Tuesday, February 24, 2009

In What Country

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Tattoo Jim said...
What do you think their wings are like??? Hot???
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I'm thinking more like those little drumettes.
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Caitlyn said...
I think they serve hot dogs and various other types of sausage.
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Why the veterinary students wears arm-length gloves

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Two Hands Full

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Tattoo Jim said...
Gently, young lady, gently... they bruise so easily.
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Ed said...
Need to make sure they're ripe enough.
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The BEST stress relievers I have ever seen!
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Anyone up for the Challenge.....

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man used dead roommate's cell phone to ask women's bra sizes
A northeast Pennsylvania man faces years in prison for allegedly using his dead roommate’s cell phone to call women and ask for their lingerie sizes while pretending to be a representative for Victoria’s Secret.
Cpl. James Edwards of the Pennsylvania State Police at Bloomsburg said that David Claude English, 53, of Berwick, Pa., could have called more than 200 women over this three month period.
English would call the women and ask them to participate in a non-existent free giveaway. He would then allegedly ask for the women’s underwear and bra sizes under the guise that he would send them correct items.
Police linked English to the crime after two victims put a trace on the calls. English initially claimed someone else had used the phone illegally.
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50 Jobs, 50 States in a Year? 1 Man Gives it a Try
At a time when some people are having trouble finding one job, Daniel Seddiqui is lining up 50 — one in every state.
Each job symbolizes the state's most famous industry, and each lasts one week — just long enough for the 26-year-old to appreciate the labor and explore the region.
Since starting in Utah in the first week of September, he's been a park ranger in Wyoming, a corn farmer in Nebraska and a wedding coordinator in Las Vegas.
Last week, in Week 23 of his yearlong saga, he was a cheesemaker in southeast Wisconsin. He mixed ingredients, hoisted slabs of cheddar — and tasted plenty of his work.
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Tattoo Jim said...
Imagine what his resume looks like...
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It will show that he can't keep a job.
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Silent and Lethal

Boy Killed When Gas Explodes .

A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
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How many of you sitting on their crappy office chair reading this right now?

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Rap Music Warning!

Tattoo Jim said...
Oh hell yeah! I need to get one of these for sure!!!!!
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I thought it took a F**king Idiot to listen to rap music
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Did You Know.......

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Tattoo Jim said...
If it's with that honey, then its only a bad thing if my wife finds out... woof!!!!
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This is to do with having your pet spayed or neutered today
I am glad to see she's not a cat or dog.
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The magazines kept coming.

Assistant Chief David Coffman of the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office just thought it was a mistake. The publications, which he started receiving in late 2007 at his office, were promptly tossed in the trash.
But when he started receiving copies of Playboy made out to various titles including "Ass Chief," he "knew something was terribly wrong," according to Internal Affairs documents.
A Sheriff’s Office investigation concluded Lt. William Medlin , a veteran with the department and Coffman’s former subordinate, removed subscription cards from various magazines and fraudulently placed the orders as a practical joke on his former boss.
Investigators didn’t appreciate the humor, and he was charged with violating the law, unbecoming conduct and failing to conform to work standards. The State Attorney’s Office declined to pursue criminal charges.
Medlin, who didn’t respond to interview requests, was suspended for 20 days without pay. Director Micheal Edwards said Medlin opted to forfeit 160 hours of vacation time instead, and he wasn’t removed from his position.
About 20 to 30 magazines, including Maxim and Muscle and Fitness, were sent to Coffman’s office. He also received invoices for mail-order merchandise he didn’t purchase.
He also said the subscriptions to Playboy weren’t offensive because they were sent in a black wrapper, even though the magazines would have been handled by several employees before arriving in Coffman’s mailbox.
Despite multiple calls from collections agencies, Coffman managed to cancel most of the subscriptions before his credit was affected. He still receives past due bills, according to the report.
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I'm Lovin' It

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3 WTF?
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Tattoo Jim said...
Damn, couldn't go wrong there could you guys????
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What's that old saying 3 is a crowd but I willing to over look that this time.
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rIch said...
I guess Red Bull gives you more than just wings !
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Was this "PHOTOSHOPPED?"
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