Friday, February 15, 2008

Nothing is the way it use to be,


Pizza Ordering
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Here is another version
This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2010 that we're not sure how funny this really is...

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln
Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
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Your Number Is............


GAME - Guess your number
Pick a number from the list.
Then the little magician inside your computer guesses it.
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Drunk Squirrel

Learn how to understand the nutrition label on foods in 5 simple steps


Tit Tax

HOW DO YOU COUNT YOUR CASH MONEY?


If the cost wasn't enough just add Gold Leaf

Six-words to describe the USA

Here are just a few of the 1,230 mottos submitted:
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Still Using Fahrenheit, Feet, and Gallons
All your oil belong to us
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Democracy
Some are more equal than others
No, we still don’t like soccer
Can’t we all just get along?
One Nation, Over Weight, Over Budget
Land of the Free (Just Kidding)
You’ll never have what we’ve got.
We know how to count!
Do you want fries with that?
What Your Country Can Do For You
God bless America! Starting with me!
One Nation. One God. Screw You.
Fatter, dumber, richer, and more free.
Let Freedom Ring (void where prohibited.)
Made in America (with foreign components)
Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton? Deja Vu?
Say what you want. We do
Not that bad. Could be better
In God we trust. Uh oh
Our Vice-President Will Shoot Yours!

Swiss company creates underwater car like James Bond's

In The Spy Who Loved Me, James Bond takes his sports car underwater, swaps his wheels for fins and fires a missile that knocks a pursuing helicopter out of the sky.
The concept car developer Rinspeed calls its "sQuba" the first real submersible car. Unlike military vehicles, which can only drive slowly on a lakebed, Rinspeed says its car can provide a stable "flight" at a depth of 10 meters.
"For three decades I have tried to imagine how it might be possible to build a car that can fly underwater," says Frank Rinderknecht, Rinspeed's 52-year-old CEO and a professed Bond fan. "Now we have made this dream come true."

Free Bike

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."