Saturday, February 28, 2009

Your Other Left

Bungled Breast Operation
A woman went into an operating room to have her left breast removed — and woke to find her right one had been taken off by mistake.
Anne Bouton, 65, was left deeply traumatized after the bungled op to treat a tumor.
She said: "The evening before a nurse clearly marked my left breast, also making clear that the right breast should be left untouched."
Sylvie Négrier — director of the Léon Bérard cancer center in Lyon, France — blamed a "human and team error".
She said: "There were five people in the operating room but no-one spotted the mistake."
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Doctors need to go back to
Human Anatomy 101
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Anonymous said...
No 65-year-old boobs looks like that one.
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Anonymous said...
Man, something like that happened last year in Germany- they had to amputate a guy's leg, and took off the wrong one... So he ended up losing both.
I guess the moral of the story is if you ever have to have your left leg amputated, take a magic marker and write in big letters on your right leg, "WRONG ONE."
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Just think she will probably get a "FREE" Boob Job now.
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Tattoo Jim said...
They will probably try to blame that one on the Bush administration too...
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Well Bush did screwed up a lot of things while in office what's one more.
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You Can't Trust Cops Anymore

17 charged in Drug, Sex Probe at Texas Jail
Female jailers had sex with inmates; ex-sheriff to surrender.
A former sheriff from Texas and several ex-jailers were among 17 people named Friday in a 106-count indictment on charges ranging from having sex with inmates to bringing them drugs at a now-closed county jail.
Former Montague County Sheriff Bill Keating was charged with official oppression and having sex with inmates, according to the indictment. Keating was defeated in a primary election last spring.
Several female jailers were charged with having sex with inmates and bringing them drugs, cell phones and cigarettes, while several male jailers were charged with drug possession and with bringing inmates banned items, according to the indictment.
Several inmates also were charged with drug possession, according to the indictment.
State District Judge Roger Towery has sealed the names in the indictments until the suspects are arrested, but their jobs and charges were made public.
Keating's attorney, Mark Daniel my client will surrender "in due time."
The charges against Keating are "kind of silly in the face of the federal investigation, like piling on," Daniel said.
Keating, 62, has pleaded guilty to a federal civil rights violation in an unrelated case involving the sexual assault of a woman. He is to be sentenced to up to 10 years in federal prison in May. Keating told a woman she would be jailed on drug charges unless she had sex with him.

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Man Uses Fake Money To Buy Fake Drugs From Real Cops
A Johnson City, Tennessee man has been arrested after police said he used counterfeit money to purchase fake OxyContin pills from an undercover officer.

Unicoi County Sheriff’s deputies arrested 21-year-old Kyle Kochelek on Tuesday and charged him with criminal conspiracy with schedule II drugs, forgery and criminal simulation.
Investigator Frank Rogers said the officer met with several people at a mobile home park and arranged for Kochelek and anotherman to come to Unicoi to buy 76 OxyContin pills for $4,875.
Officers say it was "obviously bad money" with some bills printed on just one side.
Authorities also tracked down the device believed used to make the counterfeit money.
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Tattoo Jim said...
Looks like some of West Virginia's mental talents are starting to creep over the line into
Tenn-a-fucking-see...
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Headdress made of mice and rat carcasses

The catwalk became the ratwalk thanks to this bizarre creation on the fringes of London Fashion Week.
The bijou headdress is made of dozens of real mice and rat carcasses.
It covers the full face – leaving just a gap for the eyes – and is complete with rat tails hanging down the front.
'I know not everybody likes mice and rats but they can be beautiful. I think the headdress is really cute,' explained French designer Charlie Le Mindu, 22.
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Tattoo Jim said...
Probably sold by the French to the taliban.
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I'm thinking more Chinesse since the Chinesse are into anything to do with Rats.
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Dalton J. Fox said...
Uhh ... why? And might I add "eww."
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What are you looking at?

I think he's dreaming of chasing a car
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Tattoo Jim said...
LMFAO!!!!!!!
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I thought you would.
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The American Job

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Absolutely Hilarious!!!! LMFAO
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Anonymous said...
What goes around comes around!!!
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trail dust said...
Screw the suits! Ya, that’s right, I said it and I’ll say it again…SCREW THEM!
Years of greed, abuse, way over the top “rewards” and the ungodly legal stock options.
Buch of pigs.
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Friday, February 27, 2009

To All Employees

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
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Sincerely yours,
The Boss
Now Get Back To Work
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The things we do when we are bored.

Supersized OREO Cookie
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Tattoo Jim said...
I could never get past 2 before I ate them.
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I know a woman that the only part she would eat was the creme centers.
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Mad Izatie said...
The creamy bits are too sweet for me so I get rid of the center and have the cookies.
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Tattoo Jim said...
I worked with a guy who only liked the centers.
As he drove the work van he'd twist them apart, eat the center and throw the cookies out the window. I always wondered what the people behind us thought...
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A New Style Of Bowling

Check out the ball return
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Tattoo Jim said...
Damn! No wonder she's bowling alone!!!
I wouldn't want her handling my balls...
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Is Pro Wrestling Real or Fake?

Flying thru the air with the greatest of ease a wrestler flies head first into the barricade.

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Scheme Factory said...
Is wrestling fake?! Seriously?!
How do you FAKE entertainment?
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Dalton J. Fox said...
Oh shit! That looked painful.
The other dude was obviously supposed to catch him and break his fall.
That's why wrestling is so dangerous.
Sure, they're supposed to try to protect each other and keep anybody from being hurt, but the slightest misstep by you or your opponent can result in one or both of you getting injured badly.
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Tattoo Jim said...
Who really cares??? If you enjoy it then watch it. If not then turn the channel. Kind of like paying for sex. Did she really have an orgasm??? Who cares!!! I enjoyed it!!!
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Viagra orgy man came then went
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
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trail dust said...
Sergey Tuganov sounds alot like that steel driven man John Henry.
But instead of driven steel like John Henry, Sergey was driving that ass.
And the end they both die doing what others said couldn't be done.

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Indiana Teenager Critically Burned Trying to Kill Head Lice
An Evansville, Indiana teenager who soaked her hair in gasoline to try to kill head lice was critically burned when the gas fumes ignited and set her head ablaze, Evansville, Ind. police said.
Eighteen-year-old Jessica Brooks is in serious condition at the burn unit at University Hospital in Louisville, Ky., following Sunday night's fire at her Evansville apartment.
Police said Brooks was in her apartment's bathroom letting her hair soak in gasoline just before a pilot light from a water heater ignited the gas fumes and her hair.
Brooks was put in a medically induced coma.
Brooks and her fiancé, Ronald Young, had planned to wed in May. Young suffered burns on his arms trying to extinguish the flames.
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Tattoo Jim said...
I know of people who used to put kerosene on head lice but I've never heard of gasoline...
except on poison ivy.
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Since kerosene cost about double of gasoline and is easier to find she must have opt and chose gasoline (Bad Choice)
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KFC Employees Treated After Being Exposed To Fumes
A Hazmat call to a Manchester New Hampshire Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant was determined to have been sparked by a hoax call, police said.
Firefighters were called to the restaurant on Hooksett Road because employees reported eye and skin irritation from a fire extinguisher. When emergency crews arrived, they found three employees disrobed outside of the building.
The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.
The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.
Two officers were sent to a hospital for treatment from being exposed to chemicals inside the building, and two employees were also treated at a hospital. The third employee refused treatment.
Police said they are investigating the incident as a criminal matter. The restaurant was closed until health officials could determine that it was safe to re-open.
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Maybe them crazy PETA vegetarians people did it?
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