Distraction

On the way to work this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs soaking my trousers, not to mention burning Big John and the Twins and ruined the damn phone

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I have been wondering about this for a long time.

I HAVE JUST ONE
QUESTION...

Now I don't care who you are.......this here's FUNNY

Thanks Richard

A night of passion between a goat and a sheep led to Lisa the GEEP

Leaping into the air, she looks like something from the funny farm.
But this curious creature is making scientists do a double-take.
Meet Lisa the geep... a cross between a goat and a sheep.

She was born after an unscheduled amorous encounter on the farm of Klaus Exsternbrink, in Schwerte, in northern Germany's Ruhr Valley.
One of his young billy goats leapt over a fence and had a passionate liaison with a ewe.

New bride dies in her love's arms during their first dance

Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.
But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband's arms during a Greek song that means "Love Me."At 36, Sjostrom was dead from heart disease.
Sjostrom carried blue and white flowers during the ceremony — the colors of the Greek flag — as she exchanged vows with Efkarpides, a 43-year-old carpenter and Navy veteran. They had met three years to the day before the Jan. 19 wedding.
During the couple's first dance, Sjostrom complained of being lightheaded. Efkarpides thought his wife, a diabetic, needed sugar, but she collapsed. Wedding guests, paramedics and doctors at a nearby hospital were unable to revive her.

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This is me alright I am to a point I can't hardly turn around in what I call my computer room. However there is an old fashion name for this "Pack Rat" you don't throw anything away because when you do you will need it. By the way this also applies to my computer.
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