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What? An Upside Down Rainbow In The Sky!

No, this isn't an upside-down rainbow, and the photographer hasn't faked the picture.
It's an unusual phenomenon caused by sunlight shining through a thin, invisible screen of tiny ice crystals high in the sky and has nothing at all to do with the rain. Andrew G. Saffas, a Concord artist and photographer, saw the colorful arc at 3:51 p.m. on a beautiful day recently when a slight rain had fallen in the morning. He thought it was a rainbow, created by raindrops refracting sunlight the way glass prisms refract any bright beam of light.
Instead, what Saffas saw was what scientists call a circumzenithal arc, according to physicist Joe Jordan. The flat, six-sided ice crystals that cause the arcs are no larger than salt grains and usually form in the cold haze of wispy cirrus clouds about 5 miles (8 km) up, said Jordan. When the sun is low in the afternoon sky on a hazy day -- even though the sky appears bright blue -- sunlight can hit the flat face of the ice particles at a slant. Then the rays bend within each crystal and emerge with the colors appearing separated into all the rainbow colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. But, said Jordan, the colors in those arcs appear in the opposite position from the colors in rainbows: In zenithal arcs, as in Saffas' image, the red hues are on the bottom and the blue and violet are on the top. The arcs appear to terminate where the millions of ice crystals end, he said.

Rubik’s Cube the Next Dimension

http://technabob.com/blog/2007/07/26/rubiks-cube-goes-into-the-next-dimension/

EastsheenCubes take multiple mini-cubes and join them together to form one crazy looking version of the classic mindbender.
With the cubes intersecting one another, I’m betting that complicates things just a little bit.



Michel Gondry solve these with his feet!

Funny Shirts

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Shhhhhh, This Is My Hangover Shirt

Let everyone know that you drank way too much last night.

And that they need to keep their volume down.

Lap Dance Tester

Great for the “Titty Bar”

It has white print on a black t-shirt which always looks cool in the strip club.

Something you don’t see everyday a home on the water

This three-story house is moved slowly through Pensacola Bay near the Pensacola Country Club and Gulf Course Friday morning. Neighbors say the house belongs to Judge Bill White and his wife Peggy and was transported from Perdido Key to replace a house lost during Hurricane Ivan.

Being a Prick

My Nuts Itches

He's Not My Daddy

Good Advertising Sells Products

Sexual Fantasy

Huge falling ice chunks pelted neighborhood

DUBUQUE IOWA --- Large chunks of ice, one of them reportedly about 50 pounds, fell from the sky Thursday in this northeast Iowa city, smashing through a woman's roof and tearing through nearby trees.

Authorities are unsure of the ice's origin but have theorized the chunks either fell from an airplane or naturally accumulated high in the atmosphere -- both rare occurrences.
"It sounded like a bomb!" said 78-year-old Jan Kenkel, who was standing in her kitchen when an ice chunk crashed through her roof at about 5:30 a.m. "I jumped about a foot!"

She traced the damage to her television room, where she found a messy pile of insulation, bits of ceiling, splintered wood and about 50 pounds of solid ice the size of a basketball.

Elizabeth Cory, a spokeswoman for the Federal Aviation Administration, said investigators will contact Kenkel to try to determine the source of the ice.

Occasionally, aircraft latrines discharge contents at altitude, resulting in colored chunks of descending ice. Airplanes also sometimes accumulate ice on their edges in certain atmospheric conditions, including high altitude and extreme moisture.

http://www.wcfcourier.com/articles/2007/07/27/news/breaking_news/doc46a9bef350079905013943.txt