Signs. . .
We see them everyday, in nearly every placewe go.
Here are some we wanted to share that just may lead to misunderstanding. . .
(and a laugh or two!)
In a restroom:
In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES...
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHESWHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In another office:
In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEA POT AND
STAND UPSIDEDOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONGAND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS ADAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ,
THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOWTO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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