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Weed ATM

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Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines: condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab... But now, you can finally get what you really need: medical marijuana, from Anytime Vending Machines. AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards -- like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince).

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Eye See You

HOOTERS - Hottie

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QUESTION: Where do you stick the antenna in at?

I got your nose

Strawberry Flavored Cheetos Seduce Sweet-Loving Snackers

Frito-Lay, the makers of new Strawberry Cheetos, is a division of PepsiCo... the same folks who brought out Pepsi Ice Cucumber during Japan's record-breaking hot summer of 2007. This tells us two things: (A) the company is not afraid to pitch distinctive products to the Japanese market, and (B), they may not understand the Japanese market as well as they might think.
Or not - Strawberry Cheetos join Milk Chocolate Cheetos in Japan's legion of snack vending machines.

Milk Chocolate Cheetos... seriously! Cheetos have come a long way since San Antonio, Texas food chemist Charles Elmer Doolin invented them, Fritos corn chips, and a potato-based snack called "Fritatos". While Fritatos died on the vine, Cheetos spread across the snacking world to become one of Frito-Lay's most well-known products, along with Doritos. Competition is dog-eat-dog (or chip-eat-chip) in the snackin' biz, though, so the pressure to create new appealing snacks is intense.
Maybe too intense... as FL's most recent Japanese Doritos flavor (Honey Butter Doritos) illustrates. Imagine watching Japanese TV while snacking on Honey Butter Doritos and washing 'em down with slugs of Pepsi Ice Cucumber... sounds worse than snacking on slugs! Japanese consumers have also had something called "Caramel Doritos Sweets" inflicted upon them. Perhaps PepsiCo's marketing wizards figure if they'll buy Pepsi Ice Cucumber, they'll buy anything!

"Port de Monaco"

"My boat is bigger then yours"

"My boat is faster then yours"

I just wished I could afford a boat like these.

What about you?

Line up at midnight for first choice

Ice Fishing In Minnesota

The other day I was looking out the window at the lake and watched the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

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A guy drove up in his car and got an ice auger out of his trunk. He proceeded to drill a hole in the ice. Then he got a fishing rod out of his trunk, baited the hook, and then got back in his car. Next I saw the window roll down, the pole come out the window, bait drop through the hole in the ice and the window roll back up.

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Now that's the Redneck way of fishing w/o an ice shanty

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Just A Wave
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a "new file" in your computer.

2. Name it, "Hillary Rodham Clinton."

3. Send it to the "trash."

4. Empty the "trash."

5. Your computer will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of
"Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly, Click "Yes."

7. Feel better?

Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi !

Thanks Richard