Thursday, April 23, 2009

Caption This......

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They Are Looking For You

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Find the Puppies!

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Hyundai will do anything to keep you in their car - NSFW

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The Huge Scary Rat Prank

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“COCK SOUP” gets top-shelf after complaints

Asda has had to move one of its products to the top shelf because of the constant juvenile sniggers its name was receiving. This came as a relief to red-faced mums, as "Cock soup" had their toilet-humored kids rolling in the aisles.
The store conceded that the product needed to be relocated after receiving hundreds of complaints from shoppers.
Staff at the chain noticed that the product was evoking smutty humor and, largely to help out embarrassed mothers, the product was top-shelved.
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“Honey, it happened again. I think I need a new bathing suit.”

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I'm still here

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Sorry about the lack of posts today but I slept just about all day.
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Teacher sends student home with evidence

A 5-year-old student at Apple Valley Elementary in Yakima headed home on the bus with more than books in his backpack. Inside was a smelly package his father never imagined he'd be toting around.
"I'm still kind of in shock over this, because why would somebody do this? It's disgusting!" said the boy's father. His son's kindergarten teacher had bagged up a piece of human feces and stuck it in his son's backpack with the note on it.
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Getting a $26,000 Text Message Bill

Two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000. For one of the two, that meant an inches-thick itemized bill for $26,000.
Nick Andes, 29, and Doug Klinger, 30, were relying on their unlimited text messaging plans to get them through the escapade, so Andes didn't expect such a big bill.
"It came in a box that cost $27.55 to send to me," he said Tuesday. He said he "panicked" and called T-Mobile.
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