who handcuffed her, dressed her in a diaper and read Bible passages to her.
When the woman broke free and banged on the door of a nearby apartment for help, the occupant, seeing the woman in a diaper with handcuffs on her wrists and feet, thought it was a joke, police said.
Troy Brisport, 34, of Toledo picked up Shykea Boykin about midnight Wednesday in Detroit, after she told him she didn't have a place to stay, police and relatives say.
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Goat breaks into home, eats cake
What do you get when a goat follows a dog into a house?
For Sherry Shirley of Westford, the answer is a big mess.
When she opened the front door of her home on Lake Road to let her dog in Saturday morning, a full-grown goat burst into the house, jumped onto a kitchen counter and helped itself to a freshly baked chocolate cake, according to the Dodge County Sheriff's Department.
Deputies responded to a call from Shirley at 11:43 Saturday morning, but a neighbor had dragged the goat from the home by its horns before officers arrived, patrol captain Molly Soblewski said.
"The goat didn't do a lot of damage. It knocked some dishes to the floor that broke and began eating the chocolate cake she had just made," Soblewski said.
The chocolate cake caper, however, was far from a perfect crime. Deputies followed the goat's tracks to a nearby farm on Mill Road and had it behind bars by 12:35 p.m. Saturday.
Soblewski said the owners of the goat will not be cited.
"It was just an unfortunate circumstance," she said. "I feel sorry for the lady, but it is kind of funny."
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Man tries to swipe 'male enhancement tablets'
A Port St. Lucie man’s attempt to swipe "male enhancement tablets" from a Wal-Mart Supercenter ended with a trip to jail instead, according to a recently released affidavit.
Veroy Omar Chin, 29, got a trip to jail Wednesday after trying to abscond with Extenze Male Enhancement tablets from the retail giant in the 5100 block of Okeechobee Road.
A loss prevention worker spied Chin, of the 1700 block of Bella Vista Way, as he selected the tablets, which according to a Wal-Mart web site entry can "increase your size" and are "doctor approved, clinically tested." He walked out without paying and was detained.
Chin reportedly was "argumentative and uncooperative" and asked to be given a break and afforded a chance to pay for the tablets, also billed as being able to "enhance pleasure & performance."
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Cat nips owner's lung cancer
This was no ordinary CAT scan.
But Lionel Adams believes it saved his life.
Now recovering from surgery to remove cancer from his lung, Adams, 59, is crediting his eight-year-old feline friend Tiger for alerting him and his family doctor to a mass in his lung.
"He would climb into bed and take his paw and drag it down my left side -- he was adamant there was something there," he said.
"And it was right where the cancer was."
Adams, who has suffered from bronchitis, asthma and emphysema, had showed no symptoms of lung cancer before his kitty's bizarre examination.
But about seven months ago, after mentioning the cat's strange behavior to his family doctor, he was referred to a specialist who caught the disease at stage one in his left lung.
"They did an X-ray, they spotted something on the left side," he said.
To get rid of the cancer, doctors removed a piece of his lung about the size of a pop can that had been shredded in half.
And now Adams is heralding Tiger as a hero for potentially saving his life.
"I think if he hadn't done the pawing part it could have gone on for another five, six months undetected," he said.
"I feel like it could have been a lot worse if the cat hadn't had tuned in to something there, to something he felt was wrong.
"I would say he's my hero."
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Drunk Driver Killed by Drunk Driver
The laws of karma—what comes around goes around! Such is the case for Nicholas Hernandez who ran down someone while driving drunk last year only to be paid back by the powers that be by being run down by a drunken teen this year!
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Virginia Cops Realize They're Father and Son
Two Petersburg police officers have discovered they aren't just co-workers — they're father and son.
Sergeant Chris Walker started hearing a name around the office that sounded familiar — Detective Clay Hamilton. After some casual questions for the 53-year-old Hamilton, Walker called his mother to see if he could get some more information about his hunch.
Turns out the 37-year-old Walker's mother had a brief relationship with Hamilton and became pregnant. But she moved away from the Richmond area and Hamilton never got to meet the baby — until now.
A DNA test confirmed that Walker and Hamilton are father and son. The two men are making up for lost time by spending time together. Walker credits faith — and fate — for the reunion.
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How much is a cup of coffee at Starbucks?
For a jewelry salesman from Kansas, it ended up costing about $300,000.
Police say the man stopped for coffee Monday at a Starbucks in Parker, Colo., south of Denver. He was just returning to his car when he was held up. Three masked robbers took three "tubs" of jewelry and a briefcase containing the salesman's handgun.
Police didn't identify the 64-year-old salesman. Parker police spokeswoman Elise Penington says he was in town for a trade show. One of the robbers allegedly brandished a gun, but no one was injured in the robbery.
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The laws of karma—what comes around goes around! Such is the case for Nicholas Hernandez who ran down someone while driving drunk last year only to be paid back by the powers that be by being run down by a drunken teen this year!
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Virginia Cops Realize They're Father and Son
Two Petersburg police officers have discovered they aren't just co-workers — they're father and son.
Sergeant Chris Walker started hearing a name around the office that sounded familiar — Detective Clay Hamilton. After some casual questions for the 53-year-old Hamilton, Walker called his mother to see if he could get some more information about his hunch.
Turns out the 37-year-old Walker's mother had a brief relationship with Hamilton and became pregnant. But she moved away from the Richmond area and Hamilton never got to meet the baby — until now.
A DNA test confirmed that Walker and Hamilton are father and son. The two men are making up for lost time by spending time together. Walker credits faith — and fate — for the reunion.
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How much is a cup of coffee at Starbucks?
For a jewelry salesman from Kansas, it ended up costing about $300,000.
Police say the man stopped for coffee Monday at a Starbucks in Parker, Colo., south of Denver. He was just returning to his car when he was held up. Three masked robbers took three "tubs" of jewelry and a briefcase containing the salesman's handgun.
Police didn't identify the 64-year-old salesman. Parker police spokeswoman Elise Penington says he was in town for a trade show. One of the robbers allegedly brandished a gun, but no one was injured in the robbery.
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Monday, February 16, 2009
Falling Down Drunk Squirrel
This squirrel was drunk from eating naturally fermented pumpkins.
THIS SQUIRREL WAS FINE THE NEXT DAY.
Except for maybe a HANGOVER the size of a Pumpkin.
Fermentation is how alcohol is made and animals get drunk in nature all the time.
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Has anyone been in similar situation please tell.
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Who wants 200 Orgasms Daily
Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets it on on ANYTHING vibrating (imagine she starts a car, car is having some slight movements then ta daaa!). She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), that increases blood flow to female parts. "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily." She thinks her condition was brought on by the pills. "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms. It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm. Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax. In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200." She and her boyfriend have gone to the splitsville— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands..
Women Who Whine About Having 100's Orgasms A Day
More crybabies whining! Plagued with "Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder," these women claim they have orgasms every couple seconds which last for hours on end. So what’s wrong going through life having orgasms? It’s God’s gift!
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SF's Controversial Penis Mascots Return To Castro
Three six-foot-tall "Healthy Penises" made a special re-appearance at noon Friday in the Castro District. The less-popular "Phil the Syphilis Sore" also showed up. They are actually healthcare workers inside the outrageous costumes, which were recently on loan to other cities.A health department spokesperson said the outfits, which debuted seven years ago, are intended to bring attention to the need for gay men to get syphilis tests. Syphilis cases are on the rise, as the sexually-transmitted disease has risen 50-percent from 2007 to 2008.
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Since when is the white penis bigger than the black penis?
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Are you telling this from experience?
Who said it was a "Black Penis?"
The darker shade one could be a "Mexican."
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